Ooooh! Were gonna fucking bait them with the simple shit, then when they're hooked were gonna get exotic!
That's fucking brilliant. That's like when you go to college, you go to the community college for two years to get all your basic shit,
and then you go to the good college, so you don't spend money right?
Is that... is that what they were talking about?
SHH, there's ducks in the water.
Come here you little motherfucker.
Quack Quack.
Bam
Oh shit
All right hang on let's.
HEAD SHOT! oh no?
Feather Shot!
Dick shot?
This fucking duck is indestructible, bullshit!
Oh fuck i'm gonna get to sit in a chair?
Yeah fuck yeah!
Hunting opportunity my ass.
I'm gonna fucking take a nap in this thing.
I'm gonna get fucking wasted on beer, I'm gonna drick some lonestar
And pass the fuck out in the sun.
Whoa, come here you little piece of shit.
I'm gonna fucking getcha.
Come here! Come here! Hey!
Fuck.
Why am I fucking playing this? Why am I playing Cabela's? Cabela's sucks.
What the fuck is this shit? This is a game Ray should be playing.
This is a game Ray has played!
I don't even know which one this is! It's just a random Cabela's.
It doesn't even fucking matter they're all shit. Why do they keep making them?
Make one successful duck call.
What do I gotta call the duck before I can murder them?
What the hell's going on here?
Oh What the hell? What the fuck?
Should I be holding it now or?
(FAIL)
Oh yeah he's pleading. That means he like "Oh, fuck me, fuck me!"
That's what the duck's pleading.
I was like... That's too much!
(Fail)
"Hold the left trigger or left bumper" okay
"Press and hold A" okay? Then do what?
Then what the fuck do I do? What am I doing?
I'm just making an asshole out of myself. I'm hitting all the buttons.
So what I've learned is the ducks are impossible to kill.
They are like the great white tigers of this game.
That doesn't even make sense!
WHAT AM I DOING!
I still don't know! Fuck!
I did it? AARACH
How the fuck? AAARRCCHAA I didn't do anything different!
I literally hit the same buttons over and over again.
I'm gonna fucking take a shotgun and blast the fuck out of everything in the sky!
I gotta call? ugh I gotta call again. I don't know hot to do it!
How does this work? Goddammit, fuck. I'm never gonna be a hunter!
You're too fucking short, how about that? You have no Idea how tall I am.
Fuck You!
How do I know how long it's supposed to be!?
You're not fucking telling me anything!
Goddammit. there's no way im playing past the first level of this piece of shit.
This is like forced enjoyment. I knew it was going to be a piece of shit when I started.
I can't get past the fucking duck call!
Fuck yes Got it baby!
Holy Shit!
I gotta do it again!?
It only took me four and a half hours.
I can't move though.
Am I supposed to shoot them from here?
Come here you sonsabitches!
They're like four hundred fucking yards away in the sky and you're giving me a shotgun?
What the fuck sense does that make?
You know how many ducks I've killed? None!
I'm still fucking with this duck call!
Wow there's a duck! Come here you son of a bitch! Come here!
Fuck!
I got him?
You bet your ass I did.
I hate to break it to you guy, but you're kinda slowing me down. So I'm gonna have to.
Goddammit
I can't shoot him?
Why didn't Dick "The Grim Reaper" Cheney have this technology?
He would have never shot that guy in the face!
Look at this fuck what is this chart! Look at these fucking pictures
This is like the fucking drawings from the human centipede that Dr. Heiter drew.
If my kid came home from preschool with that shit I wouldn't even put it on my fucking fridge.
It sucks! God damn it!
Now I'm fucking Frank West?
What the hell am I doing?
Wow this game is so fucking exciting. I can barely contain the excitement that I have when playing it.
Hey I'm gonna shoot that fucking beaver. come here. Hey, come here!
Hunt failed?
Fuck that. That beaver had to die!
Right back to the fucking preschool drawings!
They still suck!
Oh my god! Did you see how far that thing went?
Holy crap!
Oh it wasn't a beaver it was a raccoon.
Suck it raccoon fucking nerd!
Wait for it. Wait for it.
Fuck
I waited too long for it god damn it.
Yo dickhead mind your own fucking business! how about that?
No, go in the fucking middle!
Were in the middle, Were so in the middle it's unbelievable, thank you.
Fuck!
Here's looking at you kid come here you fuck!
Goddammit!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I can't even take a shot. there's too many fuckers.
(Fail)
Fuck this game.
Bye bye