Jesus Christ..
*Bleep* Why do I put these things on
every *bleep* episode?
And like, nothing's happening
Jesus Christ..
*doo doodododododoooo*
What's up, I'm Rob,
you're watching Man vs. Science
As a very special
back to school episode, I know a lot of you are going back to school
I am, personally not going back to school
I tried not to go to school, in the first place, as much as possible
I missed a lot of science class
The biologies and the chemistries and the trigonometries
But that is pretty much why I created this show, in the first place
Is so that I can relive all of my missed science moments
Now I definitely did not attend the day that they were cutting open frogs
and all the crazy *bleep* that you see on TV and all these fancy television shows
and then I found a website that just sends you *bleep*
You can just order science *bleep* and do it at your leisure
So I ordered a bunch of *bleep*
Uh, here, let me just turn this on, here, and you can see what I'm seeing over here
there you go
huh, that is, uh, that is a cow eyeball
I don't remember putting that in the *bleep* thing
Ah
The sheep brain dissection kit
Holy *bleep*
You can *bleep* order this online this is crazy
the truth of the matter is that I don't even want to do this
this box has like, honestly, been sitting here for, like, a week
And I have definitely put this off
but for the love of science, the love of you guys
Alright, and then, this is just
the frog
And owl pellets, also
choking hazard *sound of disgust*
so, uh, we're gonna get started
what'll we do first?
I don't wanna do any of them
just to put it out there, this is all for the *bleep* sake of science
this is science, you can't *bleep* fake science
all these things were gonna die anyways
uh, all the *bleep* vegans are gonna hate me
if you don't have a core message that's making a positive impact on the planet
what the *bleep* are you doing?
Seriously, what the *bleep* are you doing?
Uh, *bleep* it, I'll start with the cow eye
the cow eye is very similar to the eye of the human
that makes it even worse
by dissecting and examining the anatomy of a preserved cow eye you can learn how your own eye
forms images of the world, blah blah blah blah blah
do they give me any gloves, or anything?
what the *bleep*?
I gotta go get gloves
we got some gloves
*snap*
Boom
alright, we're doing this, we're doing this together
place the cow eye on the dissecting tray
oh yeah
what the *bleep*?
What the *sound of disgust*
Ugh
I see you
okay, okay, alright
Oh, it's drippy
oh yeah, look at that
that's nice, huh
okay, that's the, uh, that's the eyeball
that is a cow eyeball
*mooing*
okay, uh, carefully cut away the excess fat
*sounds of confusion*
Okay, uh, how do you get it to stay still?
how do they expect you to *bleep* keep it still?
this is ridiculous
there you go
*mooing*
Oh shut up
do I have to hold it during this proccess?
I am not *bleep* holding on to the *bleep* eyeball
ugh, it smells terrible
ugh, I just broke into some kind of
*coughs*
fermentation sack
not good, not good
*retches*
gotta leave, gotta get out of the room
ugh, all right, where were we?
all right, we're getting through it
*retches*
that's some good meat right there, that's some good eye meat, yeah, fry that up
what am I doing? I don't even know
I have an idea, let's just cut into it and not give a *bleep* about the instructions
you know what they say, an eye for an eye
*sounds of disgust* this is gross
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
eye -- that's enough
I can't help myself
Keep your eye on the prize
ahh
oh god
it just gets worse
you can see through it
that's crazy
this looks like a jello project
that's what our *bleep* eyeballs look like
let's just cut into the main eye part here
ahh, gah
I got cow *bleep* gunk in my eye
god dammit
and that's why you wear the god damn goggles
you *bleep* asshole
uh, *retches* oh my god, I smelt it again, I smelt it again
yep, I'm good, alright
I am done with this *bleep* eyeball bull*bleep*
alright, we might as well *bleep*
might as well do the brain
Oh, it's squishy
that's *bleep* some alien looking *bleep* *bleep*
ok, here we go
sheep's brains
huh
is that hair? on the brain?
*sounds of disgust*
okay, we're moving on to owl pellets
alright, we need to take it *bleep* down a notch
I am gonna get out the owl *bleep* pellets
let's see what kind of *bleep* is in there
Ugh, looks like hair and grass and all sorts of *bleep* in here
what do I do?
inspect the outside of pellet, yadda yadda yadda
a lot of crunching
ugh, is there anything alive in here?
pull apart the pellet being careful not to break any of the bones inside
what the *bleep* am I getting myself into here?
*sounds of disgust*
this is like, uh, fucking, kinder egg
fucking kinder egg from hell
look at all these little bones and *bleep*
oh god
there is a lot of crunching and a lot of feathers
is this the *bleep* skull of something?
what the *bleep* is this?
look at this *bleep* little head of this little thing
is that a *bleep* is that a *bleep* wolverine?
what the *bleep* is that?
look at those *bleep* teeth on that *bleep* thing
what is that?
ugh, this exploded
this is crazy
look at all these little bones
this *bleep* owl *bleep* tore *bleep* up
is that another *bleep* skull
but, like, look at these *bleep* things
what the *bleep* is this?
what the *bleep*?
okay, alright, I don't know
something doesn't add up, just the way that these bones are kinda patterned together
I'm not thinking that this, this was just any old meal
what I think we're looking at here, is bird-er
definitely a homicide
I got to save the rest of this for evidence
I'll take a look at this later
alright, moving on, who wants to dissect a frog?
oh, just got a text, from Christine
from simplynailogical
she says, "Should I be scared?"
in which I am replying, "definitely, everyone should be scared, it's healthy"
I'll let you ponder, and figure out whatever that means
all right well we might as well get these *bleep* brains out of the way
oh god, oh it's open, oh god
oh don't smell it
getting started, making an incision and removing any parts of the brain that's
oh god
this is terrible, this is terrible, i can't breathe
okay
wine
you can do anything
okay, oh, oh god there it is
there it is
*coughs*
oh, I just need fresh air
just the fresh air
alright, let's just get this over with
we just wanna, we just wanna see what's in the *bleep* brain, right?
here this, oh god
oh god
that's what's in the brain
that's *bleep* crazy
looks like, our brains look like
like *bleep* cauliflour
oh god, it looks like chicken
now I'm just cutting into it with reckless abandonment
and remember kids, the mind is a terrible thing to waste
what is this? is this the brain stem? *sound of disgust*
okay, that's enough
stop cutting into it, stop cutting into it
that's enough, that's enough
alright I'm done with the *bleep* brain
moving on
alright, we're just gonna get on to the *bleep* frog already
here comes dat boi
oh *bleep* what up
*sound of disgust*
okay, glad we've done that
ah, it's dead, it's dead
*singing* hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my right down gal
oh, it's dripping all it's fluid out
all over me
oh gross
have you ever seen the movie frogs?
the horror movie
we gotta get off this damn island
all of us, now
look guys, he's got little fingers!
look at that
that's *bleep*crazy
oh, this is turning bad, this is turning bad real fast
*in high pitch voice* hello I'm Kermit the frog
okay
enough with that
*singing* baby, my heart's on fire, on fire
alright lets disect this *bleep* thing
what do I wanna do?
Frog disection guide
oh, all that?
oh, there's a lot, there's a lot going on, there's a lot going on
oh god
alright, cut it open like this
oh what the *bleep* is happening here?
oh, oh!
what is that?
that is like, uh, *mumbles*
I should probably be doing this more carefully
there's so many things in here!
ugh, I touched something
Alright time to get down to science town
over here, this is the, um, this is the small intestine *sounds of disgust*
ugh, what's that?
oh god, what is this?
this is like uh
okay, and this little blue thing is the liver
cut the liver outof the way there, you wanna get past that
what the *bleep* is all this?
I think this is the stomach
this is some stomach stuff
okay, just kinda just kinda, you know that, move all that aside
that's the gallbladder
liver's right, right over there
what the *bleep* is that?
oh, that's the stomach
this is the stomach
oh yeah, there you go, that's some more
*sound of disgust*
that's some more guts
that's some more of the large intestine
this is the leg
over here, this is what people, people eat this
this is some good meat right here
juicy
okay, that's enough
oh god
stop touching it, stop touching it
well that was really, that was really *bleep* educational
I just gotta stop, I gotta stop, that's enough, that's enough
I've *bleeped* this frog up
I'm done, I'm done
this was a hard one, you guys, this was a hard one, this was rough
I'm a changed *bleep* individual after this *bleep*
just know that
alright well that's it, that's all I got for ya on this episode of Man vs Science
this is all I could *bleep* take
welcome back to *bleep* school
if you have any more science-y suggestions leave them done in the comments below
don't make me disect anything again, please
I just, I just wanna *bleep* I just wanna take a *bleep* shower
if this wasn't cringey enought for ya, uh, I actually have a video over on my personal channel
uh, where I do the cringe challenge
and it's for *bleep* a whole lot worse than this
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like up this video and I will see you round here on the next Man vs Science
I've got an extra, uh, owl pellet here
uh, which I did not open, if you would like that please *laughs*
what am I doing giving away an owl pellet?
how do I dispose of these bodies?
that's the question
what do I do now?
I feel wrong just throwing this frog in the garbage, we need to *bleep* have a funeral for this frog
I have a sneaking suspicion that this video is not going to do that well