- Just look at that view.
- It really is something.
- (grunts) When you said we'd be enjoying the...
mountain (grunts) biome, I imagined more cabins
and hot cocoa... not full body exertion.
- Oh, quit being so negative.
This new snowy peaks biome is great.
- I'm very small, Stan.
- So am I, and I'm fine.
- Yeah, but you're also an optimist.
They cancel one another out.
- Oh, wow, never thought of that.
- Well, Chick, if you're having that much trouble,
you can hop on my back.
- Wait, really?
- No. Now lets get--
- Was that Beardy?
- I think mountain goats all just look the same.
- (gasps) Stan!
- I'm so happy to die the way I lived
in a dumb argument with you two.
(Stan groaning)
- Ow!
Am I dead?
- Um, am I dead?
- I asked first.
God, answer me before Porkchop.
- Unfortunately, we are all alive, and more bad news:
I have no idea where we are.
I've seen ice before, but why is this so dark blue?
- It's blue ice, Chick.
- Thanks, Porkchop.
Would you also like to describe the sun as "bright,"
or, uh, maybe even water as "wet?"
- I'm being serious.
That's the name: blue ice.
You can also call it packed ice.
It's a bit unique, and judging by the amount,
I'd say we've found ourselves in an ice cavern.
- Well, if one thing is for sure,
I'm taking this ice with me.
- Great idea!
I always love a new natural resource to exploit.
(ice shattering)
Hmm, I think you might need silk touch to mine these, Stan.
- Yeah, I think... you might... be right.
Huh?
- What is that?
Ice Man!
- This is rad.
We're taking it.
- I don't know.
He doesn't look very friendly,
and maybe he got stuck down here for a reason.
(Chick speaking gibberish) (ice shattering)
Porkchop, you're a regular know-it-all.
Maybe you can look up who this guy is.
Hey, wait.
Can you two stop ignoring me for, like, 30 seconds.
Hot cocoa.
A fire place.
A window.
Is that too much to ask for?
- On second thought, Stan, this feels a little morbid.
- Yeah, and isn't that ice eventually going to melt?
What if that guy wakes up?
- (scoffs) There's no way it will melt.
(beep)!
(Chillager couching)
- Maybe he's friendly?
Hey, bud, are you okay?
- I'm free!
For that, I thank you.
- Oh, nice.
You're welcome.
- Now... die!
- Less nice.
(Chillager grunting)
- What's the matter?
We just met.
Don't want a good ol' fashioned ice breaker?
- You're kidding me.
- Just freeze for a moment,
and we can make this whole process a lot less painful.
- Ugh.
(ice clattering)
(Chillager laughing)
- Aw, giving me the cold shoulder already?
Damn, I'm funny.
- Well, that guy is a jerk.
- I'm starting to lose track of the amount of times
we've been chased out of our cabin.
- Yeah, maybe we should just move to a different biome.
- No! This sucks, and that guy sucks more.
I've got a plan for how to take him out, and Chick,
I hope you still have that hot cocoa.
- Of course.
- Can I help, Stan?
- Do we still have Bam Bam's sailor outfit?
- I think so.
This... is... humiliating.
- Don't worry, this plan is fool proof.
Now I need you to get his attention.
- Five emeralds says he gets crushed in the next 30 seconds.
- Chick! - What?
Pretty sure he's died before.
- Freeze!
What are you doing here?
And why are you... dressed like that?
- I...
I don't know, but I'm here 'cause I want to talk.
Why are you doing all this?
(Chillager chuckles)
- For power, of course.
I plan to freeze this whole biome.
It's not remotely cool enough.
Then soon after, I'll freeze the whole world!
I think it is about time I had a win-ter,
if you know what I mean.
(Porkchop winces)
I will reign supreme!
I was trapped in that ice for so long,
unable to move--
(Chillager scream in pain)
Hot cocoa!
My one weakness!
(Chillager screams)
A sword! My other one weakness!
Looks like this wasn't a chill conversation after all--
- Nice.
Great job with the hot cocoa, Chick.
- How on Earth did you come up with that plan?
- To be honest, he seemed like the type of person
who had way too much to say.
Also, this sword does a lot of damage.
- Wait a minute, then why did you need me
to dress up in a sailor outfit?
- Oh, I don't know, I thought it was funny.
- Well, now what do we do?
- We can go climb that mountain again?
- Agh! My eyes!
- [Porkchop] Waiting for Alex to join Blox Squad?
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