You are going places, evil little girl.
Maybe I'm already there.
She's got the mind of a criminal,
an obsession with causing pain and a frightening fascination
of show tunes?
♪ You might like a song ♪
Not a musical.
It's gonna be a musical.
Welcome to another thrilling edition
of Swellview Mysteries,
where we're asking the questio: Is Chapa evil?
W-Why are you so scary?
Lula Elena Chapa De Silva, aka Volt, aka Chapa.
She's a superhero.
She's helped save Swellview, Christmas and the internet.
But what if beneath her mask is another mask.
[gasping]
Now, what evidence do we have that Chapa might be evil?
She loves to hurt people.
I finally get to hurt someone.
I wanna hit 'em next.
We gotta destroy Henry!
- No. - Chill out.
This urge to hurt people is not limited by any morality.
You've seen us interrogating a human chicken hybrid
using morally questionable and probably illegal techniques.
Yeah, to be honest,
I wasn't feeling great about us doing that.
Felt good to me.
And that's not to say Chapa isn't aware of morality.
Volt, is there any way you can zap Monsty?
He's knocked out. Isn't that kind of mean?
No, because--
I mean, I'll still do it, though.
Even if someone is down for the count,
Chapa won't resist a cheap sho.
I wanted a turn.
I mean, you can still have a turn.
He's just kind of laying there,
so it wouldn't be very sportsman like.
[screaming]
And you fried him like a taquito on Tuesday.
What do you get when you combie a lack of morals,
a desire to hurt people, and creative thinking?
You get a wellspring of violent ideas.
What are we supposed to do with him?
- I have ideas. - Ooh.
Get a chainsaw and a ceiling fan--
- Chapa, no. - Let her finish.
What if she had an accident,
then all the problems will be solved.
I'm just saying, you wanna be evil,
blow up the Swellview dam. You'll flood the whole town.
I don't think that's a--
- Okay, that is fantastic. - You're welcome.
Chapa's not all talk.
This walking spark plug is quick to remind criminals
who's really 'in charge'.
Someone's gonna fry tonight.
I skewered a dude with the marlin's nose.
Sometimes Chapa's so quick to hurt people,
she even attacks the innocent.
[unintelligible]
If you think attacking a priest was bad,
remember when Chapa zapped her own mother?
I am calling the police.
[groaning]
You just [unintelligible] your mom.
I was aiming for her phone but I missed
'cause I'm freaking out, man! I'm freaking out!
Chapa's also not above lighting up her own teammates.
You wanna gear up and help me hunt down your coworkers?
Hard yes, I'll get my net.
Less yapping, more zapping.
[screaming]
[yelping]
Hey! Hey!
Stop slapping me, I'm listening.
[screaming]
I'm okay.
[yelping]
Although, Chapa mostly uses her wittiness
to terrorize the rest of Danger Force.
Your shots ugly than my grandpa.
Ooh, your grandpa sounds like a smoke show.
He's not. How do I put this
so fashion noobs would understand?
Walk better.
- Hey. - Uh.
I'm building a dam.
Can you help me out and chew this long?
I think someone doesn't know how handcuffs work.
Oh! Burn!
Do you just skip Blood Day,
or do you have a religious exemption from it?
- Oh! - Nice!
You're the worst liar.
Sorry. I'm a superhero, not a super liar.
Why can't you be both... like me?
And we can confirm Chapa is, in fact, a brilliant liar.
No. Please don't punch me, mister.
I'm just a kid.
Oh, my God. What have I done with my life?
Sucker!
Let's not forget the time she convinced everyone
she didn't have parents.
I don't really have... a family.
Sorry, we're late, honey,
but you never told us it was parent's night.
No.
But duck for cover
if Chapa catches you lying to her.
[screaming]
You had my phone the whole time?!
How could you do this to me?!
Do you know how much pain you put me through?!
[screaming]
The violent urges, violent ides and violent habits
don't compare to this one reasn
why we think Chapa might be totally evil.
I'm good at hitting bad guys,
but I'm... ♪ Great at hitting high notes ♪
No. It's not a musical.
It'll be a musical.
[gasping] Red alert.
Any criminal investigator knows
that one of the most obvious signs
of being a super villain is using music
to influence others.
You see, by playing the right combination
of musical chords,
combining the keys of F minor and D flat,
backed with the right funky beat,
the human mind opens up like a thirsty sponge
into which I can place instructions
through clever rap lyrics, which I have written myself.
So you're going to take control of my brain... by rapping?
Dr. Minyak was only trying to use music
to control one person, but Frankini succeeded
in making the whole town sing and dance.
There's nothing better than a citywide, nonstop,
mind controlled musical in the summer.
Frankini's obsession over musicals seemed pretty close
to Chapa's.
♪ We can do it If we put our minds to it ♪
Please stop singing. It's not a musical.
It'll be a musical.
So we shouldn't have been too surprised
when Chapa forced the Danger Force
to team up with Frankini.
♪ Life ♪
♪ Is like a hamburger ♪
♪ If you fall behind You better ketchup ♪
♪ Relish in the chance To show us your stuff ♪
♪ And party ♪
You might even remember Chapa using music
to force Mitch Bilsky into an education.
♪ If you say that you can't You'll be stuck where you are ♪
♪ But if you say that you can You'll go so very far ♪
♪ And you follow my advice You'll see to your delight ♪
♪ That either way You're always right ♪
Yeah, I think I get it.
Forcing the innocently ignorant Mitch Bilsky into learning
show tunes are just so evil.
But despite her villainously beautiful vocals,
her library of painful ideas and her hearty history
of electrifying people,
Chapa still isn't without some heroic qualities,
like at least she's informed of the local laws.
You can't force him to be officially official.
That's not legal in Swellview.
But there be no laws in... international waters.
You might say romance in general is
Chapa's one innocent interest.
Apparently, I'm not the only one who cries at weddings.
No. I just got some shrimp in my eye.
And we should call out the one time
that Chapa could have actually crossed over
to the dark side.
You help me defeat your friends, I give you your cellphone.
Does this picture look familiar?
Gentlemen, we are in trouble.
He's not wrong.
Yeah, I actually kind of like my friends a little bit.
Don't tell them.
- Okay. - Yeah.
That's my girl also.
So maybe Chapa isn't actually evil.
Maybe she's just got evil tendencies
contained within a hero's hear.
Our top story this morning.
Dozens of people wearing red vests have reported
being inexplicably zapped yesterday.
That wasn't me.
But maybe she never actually meant it when she said,
Sorry. Oh, sorry. Sorry.
I guess the world will never know.
Do you think Chapa's evil?
Let us know and keep watching for more strange,
surreal and suspicious questios from Swellview Mysteries.
You're one bad mamma jamma, you know that?
I do.