HOLY SHIT! SPACE CHIMPS?
Heads up. Space Chimps?
Sucks.
Holy
shit!
Look at this! It's like Mission Impossible
I'm a fucking monkey!
How the fuck am I gonna figure this out?!
This ain't writing Shakespeare!
You put enough of us in a room and we're still gonna be FUCKED.
Take it back. Enough monkeys in a room, totally works on laser beams. Just like Shakespeare.
GAH! Fuck!
Holy shit
Whoa-oh! Fucking gnarly, man!
Oh what the fuck! How did I die???
Holy... fuck!
Oh my God! No!
This the ONE thing you should be good at. You're a fucking monkey. Swing on the goddamn rope
Why the fuck am I wearing the space suit, if I'm not even wearing the goddamn helmet?
Is this fucking... he's got magic monkey breath?
How does he breathe in... in space?
They don't get interrupted from your hits, so they beat your ass, while you're punching them in the fucking fa-
LIKE THAT! WHAT THE FUCK.
NO! Stay down! Fool!
I gotta fight these guys again?!
Fuck!
Every time!
[whining]
Fuck!
(Early 20th century seller) Heards heads here-ahh! Get your heads here-ahh! Yellow heads!
(mutters) Why the fuck am I playing Space Chimps...
Oh my god!
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU STAY OUT OF THE WATER?
FUCK
And he drowns?!
Chimps can't fucking swim?!
Or they drown?! In like one second???
Fuck! And you know what else pisses me off?
This fucking bunch of bananas. Okay?
'Cause that restores your health
but you only have one fucking banana on the top left there
so why is there a bunch?!
It's not fucking consistent! It should just be one banana!
And there's three! And it doesn't even give you full fucking health!
So, what is that! That's a small bunch of bananas and your banana is one giant super banana?
All's I'm saying is 3 fucking bananas should heal one fucking banana worth OF HEALTH!
SEE, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME!!!
Fuck you, jerkoff!
Wasn't this fucking yellow like 2 seconds ago? Is this blue?
WHAAAA? (higher pitch)
Holy fuck!
No!
That-
Bullshit! It WAS yellow then! They just fucked up and made it blue!
You put the yellow fucking heads in the yellow thing!
Guys!
Not the blue!
FUCK!
That was a fucking checkpoint.
Son of a WHORE
Did this guy say he's just gonna-
he seems he gonna BITE me?
...the fuck
No!
Oh,come ON! HE'S IN THE FUCKING WALL. I can't even hit him!
Shut down all trash compactors in the detention level
SHUT DOWN ALL TRASH COMPACTORS IN THE DETENTION LEVEL!!!
Jesus Christ, that was close
aaAAWW Fucking suck my laser beams, laser beams!
How the FUCK are you supposed to beat that in FIVE minutes? That's crazy.
That's
Fucking
CRAZY
I'm never gonna get those fucking achievements. Every goddamn level has that shit
Beat this fucking shit in FIVE seconds
SORRY, I'M NOT A FUCKING ROBOT!
Pick this shit up and just...
UURNGH
MMMGH
Don't leave your fucking toys out, bitch!
I- I- I don't even
I- I don't even understand what this is like,
there's- there balloons
and- but like there's fucking blades under them so...
If you step on them- you step on the blade, but-
I don't...
know why...
there's
balloons here
like they don't...
do...
uh...
Anything! At ALL!
Stop slapping me like fucking girl!
SWEET. More balloons? It's like somebody's fucking birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE VERY SPECIAL GIRL
YOUR ANSWER'S SWEET 16. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL NOW
I just want to pick up the little monkey...
and rub his fat belly
I just beat the fucking boss right there, while I was talking. (in awe)
That was pretty anti-climatic
Holy fuck! I got an achievement?
What did I get?
(quietly) What I get...
ALRIGHT!
YEAH
Suck it!
Fucking eeend
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...Right? Is that how I end these things?
Usually?
You know the most fucking enraging part is?
I beat the fucking game
I played this whole piece of shit to make that whole fucking-
To make ONE video
I played this-
WHOLE fucking piece of crap
I GOT, I got to rage quit the fucking credits. That's all I got!
Fuck!