- Brrr, there's a chill in the air.
- Which means it's time for a spook-tacular competition.
- It's Ladylike
- And we're playing Beauty Roulette.
(yelling)
- Halloween edition.
(spooky music)
I think I know how this goes,
but is there anyone in the audience
who wants to inform me what's going on?
- Well, since you asked what the rules are.
You're gonna spin the wheel and then you're gonna
get one of these creatures and then you're gonna
have five minutes to use Halloween makeup
to recreate your creature look.
- Cool.
- I don't really know what I would do for
any of them besides zombie, clown, and pumpkin.
And I don't really feel like turning into
a pumpkin right now so I guess I just want clown.
- Okay, I can tell you this right now.
I do not want skeleton.
Skeleton is 100% the hardest one on here.
- [Jen] Yeah, you're gonna get it!
- No I'm not!
- [Girls Off Camera] Skeleton, skeleton, skeleton.
- I'm not getting skeleton!
- I would like the clown because it seems
like it will be the most fun.
I don't want zombie or witch.
They've been done before.
I'm ready to spin that wheel!
(wheel spinning)
- No, no, no, no, no.
Oh thank God.
- [Chantel] You're a zombie!
- Maybe I can just double or nothing.
- [Chantel] No!
(Halloween music)
- [Kristin] What!?
- Hey!
(laughing)
- [Jen] What'd you get, what'd you get, what'd you get?
- [Kristin] Vampire!
- Yes!
Time to Edward Cullen this
(beeping)
(Halloween music)
- [Chantel] Hey!
- Clown!
- [Chantel] Whole face clown.
- [Kristin] You have to do the whole face.
- Whole face clown!
Why do we keep playing this game?
(laughing)
- Let's go make a video.
- Okay, bye.
- [Kristin] Tell a bad joke.
- All my jokes are too good,
I can't tell a bad one.
(laughing)
There's a cricket in our stage,
but we have to shoot anyways.
- [Jen] Who are you again?
What are you doing, witch?
- I'm zombie!
I've told you this like three times in the last
- [Jen] Sorry.
- Literally Jen has asked me what I am like four times.
(laughing)
- [Girl] Your time starts now.
- Okay!
Why are you starting with the
You know you have to do a whole face.
- [Girls] Jen!
- [Chantel] No Jen!
- I'm doing this my way, leave me alone.
- [Chantel] What are you doing, Kristin?
- I'm trying to put
- [Jen] Witch makeup on.
- I'm trying, no!
I'm a zombie!
- [Jen] Oh, zombie.
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God, this just doesn't work, does it?
- [Kristin] Maybe use the cream instead.
- [Jen] Yeah, the cream works really well.
- [Kristin] Why am I helping you?
- [Jen] Don't do the cream.
- Fine, I'll do the cream.
I just realized that the clown little red cheeks
are very much like Pikachu's little red cheeks.
- Oh!
- Hopefully it stays, I don't know.
I'm using eyelash glue.
- [Chantel] See, that's creepy.
I didn't want open wounds on my face.
It would freak me out.
- [Kristin] The funniest thing about Beauty Roulette
is when people try to artfully blend,
and it's like you do not have time.
You gotta get that paint on the canvas!
- [Jen] Get on that canvas, girl.
- [Kristin] Jen, go, go, go.
- [Chantel] Go, Jen, go.
- I'm just doing
Whatever, it doesn't work.
It's fine, just fine, it's fine, it's fine.
- The paint that's here really is not paint.
It's just like wax.
- I don't really know what else, what to do.
- [Chantel] You don't really look like a zombie yet.
- You don't look like anything.
- [Jen] Honestly, I do get zombie vibes from this blue.
- [Kristin] You're not spooky enough.
You look like a football player.
Get the blood, you gotta get the blood!
- I'm doing the blood, I'm doing the blood!
- [Kristin] Do the blood.
Okay, you're really focused on writing
"I'm gay" and I want you to reevaluate that.
- I'm gay.
(laughing)
Blood.
- [Kristin] Blood!
- Everywhere blood.
- I'm just gonna paint my nose red,
'cause I can't really breathe with that thing on.
That's fair.
- [Chantel] Use the black and draw like the
- [Jen] Stitches on your face so as if you
were stitched together from dead skin.
- [Chantel] Oh, that's a good idea.
- You're right, you're right, you're right.
Good idea.
- [Chantel] And like sunken sort of kind of
like black eyes.
- [Kristin] That's cute!
(laughing)
- [Chantel] 30 seconds.
- Okay, you know what.
I'm working on it.
- [Chantel] There it is.
There it is.
Yes.
Do a red lip.
- I don't think this is lipstick.
- Anything can be lipstick if you want it to be.
- I'm old.
- [Jen] Ooh, make your mouth green.
- I'm dead.
- [Chantel] Oh yeah, green.
- I've been dead for years.
I love eatin' stuff.
- [Girls] Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
(laughing)
- [Kristin] Wow.
- [Jen] You look good!
(laughing)
- What in the world?
- [Chantel] Wow, that was so
- [Kristin] That was so uneventful.
- [Chantel] Yeah.
- I feel like a clown.
Which makes me feel good.
It means I'm confident.
- [Chantel] So your face is gray but your wound is beige.
Is that kind of what I'm gathering?
Yeah?
(laughing)
That's it.
(laughing)
I think I did really good.
(laughing)
- I just kind of look like a zombie
with some skin issues.
I used a deadly amount of Clearasil.
For when your skin has problems beyond
just being dead.
(laughing)
- Not a good costume but passable.
- [Chantel] A costume, none the less.
- Wait, so why does a zombie have a scar?
I feel like I kind of took that suggestion
in the heat of the battle,
but didn't really think about it.
What zombie is going to get their wound stitched up?
- [Chantel] I think it makes you feel like a zombie.
- Why would a zombie have stitches?
- [Chantel] I don't make the rules.
- Who is taking the zombie to the doctor?
- [Chantel] I don't make the rules, Kristin.
- Okay.
- [Chantel] But you look like a zombie.
- All right, I'm ready to judge.
One, two, three.
(laughing)
- Guess who we are.
- Clown.
- Yes.
- Vampire.
Zombie.
(exclaiming)
I mean, it helps that they're very popular tropes.
You guys nailed them.
You did so well.
- Wow, thank you.
- This was Beauty Roulette?
- Yes.
- Yes, what did you think you were judging?
- You know what, there's a lot happening.
I just don't even know anymore.
What does your forehead say?
"Ye home?"
- No, it says, "I'm gay."
- Oh!
- I think I've touched it.
- It's backwards.
- Oh!
I did it in a mirror.
- Wait!
(laughing)
- So these are so cute.
I'm loving this cape, Chantel.
I don't know if that was just for extra credit or
- They gave it to me.
- She was provided the cape.
- Gotcha, okay.
So we have impressive fangs here with fake blood.
This open wound is real unfortunate.
- [Kristin] I stuck it on with eyelash glue.
- Also unfortunate.
- Yeah!
- Wow, these flirty faces are really doing it for me.
- I'm dead but I'm not dead.
(laughing)
- [Man] You're adorable, Jen.
You look
- [Jen] Thank you!
- [Man] Less scary, more cute.
Wow, I guess I have to declare a winner.
All right, I'm gonna say B plus for Jen.
Impressive effort all around.
I can absolutely see what's happening.
Very, very cute.
These hotties.
(flirtatious sounds)
How am I to possibly decide?
(laughing)
For you, Chantel
- Yes?
(laughing)
- I'm going to give an A minus.
I think that's just great makeup overall.
You really committed to the coloring
around the eyes and the mouth sells it for sure.
And I think that, the fangs,
you're clearly struggling with them,
but I can tell what's happening.
Well, for you, Kristin.
I feel like you really worked with the makeup
colors to convey the idea of a zombie,
and overall, just as far as paint and makeup go,
you know you really went for it.
Plus the dedication to attaching the
wound with eyelash glue.
You get an A.
(gasping)
- Oh my God!
Does that mean I just won my very first Beauty Roulette?!
- Yes!
- You won!
- I won a Beauty Roulette!
- It was about time considering you invented them.
- Well, listen.
It's been a long road and a lot of
torturing people and a lot of failure,
but I won!
- She won!
- Yay, Kristin!
- She's on the board!
- Halloween Beauty Roulette.
Lady tested
- [All] Lady boo-tiful!
- Spooky!
(spooky music)