Hello, brother.
I can't do this, Stefan.
Incendia!
No!
Stefan, I love you.
Something's wrong.
-With Elena? -With me.
Kiss me.
Damon is not stable right now.
You know he murdered my wife?
All right, let's go.
Clothes on.
Jeremy wrote this?
I'm not playing anymore.
I said get out!
Hello, Elena.
Hell, I can take down a vampire.
That spell is easy to learn.
I know that I'm… I'm falling in love.
Stefan didn't drink the papal blood.
If you were curious.
The moon stone, Stefan.
Tick tock.
Just a taste.
No, no! No, Mumma!
I don't want you to be alone.
-Katerina. -No.
You may be my father,
but I am never going to be your daughter, you got that?
Stefan Salvatore, I hereby invite you into this home.
Damon, I'll do better, I promise.
No.
You know where the witches were burned?
Did I forget to mention that?
You're going to have to hit me a lot harder than that.
He is human.
A life means nothing.
Damon, no!
For me, it’s the end.
Take it.
It's his signature.
There's a reason they call him the Ripper.
A fatal werewolf bite.
Ouch.
Forget Stefan.
I'm so much more fun.
You are supposed to be dead.
Take it easy.
We both know you're kind of a lightweight.
OK, please tell me that's a recipe for witch cookies.
Just keep the claws in tonight at the dance, OK?
I just fed her my blood.
No more hybrids if she's a vampire.
You're better than both of us.
I love her, Damon.
So do I.
The pentagram represents our connection to magic.
Have a drink with me, brother.
Please say that you forgive me.
I never stopped loving you.
Our emotions are what make us human.
Am I dead?
You did it.
I know it's hard.
See you in Gym.
You don't have to hide it.
I know you're not going to hurt me.
You lost her?
Lost is a very strong word.
All I can think about is killing vampires.
Saved by the cellphone.
Where is the cure?
I'm not crazy.
I'm just passionate.
Left or right?
I'll just chop off both to be safe.
I would give anything to be human.
We have to raise Silas.
It can bring Jeremy back.
People are going to start asking questions.
I don't care.
It won't be fun,
but we're going to cleanse you.
She's this close to going off the rails for good
and that ain't happening.
I had to shovel my best friend almost killed me.
None of this is OK!
I am immortal.
I got the girl.
I love you.
And I love you.
Where the hell am I?
The Other Side.
You've been dreaming about Stefan all summer?
This is the… the family crypt, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Damon, please. I don't want to die.
I'm dead, Jer.
I need to know that you're going to be OK.
I told you I knew what I was doing.
It was the 1950s.
Am I supposed to remember every moment of my life?
This is the worst day of my life.
And I kind of totally had sex with him.
I'm here to kidnap your boyfriend.
If I can't have Stefan,
then no one can.
We've a lot of catching up to do.
See you in class.
I need your help.
I think something's going on on the other side.
Ouch.
Let's play a game called Never Have I Ever.
Somebody help!
This is the last time I'm going to see you.
What happened?
Where is everybody?
Will you marry me?
Oh my God!
Why didn't Bonnie come back?
How do you feel?
Like you shot me with an arrow.
My dad's trying to kill me.
It was a video journal.
What? No. Journals are lame.
I've never felt more alive.
-We're losing her, Damon! -No offence Elena
but we need to get a real doctor.
-Kill her! -Mortis!
Our lives are so weird.
That's the understatement of the century.
I'm going to me all right, Mum. I promise.
Hey, Elena, what...
She has a really pretty neck.
You can't breathe.
I want to die.
What if the human you
doesn't love Damon anymore?
Are you ready for this?
Elena told me to keep a journal
of everything she's missing.
What do you think about letting me use magic
to stop your heart?
This is necromancy.
Well, what better way to spend Halloween, huh?
Quit torturing my brother
and tell me exactly what's going on here.
He's unrecognisable.
Lily needs to go.
Incoming.
No! Lily!
I'm level-headed, Damon.
I only come out when Stefan goes a little cuckoo.
While you were working on me
Julian stole Stefan's body.
I am not raising my kids anywhere near Mystic Falls.
If you hate Julian so much
can't you just go kill him yourself?
No. That's not it.
No, because every time Rayna dies,
she comes back stronger.
Make your choice.
I love you, brother.
Cut the crap, buddy.
No, I won't let you die, Bonnie Bennett.
I'm trying to save someone who hates me.
Which one?
No one's getting out.
Bonnie, please!
Did you raid a Cosplay convention or something?
Damon.
Elena.
How many more bodies will it take before this is over?
I think it was made in Hell.
I choose Enzo!
I'm trying to help my brother.
Tyler Lockwood is dead.
And I'm not going to lose you too.
I've got to say, you're a man with a lot of guts.
I didn't have time to poison it.
We can't seem to go anywhere
without the past coming back to haunt us.
I guess the inside of Damon's head
looks a whole lot like the outside.
You said you weren't going to try anything stupid.
When did I ever promise that?
-Enzo! -Bonnie!
We're starting to slip back
into H-E Double Hockey Sticks.
We don't know what he'll do to Elena.
Damon.
Hello, brother.