OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EXUBERANT
MAN OF MANY TALENTS WHO ADDS
INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST TO HIS
CURIOUS RESUME IN HIS NEW SHOW
"THE HUNT FOR THE TRUMP TAPES
WITH TOM
ARNOL NOPTD SKK SPG
>
>> I HAVE A TELEVISION SHOW!
TOM ARNOLD" DEBUTS
SEPTEMBER 18th ON VICELAND.
PLEASE WELCOME TOM ARNOLD.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
YOU ARE REALLY FIRED UP.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOURSELF
INTO?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, YOU
STARTED, IT'S ALWAYS, THE WHOLE
THING IS SAYING KNOCK IT OFF.
TO DONALD TRUMP.
>> Jimmy: OH.
N
KNOCK WHAT OFF, HIS HAIR?
>> YOU KNOW, I'VE KNOWN THE GUY
30 YEARS.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU REALLY KNOW
HIM?
>> UNFORTUNATELY, I KNOW
EVERYTHING.
TRUMP CASTLE, DID SOME BUSINESS
WITH HIM.
HE WAS ON THE SPORTS SHOW.
I'VE BEEN TO THE PLAYBOY MANSION
WITH HIM, AND I WASN'T THE
CREEPY GUY.
I HAVE A HISTORY WITH THIS GUY,
AND HE'S FINE.
HE IS WHAT HE IS.
BUT BACK IN 2011.
BY THE WAY, HE WOULD CALL MY
HOUSE WITH MARK BURNETT AND BEG
ME TO DO "THE APPRENTICE."
IT IS SUCH A CRAPPY SHOW THAT I
WOULDN'T DO IT.
LIKE THAT IS FOR REAL.
THAT SAYS A LOT.
BECAUSE I DO EVERYTHING.
>> Jimmy: YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN
GOOD ON THAT SHOW.
>> I WOULD HAVE BEEN, YEAH.
SO ANYWAY, I TURN ON THE TV,
2011, AND THERE'S DONALD TRUMP,
AND HE'S SAYING BARACK OBAMA WAS
NOT BORN HERE.
BARACK OBAMA, IF YOU KNOW HIS
LIFE STORY, IT'S VERY SIMILAR TO
ME.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALMOST THE SAME
GUY, REALLY.
>> FOR REAL, HIS MOM IS FROM
WICHITA, KANSAS, AND MY MOM IS
FROM OTTUMWA, IOWA.
BUT OTHER THAN THAT, YOU KNOW,
FOR REAL, LIKE I ALWAYS, HE
LIVED WITH HIS GRAND PAPARENTS,D
HIS GRANDFATHER LOOKS JUST LIKE
MY GRANDFATHER, FOR REAL.
HIS GRANDFATHER DEFENDED HIM.
AND I SAW DONALD TRUMP, WHO'S
ONE OF THESE A-HOLES THAT'S LIKE
BARACK OBAMA'S PRESIDENT, I'M A
RICH GUY.
HE WASN'T BORN HERE, HOW ABOUT
THAT?
AND I'M LIKE, HIS GRANDMA'S
ALIVE.
BY THE WAY, HE WAITED UNTIL HIS
GR
GRANDPA WAS DEAD BEFORE HE SAID
IT, BECAUSE HE WOULD HAVE SAID,
I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS.
I CALLED MARK BURNETT, SAYING
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT
THIS?
THIS GUY'S ON TV SAYING BARACK
OBAMA WASN'T BORN HERE.
>> Jimmy: WAS THIS WHILE THE
"APPRENTICE" WAS ON?
>> YES.
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I SAID
KNOCK IT OFF.
AND HE'S GOING ALONG.
HE'S NOT GOING TO BE THE
PRESIDENT, JIMMY.
THEN THE "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD" TAPE
COPS
COMES OUT, THAT WILL DO HIM IN,
IT DOESN'T.
I'VE SEEN THIS COMPILATION TAPE,
IF YOU'RE ON ONE OF THESE R T
REALITY SHOWS.
THERE'S COMPILATION TAPES OF ME
DOING HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING
THINGS, OF COURSE, I DO
HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING THINGS, BUT
I'M ALSO NOT RUNNING FOR
PRESIDENT.
I REMEMBER THIS TAPE I SAW, AND
I DESCRIBED IT EXACTLY, HE SAYS
THE N-WORD, HE CALLS ERIC THE
R-WORD.
NOW THEY CALL IT THE N-WORD
TAPE.
I HAVE FRIENDS THAT WORK ON THAT
TAPE.
AND I EXPLAINED EXACTLY.
AND SO THIS BECOMES THE STORY.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> NOW TODAY, THIS WEEK, PEOPLE
ARE TALKING ABOUT THE N-WORD
TAPE.
AND PEOPLE HAVE QUESTIONED ME.
AND IT'S GONE ON THIS WHOLE
THING.
THERE'S TWO PEOPLE WHO HAVE
NEVER CALLED ME A LIAR ABOUT THE
N-WORD TAPE.
>> Jimmy: WHO?
>> DONALD TRUMP AND MARK
BURNETT, BECAUSE THEY KNOW IT'S
TRUE, THEY ABSOLUTELY KNOW IT'S
TRUE.
SO I'M GOING ALONG.
WHEN THEY START TALKING ABOUT
IT, UNDER BIG JOURNALISTS, JANE
MAYER, MICHAEL ISIKOFF, THESE
ARE LEGITIMATE PEOPLE.
I'M A CRAZY PERSON, YOU KNOW
THAT.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GETTING A SENSE
OF THAT RIGHT NOW.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND I ASK YOU ABOUT THIS TAPE
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SAYING, WE'RE
FRIENDS, I WANT TO HEAR THIS
TAPE.
>> YOU WILL.
>> Jimmy: YOU KEEP SAYING YOU
WILL.
WHEN?
WHEN HE'S LIKE, RETIRED?
>> EVERY, EVERY TAPE, LET ME
SAY, NUMBER ONE, WHAT'S HAPPENED
THIS WEEK, YESTERDAY HE TWEETED
MY FRIEND MARK BURNETT, AND HE
TAGGED MARK BURNETT, WILL BACK
ME UP THAT THERE IS NO N-WORD
TAPE.
WELL, TODAY, I'M WAITING FOR HIS
FRIEND MARK BURNETT.
BY THE WAY, MARK BUSHRNETT IS A
MGM BOARD MEMBER.
CAME TO ME LAST WEEK AND HE
SAID, YOU KNOW, I'M SO WORRIED
ABOUT THIS, AND HE SAID MARK
BURNETT TOLD ME, DO NOT TALK
ABOUT IT.
BECAUSE I'M THE MOST POWERFUL
MAN IN SHOW BUSINESS.
DONALD TRUMP IS MY BEST FRIEND.
SO THEY'RE BOARD MEMBERS OF MGM
ARE SCARED ABOUT THIS.
>> Jimmy: BUT MARK BURNETT
SPECIFICALLY SAID I DO NOT
SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP'S
PRESIDENCY.
>> NO, NO, NO.
HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING.
THERE ARE CHILDREN THAT HAVE
BEEN IMPRISONED AT THE BORDER.
MARK BURNETT HAS A SHOW CALLED
"SURVIVOR."
THOSE CHILDREN, THEY CAN'T
LOCATE THEIR PARENTS.
THEY'RE IN CENTRAL AMERICA.
MARK BURNETT COULD DO SOMETHING.
HE DOES NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE, WHY --
>> BECAUSE'S THE BEST FRIEND OF
THE PRESIDENT.
HE SITS NEXT TO HIM AT A PRAYER
BREAKFAST, DO SOMETHING!
>> Jimmy: WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO
DO WITH THE BORDER, MARK
BURNETT?
>> THAT'S HIS SKILL.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
>> Jimmy: THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS?
>> NO, THEY ARE LITERALLY BEST
FRIENDS.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK JUDGMENT
HAS FRIENDS.
>> HERE'S THE TRUTH I'VE KNOWN
ABOUT DONALD TRUMP FROM DAY ONE.
HE IS INCOMPETENT.
IF YOU'VE WORKED ON "THE
APPRENTICE", THEY EDIT IT.
HE THOUGHT HE WAS AS SMART AS
TRUMP SOMETIMES.
IN FACT, MANY TIMES --
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND MARK BURNETT HAS PROTECTED
HIM, BECAUSE HE WON'T RELEASE
THAT TAPE.
BUT WE'RE GETTING THE WHOLE -- I
WANT TO SEE ONE DAY, IF YOU
COULD SEE ONE DAY OF DONALD
TRUMP ON THAT SET, ONE FULL DAY,
YOU'LL REALIZE THAT'S WHAT'S
GOING ON.
HE'S INCOMPETENT, HE IS RACIST.
HE SEXUALLY HARASSES PEOPLE.
THEY EDITED IT TO 20 MINUTES OF
THE BOARDROOM SET, BUT IF COULD
YOU SEE THE WHOLE THING.
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE SEEN IT.
>> ABSOLUTELY I'VE SEEN IT.
AND YOU WILL SEE IT.
LEGALLY, THEY HAVE TO TAPE HIM,
THE FCC, IT'S A REQUIREMENT.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S A GAME
SHOW.
>> SO LEGALLY, IT'S ON A HARD
DRIVE IN MGM TV, THEY HAVE T.
>> Jimmy: I SEE HAPPENING --
>> HE'S TRYING TO FIRE EVERY
MEMBER OF THE FBI AND JUSTICE
DEPARTMENT TO PROTECT HIM.
HE HAS SOMETHING WITH PUTIN.
IF YOU DON'T SEE IT, HE'S GIVING
AWAY OUR COUNTRY.
>> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
>> AND I WANT THE PEE-PEE TAPE.
TOM, THESE RUSSIA TAPES, YOU
BELIEVE THEY EXIST?
>> FIRST OF ALL, ANYTHING, YOU
KNOW, THE GREAT THING ABOUT
DOING THIS STUFF WITH DONALD
TRUMP, YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING,
ACCUSE HIM OF ANYTHING, IN HIS
MIND, HE'S LIKE, I MAY HAVE DONE
THAT.
FIRST OF ALL.
WHEN THE STEELE DOSSIER CAME
OUT, HE READ IT, THE FIRST DAY
OF THE PRESIDENCY HE'S LIKE
THIS.
OH, IT SAYS HERE THAT I, OH, THE
PEE-PEE TAPE, YEAH, THAT
WOULDN'T HAPPEN BECAUSE I'M A
GERMAPHOBE.
AND THEN WE FIND OUT ABOUT ALL
THESE PORN STARS.
I'M GERMAPHOBE, AND YET, THAT'S
NOT GOING TO HOLD UP IN COURT,
IS IT?
YEAH.
AND SO.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> BUT I LIVED IN MOSCOW IN THE
RITZ-CARLTON IN 2015, THE
SUMMER, THE SAME PLACE WHERE ALL
THIS WENT DOWN WITH DONALD
TRUMP.
THE GUY THAT FINANCED THE MOVIE,
THE RUSSIAN OLIGARCH.
THAT'S THE REASON I HAVE TO DO
THIS.
IT INVOLVES SUCH A BIG DEAL WITH
THE PRESIDENT TELLS YOU THAT HE
SHOULD NOT BE THE PRESIDENT.
THE FACT THAT I KNOW --
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jimmy: TOM ARNOLD, EVERYBODY.
DEBUTS SEPTEMBER 18th AT
10:30 ON VICELAND.
WE'LL BE BACK.