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- Hello everyone.
It's me, Rickey Thompson.
And, this is Royal Tea.
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Listen, the royal family is a complicated matter.
We got queens, kings, princes, princesses,
gowns, tiaras, the wedding, the fashion,
the etiquette, the drama.
So, grab a cuppa 'cause it's gonna get steamy.
Oh, this is really good, oh wow, okay.
So, I bet you're wondering, why am I the royal authority?
Oh Meghan, you are living the life I wish I could live.
Oh my god, Harry.
Because I'm a fan.
Meghan is a game-changer, you know.
She is a high profile American, she's mixed race,
she's really changing the game in the royal family.
She charmed Prince Harry, she charmed the world.
We just love Meghan so much.
Like, wow girl, you did that.
All righty, so let's start off talking about
the topic that we're all talking about,
the royal baby.
We don't know when this baby is gonna be due,
we don't know if it's gonna be due tomorrow,
we really want to know.
But, all I do know is, this baby right here
will be the most famous baby in the world.
Meghan first announced her pregnancy in October,
and ever since then we have been on non-stop baby watch.
Harry and Meghan have not yet announced
they're having a boy or a girl.
Kate and William, they didn't say anything either.
I don't know how they could do that
because I wanna know, what is gonna be my baby?
I wanna know.
I just feel like, you know, they're gonna make
a beautiful baby because Meghan, she's hot,
and then you got Harry over here,
you fine Harry, you fine.
You so fine.
So, where does this baby fit into the lineage?
Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip
currently have seven great-grandkids.
So, we got Savannah, Isla, Prince George,
Mia Tindall, Princess Charlotte, Prince Louis,
Lena Tindall, and Harry and Meghan's baby.
I wanna know why some people choose not to have a title.
I mean, personally for me, I wanna a title.
I mean, I give myself a title every single day.
King Rickey. (dinging)
Hello, that is me.
But, I don't understand,
why would you not want a royal title?
Come on people.
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Meghan had a baby shower in New York,
and she also had one in London.
But you guys, let me tell you this,
this guest list was everything.
Amal Clooney was there, in her poppin' red hot jumpsuit.
Girl you did that.
And, my girl Gayle King, she came in a royal purple.
Hello girl, I see you.
If I were to have a baby shower,
this is what I would do.
It was very lavish, expensive, luxurious,
just so amazing.
There was a room full of corgis (barking).
I heard that she showed up
to the baby shower with doves on her. (flapping)
Her dress was $2.5 billion. (dinging)
There was a champagne pool (splashing).
Wow Meghan, girl, a champagne pool, lavish.
She also had a cake made out of diamonds.
Yes, I said diamonds. (horn blowing)
Now, that is rich right there.
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All right you guys, it's time
for my favorite segment, Rumor Report.
Where we shut down all the crazy (bleeping)
y'all are saying about my girl Meghan, okay.
(snapping) iPad please.
Thank you.
Meghan is raising a gender fluid baby.
Okay, see, I don't understand this tabloid.
How is Meghan raising a gender fluid baby
if she hasn't even had her baby yet?
We're shutting that down.
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry spent 150,000 pounds
on a nursery for their royal baby.
Honestly, this is something I would do.
If this is my first baby, I'm gonna do it right.
So, whatever my baby wants, my baby will get the best.
So, there you go.
Pregnant Meghan Markle to give birth in US hospital.
Oh my god, I wanna know the tea about that.
Like girl, you gonna have your baby in London,
or are you gonna come to the US?
Are you gonna have the baby on your private jet?
You know what, that could happen.
I could see that for you girl, I could see it.
Meghan Markle will be making her own baby food.
Thank you very much.
Huh, wow Meghan, okay.
I can see you doing that.
But also, do you really wanna make your own baby food?
I mean, girl, you are so rich,
you don't need to make your own baby food.
People do that for you, so, mm hm.
Meghan Markle's pregnancy wardrobe
worth over half a million.
Oh wow.
So, I'm looking at these looks, and honestly,
Meghan is doing exactly what I would do if I was a mother.
I mean, hello, you can be
sexy and pregnant at the same time.
She's giving me heels, she's giving me these tight dresses,
she's giving me everything I need.
Like, I am living for you.
Ah, and this outfit right here,
she's giving me doves.
Like Meghan, literally is gonna fly away.
Like girl, this dress. (laughing)
I want it, honestly.
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Meghan Markle (bird chirping)
has officially secured the bag, go on girl.
Yes I agree, girl, you secured the biggest bag ever.
So proud of you, you've done well.
(clapping) Um hm.
Prince Harry's kids will be Americans.
What if one grows up to be president
and is in line for the throne at the same time?
Brits are playing long-ball here.
But, it's a smart more.
They want America back, and this is how they'll do it.
Oh wow, you got deep with this Tweet.
Oh, okay.
In just over two years Harry and Meghan have met,
fallen in love, moved her entire life to London,
had a royal wedding, and got pregnant.
I still haven't rehung the towel rail
that feel off the wall in 2014.
I feel you girl.
I haven't fed my dog in two years, so.
Now that Meghan Markle is pregnant
we all need to emotionally prepare ourselves
for the cutest child in all of human history.
I agree.
This baby, oh my goodness,
when this baby touch down in this world,
people are gonna be shook to the core.
Well, I'm done with this now.
Ah, great catch.
Meghan, please bless up with this baby.
We are waiting, we are ready for you girl.
Let's get it.
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All righty you guys,
I will see you next week with more tea.
Bye.
Hey Meghan, if you're watching I love everything you do,
and I'm such a big fan of you, so hit me up girl.