i wanted to make a fun video for you guys so i went ahead and asked you guys
on instagram to post pictures of your hamsters using the hashtag rate my ham
and i checked this the other day and i had only 500 posts and i checked back today and
uh we have 1,415 so so that should be fun i get i kind of feel like i have to clarify
this is a hundred percent a joke video um my ratings are they mean nothing there's
nothing behind them so don't take this to heart at all it's just joke video so let's rate some hams
so the first hamster we see here is marshmallow um and i don't know how you got this picture but
it's so cute they literally look like they are a bear in their little cave
like they they look so innocent they're definitely a 4 next up we have Toby here and Toby is
watching my videos so thank you so much Toby um just because of that you get you get a 5
here we have a hamster who is trying to
sway their rating by kind of putting a little 4 out there so i will just go to 4
next we have a little dwarf here they're doing their little traditional dwarf stance
they also have the traditional dwarf glare very very intimidating because
the intimidation is very real I'm going to go with a 4.5 so they don't kill me
next up we have a hamster here who is um imitating a dog I think they've done a
really good impression with the whimsy kind of just in their mouth there so that that's a 3.5
wooow is this Lenny
no, i mean close though so because you do look like Lenny so much 4.5 for you
so here what appears to be a very rotund uh marshmallow it looks like it got dropped on
the floor and kind of just like left there so possibly like stale marshmallow vibes
i probably would still eat a stale marshmallow that's just me though so definitely like a 3.5
um i i really don't i don't know what i'm looking at
so for that it's 2
next we have a robo hamster here it looks like they're trying to blog or make a website probably
something like www.hamsterworlddomination.com and so for that reason i'm gonna have to give them a 1
not really interested in being taken over by hamsters
this um syrian hamster here is living their best life in a pink car i wish i had a pink car
they have a better car than me so for the reason that i'm jealous 1
i mean i i don't know how well a hedgehog can pass for a hamster um
1
wow where did you find your wig because that is snatched
so we have a little pumpkin here wearing a
rapunzel wig honestly beautiful that is a 5
next here we have a dwarf here they look like a very good ham so definitely give them the treats
i don't know if they've gotten the treats in a long time unlimited treats for them so 4
here we have Nala the hamster just really getting into it with the cucumber so that was um
that was a lot
3.5
they're like please sir may i have some more oh my god give them more give them all the treats
that's a five
another hamster asking for a 4 well you got it
so here we have a unicorn dwarf
i've personally never come across one myself that's quite rare so that's a 5.
i feel like this is kind of like a mufasa, scar vibe going on here
possibly just let go of their best friend to um fall to their death so 1.5
he does not care at all he is letting it all out
3.5 honestly
next, here we have a Chinese hamster they're giving me like
the naked mole-rat from Kim Possible vibes so that alone that's-that's a 5 honestly
they also appear to be liquid so that is a very good talent to have as a hamster
look at this very cinematic photo they look like they're in a commercial right now
wow that is 4.5
i am always surprised at how um much expression a hamster can have on their face
this little one looks super offended i don't know what you did to offend them but you did so 2.5
here we have a smushed robo
oh my gosh reminds me of like the coyote in looney tunes when they get smooshed 5
so this here um because it is it's just a foot
so that's a very small percentage of a hamster so
um i am going to give them a 0.5 because that's like about 0.5% of a hamster
next here we have a hipster hamster they have the typical beanie touque and then they have
the skateboard looks like they're about to go to their local coffee shop um so 3
okay
i said hamsters only you are a very giant hamster but you are not a hamster
1.5
look at the technique of the hold they just they don't even care wow that is a 3.5
so this robo here looks like the most innocent robo in the world but that's the thing it's always
the most innocent ones you've got to watch out for so that that's a 1
so this little dwarf is just zonked
that's a 3
so here we have Peanut what they're trying to do here is disguise themselves they're trying
to camouflage themselves into their enclosure and
um i'm sorry Peanut exposed you we can see you so you can't fool me that's a 2
so this mushroom is nine times the size of the hamster and for that alone is a 4
so i did say post your hamsters not your toupee um i don't really know
how the confusion here happened um so i'm gonna have to give him
a zero but just like in the future we don't post your toupees post hamsters
okay so i understand the painting is just for the cute aspect
but i am a little upset that their name is pancake and this isn't a stack of pancakes with butter and
syrup dripping literally for that reason we are going to have to give a 1
we are gonna end this video on this little dwarf here giving us a wave goodbye a 4 for you
and yeah if you guys want to see some more hamsters check out the hashtag um
very worth your while you will see some good quality
images of hamsters so i will see you guys in my next video bye