From the day Jeff Sessions recused himself
from the Russia investigation,
President Trump has been accusing him
and abusing him harder than Popeye abuses steroids.
Spinach, my ass.
And as time has gone on,
Trump's attacks on his attorney general have only gotten worse.
I am disappointed in the attorney general.
He should not have recused himself.
He made what I consider to be
a very terrible mistake for the country.
NEWSWOMAN: The president has been scathing,
calling Sessions "beleaguered," and "weak."
He privately calls Jeff Sessions Mr. Magoo.
NEWSMAN: A source close to the president telling NBC News,
Mr. Trump is "constantly bashing Sessions in private"
for recusing himself from the Russia inquiry,
that he simply "can't get Sessions out of his mind."
(like Trump): That's right, I can't get him out of my mind.
Every little thing I do, he's on my mind.
He's on my mind. Hey, every little thing I do,
the way I've been lately,
he's driving me crazy.
-(cheering, applause) -Round and round I go.
Now, anybody else who had to deal with this type of abuse
would probably just say, "You know what, screw this,
"I don't need to deal with harassment,
I'm gonna work at Fox."
-(laughter) -But Sessions...
Sessions lets it roll off his back,
because while Trump rants and raves,
Sessions is over at the Justice Department
living his best Confederate life.
Look at everything he's doing behind the scenes.
He's been working to defund sanctuary cities.
He's backing lawsuits against Obamacare.
He personally supports purging voter rolls.
And he's trying to get more people the death penalty.
Jeff Sessions is busier than Kevin Hart,
and somehow even shorter.
(laughter)
And Sessions...
and Sessions is just getting started.
In fact, this week he dropped another new project.
Attorney General Jeff Sessions announcing today
the Justice Department is creating
a religious liberty task force,
saying Western culture has become less hospitable
to people of faith.
A dangerous movement,
undetected by many, but real,
is now challenging and eroding our great tradition
of religious freedom.
It must be confronted, intellectually and politically,
uh, and defeated.
(like Sessions): That's right, we want to protect
religious people's rights
to infringe on other people's rights.
That's what we need.
To be honest,
I don't know what a religious liberty task force is...
but the name sounds a lot like something
from one of those cheesy 1980s TV shows.
NARRATOR: America is in a moral crisis,
but now, help is on the way.
Today I'm announcing our next step,
the Religious Liberty Task Force...
Task Force, Task Force...
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Jesus Christ.
No.
RoboChrist.
RoboChrist patrols the streets,
making the country safe for the Christian right.
Our new wedding cake looks great.
Whoa, whoa. Wh-What are you doing?
ROBOCHRIST: No, homo.
Help! I'm being attacked by atheists!
-Happy holidays. -Happy holidays.
-WOMAN: Stop it! Stop it! -Say it!
-Say it! -I...
God bless.
Aah...!
Oh, shit.
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-Oh, thank you so much, RoboChrist. -Let us pray.
You know, actually running a little bit late.
Let... us... pray.
Okay...