- Drinking! Drinking Brits!
- We're drinking water Brits OUT!
- Oooh, shot's fired pew pew pew pew
like they shot on our ancestors.
(laughing)
(rock music)
- Gonna drink British beers
before they shut the borders down
and we never see it again.
- British alcohol.
- That's a hangover that'll last 800 years.
- This is actually gonna be rare
because when Brexit happens,
they won't be making beer anymore
cause everyone will be dead, so.
(laughing)
(rock music)
- It sounds really dirty, doesn't it?
There's a naked woman on the front.
- All right I'll get my Big Easy down at the local pub.
- It's non-alcoholic, look.
- What?
- That's class, thank you, thank you.
- You bring me in here for a beer
and it has no beer in it.
What is this for children?
(laughing)
is this a children's beer?
- Ow. - What?
- Hey, oh, the Gallaghers.
- Smells non-alcoholic.
- Yeah.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- No I'm not just meh because I don't, I don't--
- You're hungover.
- No but it's very hoppy
and I'm not a huge fan of hoppy beers.
- There's something missing at the very end
it's missing that bite you get from like a beer.
- Yeah it's supposedly because it's such a low percentage.
- Mh. - No, no.
- Kinda tastes grainy, like that one
they stole from us back in the famine.
- Innovation, passion, knowledge.
None of those, none of those. - None of those.
(laughing)
- Point five percent, point five percent?
Wouldn't get me down to the local for that,
what are you doing?
- Giving negative opinions
I start to squirm a little bit.
- Yeah, well me - I try and see the you know.
- I struggle sometimes you know like, oh, ugh, shite.
(laughing)
(rock music)
- Oh Thornbridge cocoa wonderland.
- 6.8% now we're talking Britain.
- Just to point out the frugality
of the production team.
We got two bottles of 0.5% beer.
- Oh true.
- We get one bottle to share of 6.8% beer.
- Couldn't spring for the second now.
- That's unbelievable. - Shocking.
- This is very classy, it looks regal.
- Oh.
- What's so nice about chocolate Porter?
- This is like all the best things about Porter
with the taste and kick of chocolate.
- Oh there is actual chocolate in it.
- Mh, there's a twix in mine.
(laughing)
- Oh look it's actually quite fascinating to watch.
It's really quite soothing.
- These glasses are adorable.
- They are just so cute #ad
- Cheers.
(glasses clinking)
- Oh my god what the fuck is that?
- Yeah that's actually really nice.
- Oh yeah. - Oh my god I want more.
- It's overwhelmingly coffee flavored
as opposed to chocolate flavored.
- Yeah, it's got that bitterness.
- It's really nice, it's not tasting strongly of chocolate.
- It's lovely, and it's 6.8%,
so you'd have a couple of these,
you'd feel like you've had a few chocolate bars
and then you crash a car into a hedge.
- There's no chocolate in that.
You may as well get a bloody boiled egg
and advertise it as chocolate.
(laughing) Do you know what I mean?
- Oh my god I gotta bottle you in a minute.
- I'm the worst person to be paired with you
for a drinking video cause I'm constantly burping.
- [Producer] There was actually only
three bottles in the shop.
- Yeah excuses, excuses. (laughing)
Oh I dropped two in stairs, whatever.
(rock music)
- Like I just hate the fact that I know
that I can't keep drinking all day
you know what I mean?
If it was a case where I could keep drinking all day.
- I'm so sad that I have to stop drinking.
- Yeah I know I've got things to do.
- This is going to be tasty cause it's a sour.
Have you had sour beers before?
- No. - Ah.
- If you're seen drinking a Thornbridge,
you're letting all the fellas know
I'm up for a good sour Tart if you know what I mean.
- Tart.
- All right mate give us two Tarts.
And they'll be oh they're right behind ya.
(simultaneous booing and wooing)
- When something is a tart sweetness
it means it's like sweetness
but without a sickliness.
- Bláithín de Burca would be a tart sweetness,
like you know what I mean? - Yes, she's not sickly.
- Not sickly sweet.
- You know but she just melts in your mouth.
- That is an interesting way of describing it.
(bear-like grunting)
- Yeah there you go, opa, there you go, madame.
- Okay cheers.
- Here's to sourness, two bottles,
that's great, they're really shelling out.
- Oooh, oh, hooa!
- Woo!
- Eight and a half and three quarters.
- Oh yeah.
- Oh my god sorry I just never had a sour beer before.
- It's actually, it's weird. - I just dribbled.
(laughing)
- But like not what I would ever, ever usually get.
- You wouldn't drink many of them though,
you wouldn't drink like a ton of these.
- It's really sour. - It's not bad is it though?
- No I'd drink this.
- It doesn't taste like beer, that's why.
- Oh, this is six percent. - Oh!
- Oh it's real bitter. - Oh, yeah!
- It's like grapefruity. - Kinda lemony.
Oh yeah that's it!
- Lovely I'm gonna keep drinking this,
if that's quite all right?
- Yeah I like it, you've redeemed yourself Thornbridge.
Keep to the sour stuff.
- Look at you, you're all happy and chirpy.
- I know yeah, you better remember this now,
people watching this video.
(burping)
- I didn't hear it, that's great,
ey that's works, I think I'll do that from now on,
what was the tech--
(burping)
- I'm sorry.
- Now I gotta think of a new technique.
(rock music)
- Ooooohhh. - Ooooohh!
(squeaking)
- Salty kiss! - Salty kiss!
- Gooseberry Goose! - Gooseberry Goose!
- What?
- Gose?
- Lightly sour, fruity and refreshing.
- Oooh!
- It's everything you want in a can of beer
for breakfast.
(can clinking)
- Oh nice tone.
(continued can clinking)
- This looks like something I want to instagram.
- ASMR.
(beer opening) - Oh I came.
(laughing)
- Very watery.
- Yeah, yeah, it is. - Very watery, yeah.
- It's not fruity.
- And the packaging got me all excited.
- Do you feel refreshed?
- No. - Neither do I.
- I do like this. - Do you?
- Yeah. - Really?
- Yep.
- It's just cause these,
the Tart was just so flavorful.
- It was so good. - So flavorful
we love the Tart. - Love the Tart.
- This is like a boring sister.
- This isn't that nice now.
- This is shit but they're nice, you know.
- You heard it here first Ciara O'Doherty
thinks something is shit, yes.
- I've said things are shit here before.
- Also why does this say "One pant"?
Is that like half a trouser leg or what?
- No it's cause after you drink it, you'll
(panting)
(laughing)
- A beer should inspire some sort of momentary,
momentary glimpse in your mind
of a possibly disastrous outcome to your day.
(laughing)
This doesn't do that.
- If this is British alcohol, sign me up Union Jacks.
- Two were nice, two were not nice.
British beers, I'm not sure how representative they are
of all British beers.
- Cover me in lemon and call me a Tart.
(laughing) I don't, what am I talking about,
I've only had like two beers, what is happening?
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