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>> GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO
TUCKER CARLSON TONIGHT.
IT HAS BEEN A LONG WEEK AND THE
NEWS BUSINESS.
ALL SORTS OF THINGS YOU THOUGHT
COULD NEVER HAPPEN DID IN FACT
HAPPEN IN VICE VERSA, A WHOLE
BUNCH OF PREDICTIONS FAILED TO
MATERIALIZE, THE BIG THEME OF
THE WEEK WAS LYING, THERE WAS AN
EXTRAORDINARY AMOUNT OF LYING,
AT THIS POINT THE PEOPLE IN
CHARGE SEEM LIKE THEY TELL THE
TRUTH ONLY BY ACCIDENT FREIGHT
SOMEBODY IN POWER WILL SAY
SOMETHING TRUE AND IS SWIFTLY
PUNISHED FOR IT.
CAN’T HAVE THAT.
IT’S INFURIATING TO WATCH, BUT
IT’S ALSO IF YOU LOOK AT IT
RIGHT, FEAR HIM USING.
THESE ARE NOT SOPHISTICATED DECEPTIONS FOR THIS IS NOT
DECEPTIONS FOR THIS IS NOT
DWIGHT EISENHOWER PLANNING.
THIS IS YOUR FIVE -YEAR-OLD
TELLING YOU HE NEVER TOUCH THE
BIRTHDAY CAKE.
IF YOU’RE HUMAN, YOU WILL LAUGH,
CAKE?
WHAT CAKE.
IT’S HILARIOUS, THE KID HAS NO
IDEA HOW HE RELATES TICKETLESS
YEARS.
WITH THAT SPIRIT IN MIND, WE ARE
GOING TO DEVOTE THE NEXT HOUR AS
A SPECIAL PRESENTATION ON LYING
IN AMERICAN POLITICS FOR IT WE
WILL STAY ARE BEST TO STAY
AMUSED BECAUSE THAT’S MUCH
BETTER THAN BEING ANGRY.
WE’RE GOING TO START WITH WHAT
COULD BE THE FUNNIEST LIE OF THE
YEAR.
VLADIMIR PUTIN BLEW UP NATURAL
RUSSIA’S NATURAL GAS LINE TO
EUROPE.
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?
BECAUSE HE’S EVIL PRAY T SO EVIL
HE MURDERED HIS OWN COUNTRY’S
ECONOMY FOR THE THRILL OF DOING
IT.
THAT’S EVIL, IT TAKES A BAD MAN
TO DECLARE WAR AGAINST HIMSELF.
NEXT HE WILL BE INVADING MOSCOW.
THAT WAS THEIR STORY, THE STORY
THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION TOLD US
AND EVERY SINGLE NEWS
ORGANIZATION AND THE COUNTRY
WITH NO EXCEPTIONS AT ALL,
BACKED UP THAT LIE.
OF COURSE THEY DID IT.
THERE WAS FOR A MOMENT A
PERFECTLY UNITED FRONT OF
FALSEHOOD ON THE QUESTION OF
WHAT HAPPENED TO NORDSTROM, BUT
IT WASN’T ENOUGH.
THE STORY WAS TO ABSURD EVEN BY
THE STANDARDS OF 2023.
ANYBODY THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A
MOMENT THOUGHT EVEN LET ’ER RIP
YOU DIDN’T WOULDN’T BLOW OF HIS
OWN HYPERLINK, THE BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION BLEW UP THE
PIPELINE OF COURSE VERY JOE
BIDEN HIMSELF HAD PROMISED ON
CAMERA THAT HE WOULD DO IT AND
THEN WIDEN OFFICIALS CELEBRATED
AFTER IT HAPPENED.
EVERY PERSON KNEW THE TRUTH.
AFTER A FEW MONTHS, THE PERSON
WHO LIVE FOR LIVING DECIDED TO
MAKE IT NEWS STORY BUT THIS WAS
DUMBER AND LESS BELIEVABLE.
OKAY, PUTIN DIDN’T DO IT, THAT
WAS WRONG, WILL ADMIT IT.
IT WASN’T PUTIN THAT BLEW UP THE
PIPELINE, IT WAS THE UKRAINIANS,
BUT NOT THE UKRAINIANS YOU’RE
FAMILIAR WITH, NOT THE ONES THAT
ARE GETTING THE TAX DOLLARS, NOT
OUR UKRAINIAN FRIENDS, THEY
WOULDN’T DO THAT.
IT WAS UKRAINIANS WE’D NEVER MET
.
IT WAS ROGUE UKRAINIANS ACTING
AGAINST RUSSIA WITH NO
CONNECTION TO THE BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION WHATSOEVER.
DOING IT ENTIRELY ON OUR OWN
WITH OTHER ASSISTANCE OR
KNOWLEDGE, THAT IS WHAT THE NEW
YORK TIMES TOLD HAS ACTUALLY
HAPPENED.
AND EVERYBODY SWALLOWED IT.
WATCH CNN.
>> IN A SEPARATE BUT PARALLEL
STORY, THE NORTH STREAM PIPELINE
BACK IN SEPTEMBER, FOR AN
EXPLOSION OF SABOTAGE IT IS THE
SUBJECT OF AN ONGOING
INVESTIGATION BY AN ONGOING
AUTHORITY.
THEY BELIEVE ACCORDING TO
SOURCES THERE MAY BE PERPETRATED
BY A GROUP ALIGNED WITH THE, BUT
NOT ACTUALLY BACKED BY NOT RUN
BY KEY, BUT AN INDEPENDENT GROUP
ACTING ON BEHALF OF AND IN ITS
NAME.
>> TOTALLY INDEPENDENT.
IMAGINE IF YOU FIND YOURSELF
REPEATING SOMETHING THAT
RIDICULOUS ON TELEVISION.
HER YOU HAVE AN EXPLOSION, AT
THREE PART EXPLOSION PART OF A
DEEP-SEA OPERATION AND THE
BALTIC SEA, 300 FEET UNDERWATER,
THAT HAPPENED AT EXACTLY THE
MOMENT THAT NATO WARGAMES WE’RE
GOING ON IN THE AREA SO YOU
WOULD THINK THERE WAS PROBABLY
SOME INVOLVEMENT FROM THE
MILITARY SOMEWHERE, BUT NO SAYS
THE LADY ON THE TV REPEATING THE
NEW YORK TIMES.
IT WAS A SHADOWY UNNAMED GROUP
OF UNNAMED UKRAINIANS WHO HAPPEN
TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY THAT THE
BIDEN ADMINISTRATION RUNS IN HIS
PENSIONS ARE BEING PAID FOR BY
YOU.
RIGHT, TOTALLY INDEPENDENT.
THIS ANYBODY REALLY BELIEVE THAT
?
DOES AND HUMAN BEING EVEN
BELIEVE THAT?
NO.
THAT’S THE THING ABOUT SO MANY
OF THESE LIES.
YOU DON’T BELIEVE THEM, BUT
YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL.
NOBODY BELIEVES THEM.
EVEN THE PEOPLE REPEATING THEM.
NOWHERE IS THAT MORE TRUE THAN
ON THE QUESTION OF THE CLAIMANT
EMERGENCY.
>> THAT IS WHAT CLIMATE CHANGE
IS ABOUT, IT IS LITERALLY NOT
FIGURATIVELY TO VLIET, A CLEAR
AND PRESENT DANGER.
THE LATEST CLIMATE REPORT SAID
CODE RED FOR HUMANITY.
LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, CODE RED
FOR HUMANITY.
>> YOU CAN BUY THAT OR NOT AND
BY THE WAY A LOT OF GOOD PEOPLE,
SOME SMART PEOPLE, PEOPLE OF
GOOD FAITH TO BELIEVE THAT AND
THAT’S OKAY.
BUT DO THE PEOPLE TELLING YOU
THAT BELIEVE IT?
DOES JOE BIDEN ACTUALLY THINK
THAT CLIMATE CHANGE IS CODE RED
FOR HUMANITY?
DON’T LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAYS,
WATCH WHAT HE DOES, THIS WEEK HE
SPOKE TO CANADA’S PRIME MINISTER
ABOUT HOW TERRIFYING THIS
CLAIMANT EMERGENCY IS, BUT HE
DIDN’T TALK TO HIM ON ZOOM, NO,
INSTEAD HE FLEW ON A PRIVATE
AIRPLANE TO THE CAPITAL OF
CANADA WHERE HE AND DROVE AROUND
THE CITY IN A 20 VEHICLE CONVOY
COMPLETE WITH AMBULANCES AND
ARMORED VEHICLES.
IF YOU WERE CONCERNED ABOUT
CLIMATE CHANGE BEING DRIVEN BY
HUMANS AND BURNING OF FOSSIL
FUELS, WHICH PRODUCE CARBON
DIOXIDE, YOU PROBABLY WOULDN’T
BEHAVE LIKE THAT.
YOU CAN GET ON THE PHONE AND
TALK ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, BUT
THEY DIDN’T.
NONE OF THE GLOBAL WARMING
EXPERTS THAT WERE TELLING YOU
THAT YOU’RE SUBURBAN IS SIN A
SIN SAID A WORD ABOUT IT.
IN FACT THEY WERE BUSY LECTURING
YOU ABOUT THE REST.
YOUR THE GAS STOVE BAY AND WAS A
CONSPIRACY THEORY.
ANYBODY WORRIED ABOUT THE
GOVERNMENT CRACKING DOWN ON
THEIR KITCHEN WAS A NUTCASE.
WE ARE QUOTING, PEOPLE ARE
GETTING REAL HEATED OVER GAS
STOVE FAN THAT ISN’T HAPPENING,
NOTE AND APPRECIATE THE PUN,
THAT IS ALWAYS THE FIRST MOVE,
YOU’RE IMAGINING IT, CRAZY
PERSON, THEN WE MOVE FORWARD A
COUPLE OF MONTHS AND THAT
CONSPIRACY THEORY IS ACTUALLY
WELL, IT’S TRUE, AND IF YOU
DISAGREE WITH IT YOU’RE A WACKO.
THIS IS FROM A POLITICAL BLOG IN
VIRGINIA YESTERDAY.
THEY DEAL TO BE ON GAS STOVES IN
NEW HOMES.
SO THEY SAY SOMETHING, IF YOU
TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, IT’S YOUR
FAULT, BECAUSE IT’S NOT TRUE,
AND THEN THEY TELL YOU THAT IN
FACT IT IS TRUE AND IF YOU DON’T
AGREE WITH IT YOU’RE A CRIMINAL.
YOU’RE TOLD SOMETHING YOU’RE
REQUIRED TO BELIEVE SOMETHING
THAT IS CLEARLY FALSE.
IF YOU DON’T GO ALONG WITH IT,
YOU ARE BANNED FROM SOCIAL MEDIA
MAY BE IF YOU KEEP TALKING, J.P.
MORGAN CANCELS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT
AND ONCE YOU SUBMIT AND SUBMIT,
YEAH, YOU’RE RIGHT, NOW, YOU’VE
SEEN THIS ON A LOT OF DIFFERENT
TOPICS, BUT YOU NEVER SAW IT
MORE CLEARLY IN MORE SUSTAINED
PACE THEN OVER THE THREE YEARS
OF COVID.
REMEMBER THEY TOLD YOU FIRST
BECAUSE THEY TOLD YOU EVERY DAY,
THIS IS THE PANDEMIC OF THE UNVACCINATED.
UNVACCINATED.
>> IT IS PANDEMIC AND AN
OUTBREAK OF THE UNVACCINATED.
>> THIS IS BECOMING A PANDEMIC
OF THE UNVACCINATED.
>> AS THE DR. SAID IN AN EARLIER BRIEFING TODAY, THIS IS BECOMING
BRIEFING TODAY, THIS IS BECOMING
A PANDEMIC OF THE UNVACCINATED.
>> THIS HAS BEEN A PANDEMIC OF
THE UNVACCINATED.
>> WE’RE GOING TO USE THIS
GLOBAL IN DEMING WHICH WAS A
LEGITIMATE THREAT TO VILIFY AND
ISOLATE AND PUNISH WITH LAW
ENFORCEMENT, PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T
VOTE FOR US FOR IT IF YOU’RE
TRYING TO KEEP GET PEOPLE TO
FEAR DOCTORS NEVER GO TO THE
DOCTOR AGAIN, THIS EXACTLY WHAT
YOU WOULD DO AND THAT IS THE
EFFECT FOR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE,
FAITH IN OUR MEDICAL SYSTEM HAS
EVAPORATED BECAUSE OF THEIR
LYING.
WE KNOW THEY ARE LYING BECAUSE
THE VACCINATED STARTED GETTING
COVERT AT A HIGHER RATE THAN
PEOPLE THAT EXERCISED AND ATE
WELL IN MAY BE DEVELOPED NATURAL
IMMUNITY.
IN THE FACT IF THAT UNDENIABLE
SCIENCE THEY HAD TO CHANGE THERE
TALKING POINT BUT NOBODY TOLD
EDITOR TINA SMITH OF MINNESOTA
SO HERE SHE WAS ON TUESDAY OF
THIS WEEK ASSURING EVERYONE AND
THE WORDS OF THE ADVERTISERS,
THIS MEDICINE IS SAFE AND
EFFECTIVE.
>> THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US
TODAY.
I WANT TO START BY JUST SAYING
THAT THE COVID 19 VACCINE IS
SAFE AND EFFECTIVE.
>> HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT FROM
THE YOU JUST REPEAT IT EVERY
WEEK.
YOU DON’T THINK ABOUT WHAT IT
MEANS.
YOU JUST REPEAT THE SLOGAN.
IT IS LITERALLY A LITURGY, SAFE
AND EFFECTIVE, AT SHOT THAT
GIVES YOUNG PEOPLE HEART
INFLAMMATIONS IS SAFE AND
EFFECTIVE.
ALL THIS DOES, ALL THIS LEVEL OF
LYING DOES IS MAKE PEOPLE
CYNICAL NOT SIMPLY ABOUT THE
PEOPLE IN CHARGE, ABOUT WORDS
THEMSELVES.
I’M NOT SURE ANYMORE.
SHE HAS NOT THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
MUCH.
HERE SHE IS HOW THE BIDEN FAMILY
TOOK SEVEN-FIGURE PAYOUT FROM
CHINA.
WATCH CAREFULLY, IT MAY BE FOR
THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE TO
HOW SHE RESPONDS.
>> THE HOUSE OVERSIGHT SAYS
THEY’VE GOT BANK RECORDS SHOW A
CHINESE ENERGY COMPANY PLAYING
THREE BIDEN FAMILY MEMBERS FOR
THROUGH A THIRD-PARTY.
WHAT WERE THEY PAID FOR?
>> I’M NOT GOING TO RESPOND TO
THAT FROM HERE.
WE’VE HEARD FOR YEARS AND YEARS
AND YEARS THE INACCURACY AND
LIES WHEN IT COMES TO THIS ISSUE
.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN
TO EVEN ANSWER THAT QUESTION
BECAUSE AGAIN, IT’S BEEN LIES
AND LIES OF INACCURACIES FOR THE
PAST COUPLE OF YEARS AND I’M NOT
GOING TO GIVE INTO IT FROM HERE.
>> HERE ARE SOME BANK RECORDS,
HERE ARE SOME NUMBERS ON PAPER
THAT NO ONE’S SUPPORTS.
YOU ARE SOPPING WET, THE WATER
SEEMS TO BE COMING FROM THE SKY.
IS IT RAINING?
LIES LIES LIES.
OF COURSE THAT’S THERE THE
RESPONSE, THEY ACCUSE YOU OF
WHAT YOU’RE DOING.
HE HAS NO DEBILITATING HE’S WAY
SHARPER THAN YOU ARE, WHATEVER
HAPPENED TO JOHN FETTERMAN BY
THE WAY?
HE SUPPOSED TO BE SERVING IN THE
U.S. SENATE?
SINGH SOMEBODY TAKE A PICTURE OF
HIM HOLDING UP TODAY’S PAPER SO
WE CAN CERTAIN?
THAT, SHE DOESN’T CARE,
REPUBLICAN LIES, IT’S BEEN YEARS
.
SHE HAS TO SAY THAT BECAUSE SHE
DOESN’T WANT TO GET INTO THE
DETAILS OF WHAT HER OWN BOSS IS
SAYING HE REALLY SEEMS AND WE
WILL CONCEDE IN A VERY AMUSING
WAY, UTTERLY DISCONNECTED FROM
REALITY.
HE BEGAN HIS CAMPAIGN YOU
PROBABLY REMEMBER IN 2019 FROM
TELLING US HOW HE LIBERATED
NELSON MANDELLA FROM PRISON IN
SOUTH AFRICA AND IT’S JUST
GOTTEN MORE FLORID FROM THERE.
WE ARE ABSOLUTELY DETERMINED TO
BE AMUSED BY JOE BIDEN.
HERE HE IS TELLING YOU THAT
DURING SELMA, HE WAS ACTUALLY AT
THE FOREFRONT OF CIVIL RIGHTS.
>> I WAS A BIG PART OF THE CIVIL
RIGHTS MOVEMENT.
I REMEMBER FEELING HOW GUILTY I
WASN’T HERE.
HOW COULD WE BE UP THERE I CAN
STILL PICTURE IT.
I CAN STILL PICTURE IT.
AT TIME OF BONDS AND WHIPS.
>> CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE WHAT HIS
ACTUAL RACIAL ATTITUDES WERE IN
1963 AND DELAWARE?
THIS IS THE SAME JOE BIDEN WHO
SAID HE WAS IN THE CAR WITH HIS
DAD 60 YEARS AGO HE SAW TWO MEN
IN DOWNTOWN WILMINGTON CASTING
ANGELA OR ANY SAID JOE, YOU’VE
GOT TO SUPPORT MARRIAGE.
THERE IS SOMETHING ALMOST
METAPHYSICAL GOING ON HERE.
YOUR PEOPLE THAT BELIEVE IF THEY
SAY SOMETHING, IT WILL BECOME
TRUE.
THEIR WORDS WILL CREATE REALITY
ITSELF.
THAT IS THE SAME STANDARD BY THE
WAY THAT THE BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION SEEMS TO BE
APPLYING TO WHAT IS HAPPENING TO
THE FORMER PRESIDENT AND GENDER
IDEOLOGY.
THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE EIGHT
-YEAR-OLD BOYS CAN BECOME WOMEN
OVERNIGHT JUST BY WISHING FOR A.
THAT’S WHY KAMALA HARRIS SENT A
THAT’S WHY SHE GOES AROUND
YAPPING ABOUT HER PRONOUN SPREAD
.
>> I PRONOUNCE NC AND HER, I AM
A WOMAN SITTING AT THE TABLE
WEARING A BLUE SUIT.
>> WE’RE NOT GOING TO SAY
ANYTHING SNARKY ABOUT THAT, THAT
IS GREAT AND IF THERE IS ONE
PIECE OF VIDEO EVIDENCE WE CAN
SEE FROM THE TIME CAPSULE INSIDE
ALL OF OUR HEARTS TO REPRESENT
WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO LIVE IN THIS
COUNTRY IN 2023, IT IS THAT
RIGHT THERE.
KAMALA HARRIS, SHE HER ARM I
PRONOUNCE AND I WEARING A
PANTSUIT.
TO KEEP ONE OF THE GREAT LIES
GOING ON RIGHT NOW IS THE FORMER
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
HE WAS ALSO THE FRONT RUNNER FOR
THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION HAS
COMMITTED SOME KIND OF CRIME AND
THE STATE OF NEW YORK TO WHICH
THEY HAVE BEEN INDICTED.
TEMPT OFFENDERS, PEOPLE VOTED
FOR TRUMP.
WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE
CREDIBLE TO HAVE SOMEONE WHO DID