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Oh, hey, hey! I'm looking for the best yacht.
I'm looking for the best yacht. Oh no, that's not a yacht.
No, that's not a yacht. Nah, that's not a yacht.
Hey! My friend! Hey, hey! My friend, how are you?
Hi, it's your boy, Pio.
We're here, Exce$ and BET.
Today we're getting on the yacht.
I'm free! Get off my front!
You got a lot of people in your boat,
in your yacht, whatever. I don't know.
White guys, a lot of white guys.
This is the pilot house, right here.
This is where the magic happens for the Captains.
This is where they have all the systems,
like all the GPS and stuff.
It's the Captain's hat if you wanna try it on.
Can I drive the boat?
I don't know about driving the boat,
but I'll show you some of the cool stuff around the boat.
Alright, so this is where
we have the little kitchen/dining area
where you can have your breakfast here, lunch or dinner.
You've got your refrigerator here,
your sink, your bar area.
This is a nice place to get things ready for the party,
and this is where we have the living room.
There's also a dining table here, lounge area,
with the couches and stuff where you can relax
and enjoy the cruise. And ...
Exactly. That's kinda how I feel.
And then, lemme show you one of the best parts of the boat.
This is one of my favorite areas, the deck,
where you can come out and relax,
have your coffee in the morning or a drink in the afternoon.
I like it. It's like a house, a water house.
Well, I guess it is better than my house, that's for sure.
Wish I had a whiskey or something.
So, there is four state rooms
and each one has its own bathroom.
And this is the master bedroom right here.
See, we have a nice, big bed.
Oh my god. Okay. I gotta go to sleep.
There's four state rooms.
Two down here and two in the front.
Where my wife? What?
This boat is called Spazzino, it's a 70-foot Hatteras.
It's one of our favorite boats in New York
and also one of the best deals you'll find.
This is $1,800 for two...
$1800?
For a quarter day. So for two hours.
This is one of our favorite boats.
What is the most expensive boat you have?
The most expensive booking we did was over $210,000.
They got a 200-foot mega yacht, fully crewed,
had a crew of about 20, that includes a cook,
you have hostess, they take care of everything for you.
And I think the most important part,
they got a whole lot of fun.
How long would it take for Miami from here?
Well, if you take a power boat like this,
it takes about a week.
You got a GPS?
Like, all of this stuff is GPS.
There's a Captain that will take it down there,
the Captain is included. They'll do it.
Can one of them be my uncle?
Lemme think about this.
Okay, uncle. Let's go to Miami.
We'll go to Miami right now. Screw this New York weather.
We need to put a Dominican flag right here.
Dominican flag.
We need to put a Dominican flag, right here!
You got me? Dominican flag!
Dominican flag! Dominican flag! You know what I'm saying?