WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME NOW THAT REVIEWERS WILL KNOW, WE'VE
TRIED TO PLAY IT BEFORE ON THE SHOW, HAVEN'T WE, REG.
THERE HAVE BEEN VARIOUS PROBLEMS.
WE'VE HAD TROUBLE IN THE PAST, IS THE TRUTH.
BUT ITS' A NEW YEAR, A CLEAN SLATE.
WE'RE GOING TO FORGET ALL ABOUT THAT.
WE'VE REHEARSED IT.
WE'VE REHEARSED IT AND WITH RENEWED OPTIMISM, WE ARE FINALLY
GOING TO GET THIS RIGHT.
SO AS YOU KNOW, THE WEEKEND WAS THE GOLDEN GLOABS AND WHEREVER
YOU FIND A CELEBRITY, YOU WILL FIND A CELEBRITY NOSE.
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I SMELL A GOOD TIME.
YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME, IT'S CELEB RIGHT NOSES GOLDEN GLOBES
EDITION.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ CELEBRITY NOSES ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪
>> James: OKAY, SO LET'S START.
NOW EVERY CELEBRITY-- CELEBRITY-- DNT
HAVE-- ALSO NIGHT-- BUT.
>> MICROPHONE IS NOT WORKING.
>> James: SORRY?
>> MICROPHONE IS NOT WORKING.
>> James: WHAT-- WHAT-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> THE MICROPHONE IS NOT WORKING.
>> James: THIS ONE?
SCHEMES FINE TO ME WHAT IS THE PROBLEM.
>> YOUR MICROPHONE IS NOT WORKING.
>> James: RIGHT, OKAY.
WELL, WHAT-- WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
>> I WAS LEANING ON A BUTTON.
>> James: WELL-- WHAT BUTTON?
>> A SOUND BUTTON.
I WAS LEANING ON A SOUND BUTTON.
>> James: OKAY, LOOK, NEVER MIND IT WOULDN'T BE CELEBRITY
NOSES IF THERE WASN'T A GLITCH.
SO IT DOESN'T MATTER.
WE WILL START AGAIN.
SO EVERY CELEBRITY HAS GOT A NOSE.
AND A LOT OF CELEBRITY THIS WEEKEND.
>> REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> James: I KNOW ARE YOU SORRY.
>> ABSOLUTELY WON HAPPEN AGAIN.
I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY.
MY BAD, I WON LEAN ON THE BUTTON.
>> James: IT'S GONE, WE'VE FORGOT ENABOUT IT.
>> OKAY, MY APOLOGIES.
>> James: I'M NOT GOING TO GET ANNOYED.
>> OKAY, READY TO GO.
>> James: I'M READY!
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: WHAT I'M SAYING IS I SMELL A GOOD TIME.
YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME, IT'S TIME FOR CELEBRITY NOSES.
GOLDEN GLOBES EDITION.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) REGGIE'S MICROPHONE WASN'T
WORKING THERE, REGGIE, IS YOUR-- IS YOUR MIC OKAY S IT ALL
RIGHT.
>> Reggie: CHECK, ONE TWO, ONE TWO.
>> James: BUT IT WASN'T WORKING THEN.
>> Reggie: IT'S GOOD NOW, I THINK.
>> James: WHAT HAPPENED IN THE-- RIGHT, WELL YOU-- WERE YOU
LEANING ON THE BUTTON AGAIN, IS THAT?
>> YES.
>> James: OKAY, WELL, LOOK, IS IT ALL WORKING? DOESN'T EVEN
MATTER, WE ARE NOT GOING TO DO THE MUSIC BECAUSE WE ARE RUNNING
OUT OF TIME.
SO WE'RE GOING TO CRACK ON-- I WON'T EVEN DOT RICKEY GERVAIS
SONG, I WILL DO THE GERARD DEPARDIEU IT IS THE BEST JOKE.
HE WASN'T AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES BUT-- WHAT, WHAT IS THAT?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: WHAT IS GOING ON NOW?
>> THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE OUT.
>> James: I CAN SEE THAT THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE OUT.
BUT-- YOU CAN EVEN SEE ME.
>> YEAH, THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE OUT.
>> James: I KNOW THAT THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE OUT.
I AM SAYING, CAN YOU SEE ME?
IS IT-- HOW-- WHAT HAS HAPPENED?
>> POWER OUTAGE.
J NO, BUT I CAN HEAR YOU.
AND THAT'S-- AND MY MICROPHONE IS WORKING SO HOW IT CAN BE A
POWER OUTAGE IF I CAN HEAR YOU?
>> SEPARATE GENERATORS.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
WHAT DOES.
>> SEPARATE GENERATORS JDZ BUT WHAT SEPARATE GENERATORS, WHAT
IS THAT?
>> IT MEANS WE HAVE TWO DIFFERENT GENERATORS.
>> James: DOESN'T MATTER, I HAVE MY PHONE, I WILL NOT,
NOT-- YOU CAN SEE ME NOW.
CAN EVERYONE SEE ME?
OKAY.
SO LET ME GET-- PROBLEM S YOU NEED TO SEE ME AND THE NOSE FOR
THE JOKE TO REALLY WORK.
SO RIGHT, OKAY.
NOW EVERYONE HAS GOT A NOSE, NOW GERARD DEPARDIEU WASN'T AT THE
GOLDEN GLOBES HOW MUCH HE HAS BEEN BEFORE.
AND HE-- RIGHT, OKAY.
>> LIGHTS ARE BACK ON NOW.
>> James: I CAN SEE THAT THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON!
YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME.
>> YOU HAVE LIGHTS AND SOUND NOW.
>> James: I KNOW WE'VE GOT LIGHTS AND SOUND.
ALL RIGHT.
SO JUST GOING TO FOCUS ON GERARD DEPARDIEU.
>> RUNNING OUT OF TIME, RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
>> James: GERARD DEPARDIEU.
>> WRAP IT UP, JAMES.
>> James: I'M NOT GOING TO WRAP-- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
>> MUSIC.
[BLEEP] ♪ CELEBRITY NOSES ♪ ♪ CELEBRITY NOSES ♪ ♪ NOSES OF