Here it is, the Bikini Bottom Animal Shelter.
Your perfect pet awaits.
Now, if you just listen to your heart,
you'll be able to pick out the right pet
as soon as you see it.
Mm. Too big. Too sloppy. Too stupid.
Hi, SpongeBob.
Hey, Patrick. Oh. Oh. What about this one?
Are you kidding me?
Algae on a rock? I want a pet, not a plant.
It's no use. There's nothing for me here.
Oh, no, Plankton.
You know, I can't say I'm surprised.
[barking]
[growling]
[barking]
Hey there, little guy.
[barking]
Looks like we have a winner.
Oh, so cute. What are you gonna call him?
He looks like a Spot to me.
That name provokes a violent reaction.
Spot it is.
[barking]
Well, Spot, I'm your new owner,
so shower me with love and affection.
Karen, it's not giving me unconditional love.
I think it's defective.
You're gonna have to train him to do that.
I train him? Eh, I'll give it a shot.
All right, Spot, let's start with something easy.
Stay. Good boy. Now sit.
Very good. Now roll over.
[barking]
Excellent. Now, shake.
Wow. That's one mean shake you got there.
I think we should burn off some of that extra energy.
Would you like to go walkies?
I'll assume that's a yes. March.
[barking]
[whistling]
[panting]
Shew. We must have walked for miles.
I guess our legs are too short for walkies.
How about a nice round of fetch?
[grunting]
Fetch.
AH! Oh, no! What have I done?! I'm a terrible pet owner.
Terrible. Karen, we're gonna need another Spot!
[barking]
Nice rebound Spot. You know, I get squished a lot, too.
I hope nobody saw that emotional outburst.
Aw.
Shoo!
Okay, Spot, today you'll learn how to be an attack pet
to guard the Chum Bucket from intruders.
Now, Spot, pretend I'm a burglar.
Attack! You're not getting this? Come at me.
Uh-oh. Losing balance. A little help.
[barking]
On second thought what do I need a guard dog for?
I can't even give chum away.
What I really need is a retriever.
This is your target.
I want you to retrieve the Krabby Patty.
Now, security is tight, so I've devised a pla-
Wait. Where are you going? You're not ready!
[humming]
I'd like a large-
What was that?
Didn't see it. Don't care.
[snoring]
[barking]
Holy plot twist!
It's a Krabby Patty! It's.. a miracle!
Karen, look at what Spot brought home.
It's wonderful. Spot deserves a reward.
He can have anything he wants up to half my kingdom,
uh, laboratory.
I think he wants your Krabby Patty.
No! No. You've been a very bad amoeba. Bad amoeba.
I'm afraid you'll have to be punished.
You need a time out.
I'm just gonna tie you up out here
until you learn to behave.
Shouldn't take more than five minutes.
[whimpering]
Aw. No, no, I must be strong.
[whimpering]
I can't do it. Spot, I'm sorry. I-
Spot! He's gone. Where is he? Spot, come back!
Spot! Come back! I've got to find him.
Aw.
Don't any of you have jobs?