you're not drunk captain america
that was funny that was good hey everyone welcome back to my channel if you're new here my name is
mary and today we are going to be watching the first episode of she-hulk this is so embarrassing
because yesterday i thought it was premiering and so i literally did the exact same makeup i
did the exact same outfit i did the exact same hair i even changed my sheets to make them the
light green that you see in the back there because i was so excited yesterday for this first episode
and then i'm literally like refreshing the disney plus page and then i read 18th of august and i was
like what the heck marvel shows always come out on a wednesday 5 p.m for me i live in sydney so i was
very annoyed but anyway today's the actual day and i'm very keen i've been watching the trailers i've
been really excited because it looks like a really funny show and i love tatiana maslany i have known
her since orphan black a show that i have not finished and i watched a very very long time
ago but i do remember her being such an incredible actress and having such range because she played a
number of characters in that show very glad that she's in the mcu now and marvel have taken her in
because she's extremely talented and of course i'm excited to see bruce banner again before
we jump into this episode i want to remind you guys that the uncut version is over on patreon
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channel my gaming channel with all that said guys let's jump into she-hulk episode one show them
that they will be held accountable because those with the most power i love their hair as well
in her outfit and let me do the clothes and i will kill you and jen won't prosecute so i'm just gonna
get away with it jen won't prosecute because i condone work bye dennis yeah about that um
it's true i am a hulk breaking so she does it all the time because it was in the trailer as
well cheetos and chopsticks that's weird cheetos fingers that's true actually but i
i hate cheese snacks i can't relate captain america oh my god
why is she talking about that okay so i guess this is how she might have gotten her powers
to do with this accident sheesh
ouch blood wow ghosis saved her cousin's life even before she was the she-hulk oh oh
get away oh god oh this is how oh no oh no oh god that's not ideal so she woke up here in the night
she ran away out of fear and for some reason her clothes are still intact well sort of slightly oh
but whoever did this to you does not care about you you do not need him or here
can i borrow somebody's phone that's very nice of them they're nice bunchy
girls need them in our lives what's up oh no she's going to hulk out on this guy i bet
you with anyone i think my boyfriend's oh come on where are you going let us keep going oh my gosh
oh wow
take that you deviants hello cousin booze oh where is he taking her very calming place though
i can't see anything stressing her out here um that is a massive staircase mexico don't worry
i talk to your parents they know we're okay but this is where i spent a blip fixing myself and
integrating the hulk banner identities oh that explains it that was my question beech house lab
yeah yeah tony built it for me a few years ago that's nice of him what happened to me
she doesn't remember think i changed remember lethal i think i'm gonna die no there was more
to it that that other than i'm going to explain that is not the sentence to take a pause on groups
look hey i have been analyzing your blood and the way it's synthesized gamma
i i was able to use it to completely heal my arm oh congratulations because i'm better than you
in conclusion my arms get me back to normal is it reverse she's not going away that's what i thought
she wanted to be super powerful with this for years the best that i could do was merge my
two halves there is no going back to what you were before oh god she's getting angry
she's having a panic attack i think pancakes yum i can't stay away from people how am i supposed to
do my job yeah exactly she's a lawyer back to your job out of control this is a multi-year journey
you're about to embark on oh my god you said multi-year about 15 years give or take 15 years
oh she's stressed honey she's got the worst job to be a hulk the triggers are anger and
fear those are like the baseline of any woman just existing right there right
anger and fear
oh god what the heck i'm gonna die
hell yeah look at that oh my gosh oh [ __ ] she's so angry at
bad him she-hulk bad control your anger
why are you talking to me like i'm a stray horse jen oh she she can talk straight away wait wait
you're still you're still jen that's freaking sick think i'm jealous is that what i'm feeling i'm
feeling so she is better than him another guy to wrestle with for 10 years cool bruh you know bruh
that's about a million dollars you really don't feel like there's another hand on the wheel at all
no it's just me oh lucky ducky skip all that then yeah it kind of seems like i'm done here
you still can't control when you transform jen how did you do it usually i'd fall out of a jet
or i'd get knocked out by a robot oh yeah true russia for a little while would would tell me
a lullaby oh natasha walk with me one time i was stuck as the other guy for over two years
oh god i was in outer space no i can't stay like this for two years
you have so much more to learn about being a hulk i don't think exactly stay here when
people start seeing you as a monster that never goes away teach me how to
hulk teach me how to hope teach me teach me how to hulk
electrical behavioral therapy it allows us to hold two opposing truths at the same time dialectical
behavioral therapy is an evidence-based psychotherapy it's clinical not spiritual
oh i thought it was about getting my butt tight as hell
oh no don't oh my gosh
dick bodies metabolize alcohol on an incredibly fast rate oh which means that we can drink so much
and not get drunk it kind of sounds terrible that sounds really bad what a waste of money though
oh my lord
i want a smoothie failed to mention that i'd still have to deal with a hulk sized hangover ah
i'll have to put it in the binder but if she transforms into the hulk would the hangover go
away oh god it's so annoying
so when do you think i can leave let's just focus on each day as they come just she's so anxious to
get out anger well here's the thing bruce i'm great at controlling my anger i do it all the
time when i'm catcalled in the street ooh this is getting real if i don't i will get this is getting
emotional or difficult or mmm this is getting just literally get rid of it because i do it
infinitely more than you so all of this just feels like projecting a lot of [ __ ] onto me see
no i'm doing this okay oh completely new territory she's so good man i'm very impressed and who's
gonna protect the world if it isn't people like us are you quoting a comic book i'm sorry
my life wasn't taken away really oh so you didn't wind up alone hiding away on some remote beach
with no friends no relationships that's the price you have to pay for keeping the world safe it's
not wrong that i am choosing to help people in the way that i've always wanted okay yeah exactly oh
ouch ouch ruth
he's fine he just broke his glasses though damn oh my god she hulk versus hulk right now
oh [ __ ] they're kind of camouflaged against all the green in this island as well
oh damn that's super annoying holy [ __ ] she's taking it a little overboard there
oh oh no oh no oh no
damn she gonna wake up as jen with bruises because she had a hangover as jen
you should have taken your glasses off bro wow okay
that's really messed hey she has to stay a little bit longer
if you want to go back to your life as a lawyer i i respect that thanks he doesn't mean that
hey hey bruce noticed that oh now he's using chopsticks too
oh my god i'm literally the only other person in the world that understands what you're going
through call me anytime thank you that's a much better goodbye and i'm sorry that
i said a bunch of harsh but very true things wow it's the next family dinner see a fuzzball
i wonder how often they have family dinners and no crazy hulk stuff since
really basically i was right and bruce was wrong and i never have to be a hulk great
except oh now i'm gonna go win this case that's definitely not true
oh no hey tahani no hold on her name is jamila jamil i think what's her dealio though is she
evil or is she i guess we're going to find out uh two kickballs off uh-oh she's ruined the suit
who the hell are you jennifer walters attorney at law oh no jimmy lee jamil is the villain
oh
wow nice one was that it for jamila jamel
ready to give my closing argument now steve rogers did so much for the country and he
never got freaked out oh gosh why is she going on about this that i did not deserve to divergent
it's feeling so sad damn steve rogers is not a virgin he lost his virginity to a girl in 1943
oh oso tour yes i knew it oh my gosh was that an act you're not drunk captain america
that was funny that was good this episode was very much laying the foundation laying the grounds
for what to expect it was very introductory and i did notice that it said special guest
starring mark ruffalo so i imagine he's not going to be in the rest of the show which is a
little bit of a shame but it makes sense i mean he's got his own life to live and jen has her
own life to live i am intrigued to see where jamila jamil fits into this show because
i expected her to be in the entire season this episode showed me that yes she is definitely a
bad guy but the she-hulk beat her straight away it was kind of anti-climactic so i don't know if
jamila jamil is going to be in the rest of this season why she even attacked the court i'm also
intrigued to see what happens now to jen now that so many more people know that she is the she-hulk
she kept it a secret for quite a while and she managed to do it quite successfully but she
stepped into the superhero role quite naturally bruce warned her a little bit there he was like
you're a superhero now whether you like it or not essentially and she rejected that completely
however when the time came she was such a natural and all of the training as well was really proud
of her and quite shocked to be honest like how did it come so easily for her but bruce struggled
so much i'm definitely happy for her i don't wish her any of the struggling that bruce went
through but it's a little bit surprising i also want to say that i quite like the
breaking of the fourth ball as well it makes it a little bit more personal gives a little
bit of a personal touch which i have been enjoying this episode wasn't overwhelmingly
amazing but i'm giving it a chance because i understand it to be an introductory episode so
hoping for a lot more excitement a lot more thrill a lot more climax as well for episode two
in terms of if there are any more villains to look out for hoping to see jamila jamil again because
i love her in the good places tahani al-jamil anyways guys that was my initial impression of the
first episode of she-hulk it was okay for a first episode understand it to be a foundation episode
and i do like that they explained everything for us as well because his cousin randomly also having
hulk powers definitely needed to be explained and they did that and they showed us the training
and they showed us the time she took away from work in order to explore her hulkness and learn
a little bit about her new self so all of that was really necessary and i'm excited to see more
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much for watching take care of yourselves guys and i'll see you in the next one bye everyone
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