I'm looking and I'm looking and I'm looking, but...
Zombies!
[screaming]
Please don't do that again.
It's Jasper's story, I'm not in charge.
What do we do? I'm so scared.
You should be, too.
The door's locked, we're fine.
What? No, no, no, I will not be unlocking the door.
[groaning]
Yeah, I know the sign says we're open, but it also says,
se habla español, and none of us speak Spanish,
so it's always been wrong.
[groaning]
If I unlock the door are you going to eat my brains?
No...
Are you zombie lying?
[groaning]
And that's why I will not be opening the door.
[groaning]
Oh, no, that zombie has a zombie key ring.
[screaming]
Seriously?
This is what happens when guys are in charge of stories,
the women just stand there and scream.
Oh no, they unlocked the door! I'm filled with fear.
[screaming]
Why is my dad here?
I don't know, but it's scary!
Is it? 'Cause why'd we go through that whole thing
about the door being locked if zombies were inside the entire time?
Alright, there's no time to ask reasonable questions because...
I'm a zombie too!
- Oh, and so is Charlotte. - Really?
[groaning]
Alright, I get it. Okay, okay, I get it.
Alright stop, stop tickling me, stop tickling me!
I'm gonna pee-- Stop, I'm going to pee my pants!
Stop guys, seriously stop, I will seriously pee my pants.
He's not lying, his urinol levels are rising!
And the zombies are tickling you!
And it's the scariest tickle you've ever felt!
[shouting]
Zombies... they're aliens!
They're aliens man, c'mon, I thought we were friends!
- We are! - Alright, that's enough!
- Happy Halloween, Swellview. - Halloween?
Or hallow-missing-tweens?
It's both Trent, today is Halloween
and it's making some kids in Swellview say boo... hoo.
because they're missing.
That's right, Mary, they're gone.
So far ten, children have disappeared without a trace.
Unless you consider the puffs of smoke, the screaming
and the eyewitness accounts of a terrifying monster
appearing out of nowhere, a trace.
If you do, then all of those things are traces.
Ten kids, that's a juggler's dozen.
That's right, Mary. The big question is
who's going to be 11?
[music playing]
What do you think?
Anything is better than what you looked like before.
- Hey! - You asked me what I thought!
[screaming]
Henry!
[moaning]
Henry!
I already answered all your questions.
I want the truth!
- Will you just let it go? - No.
I don't think I ate any bad candy.
- Well, you did. - Well I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad--
Excuse me, kids, are you guys trick-or-treaters or do you live here?
- Oh, we live here. - Just what do you want?
Well, I know it's already after 9:00,
but my kid and I got a late start trick or treating,
and I was wondering if you're still giving out candy.
Oh, I can check inside-- -Wait, shut up.
Your costume. Are you...
Jonathan Swift.
I'm Jonathan Swift!
- Cool. - Cool!
- Let's hang. - Okay.
What? Piper, I didn't say you could hang out with--
Good luck.
No worries, I'll keep an eye on the kids.
[howling]
[evil laugh]