"Most Expensivest: Viva Las Vegas."
♪ Viva Las Vegas, viva, viva Las Vegas ♪
We talkin' about different types of caviar.
Obviously, that's what us rich people talk about.
Trappy. This is my dog. He's expensive.
I brought you some more caviar to enjoy.
Oh, now we're talking.
What kind of caviar is that right there?
It's a sevruga.
So, our caviar could go anywhere
from $170 to $500 per ounce.
That's Robin Leach right there.
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How long did you do the show? Fifteen years.
Back that time, you was probably popping like the most...
You know how many characters came off of you?
The most interesting man in the world?
You still livin' the life, man.
I wake up to caviar in the morning.
Man, you are blessed.
And I go to bed with a bottle of champagne.
[ Snoring ]
That's your life. Not physically.
It's okay to hug champagne if you want to, if that's...
Yeah.
One of my favorite moments was finding a house
that was so large
that they had chauffeur-driven Rolls-Royces
take you from the bedroom on a road
inside the house down to the dining room.
The house with the 365 rooms
and one for every day of the year.
The gold house in Hong Kong.
They built this out of gold bricks.
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The house.
Wow.
So how old are you, Mr. Leach?
77. You're good. How you feel?
Good. Still do-- Still doing it.
Still able to have sex and everything?
Yeah. Absolutely. No brothels, okay?
Not necessary, even at my age.
Man, I like you, man.
You're just really just talkin' up on it, huh?
You -- You --
Like a real playa. You just --
I'm a baller.
Pbbt. [ Chuckles ]
You the baller. So eat you some more.
I see you dying to eat that stuff. Get you some.
Yeah, but there's -- there's -- Why do you keep putting
one on your plate?
One at a time is elegant. Okay.
Well, you teaching me stuff. Two at a time is greedy.
Oh. Well, you eatin' the shit out of it.
Do that again. I'm drinking my champagne wrong.
I saw you go kinda wide with the elbow.
It'll come.
What's your favorite champagne?
Oh... That's a good question.
My favorite champagne is Cristal.
Mm-hmm.
That's the gold one wrapped in the gold...
I know what Cristal is.
And the croissant French toast that we have here.
You like stuff like that?
No. I bet if you went to France,
and you asked for French toast,
they'd look at you as if you were nuts.
What about french fries? It's like -- It's like...
No. French fries come from Belgium.
And the English muffin, we don't have them in England.
You don't even have them? No.
It's an American myth, the English muffin.
Let me get this straight. Go ahead.
People in England don't eat English muffins?
We don't have English muffins.
[ Laughs ]
I can tell that pisses you off, too.
Yes. It does.
I'm going to have another caviar.
And more panca-- Blini. Thank you.
We will get you more blini.
Get it right. Russian pancake.
Excuse me. Do you have butter and syrup, please?
[ Laughs ]
You cannot mix caviar with syrup.
Brought you some syrup.
Let me show this man how to do these...
You got to try one like I'm eating it one time.
I ate your way.
Ladies and gentlemen, another first.
[ Speaking indistinctly ] This is a blini.
You didn't cut back on the syrup at all.
In one bite? One bite.
That's how you told me to eat it.
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Be honest. You got to be honest, man.
Be honest for me. It's not caviar.
But is it bad?
But it's bad-good.
See what I'm saying?
A little College Park little boy like myself
grew up, get a sack.
Sit down with the lifestyle man,
turn him on to pancakes and grits.
Yeah. You talkin' 'bout all this blinis and blinis and bikinis.
We doin' it the Southside way.
The Waffle House way with butter and syrup.
You know I've been putting butter and syrup
on every piece of bread in my house
since I was a little kid, make everything better.
I have no idea what he just said, but my translation is,
"Champagne wishes. Caviar dreams."
I'm from Old National Riverdale Road,
God, man. You got to look that up, man.
Yeah. What's up? What's up, man? What's going on?
Joey. I'm 2 Chainz. Nice to meet you.
Welcome to Fizz Lounge, Las Vegas.
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This is a nice spot, man.
On a Caesar property, man? On a Caesar property.
This is a good vibe, a great ambiance.
Appreciate it.
Heard you like expensive things.
This is Nathan from Moet-Hennessy.
Nathan. Oh, okay. I have a little of that sometimes.
Hey, what's up? And this is Guy,
-our lead mixologist. -Very nice to meet you.
All right. Now, I heard y'all got some expensive liquor.
Tell me more about it.
We've got a really expensive cocktail here
today called "The Fizz Deluxe."
It's expensive because we're using
two really expensive liquors
and one expensive champagne.
So starting here, Grand Marnier Quintessence,
and it's a blend of that family's oldest cognacs
that they have.
Dom Pérignon, a Pierre Pérignon.
He's actually known as the godfather of champagne.
The pièce de résistance is Richard Hennessy.
Won't be able to get this for much longer
because the Eau de Vie that go into it, we're running out of.
What do you mean, your O.D.B.?
So -- So, the Eau de Vie, which is French for "water of life,"
it's basically the brandy
that goes into blending to make cognac.
Mm-hmm.
We're -- We're running out of the ones --
Why? Because we had very little.
When you drink cognac,
you're essentially drinking liquid history.
It's stuff that survived in World War I and World War II,
and we're still able to drink it now.
You're drinkin' stuff that's over, you know,
up to 200 years old,
and we're running out of it.
Eventually, we won't be able to make it anymore.
Some of this stuff is 200 years old, you think?
200 years old plus.
Always wanted to question that.
[ Laughter ] Who... Who...
Who passes the torch to make sure
that no knucklehead grandson or granddaughter
messes up the unique quality of the family tradition?
With Hennessy in particular, they have a tasting committee.
Okay. And they meet every day...
And get drunk. And get drunk --
It's absorbed.
And get paid for it. Absolutely.
There's jobs out there for everybody, man.
I want to know how much each individual bottle
would cost, starting with this one right here.
Now, you said this is Grand Marnier Quintessence.
Just over $2,000 a bottle.
-Damn. -Yeah.
Where you get bottles like this from?
Not just no regular little liquor store, huh?
[ Laughter ]
How much is the -- the -- the Richard Hennessy?
You could find that for about $4,800.
Really?
Yeah. In one
of our local liquor stores,
I actually saw that one up near $7,000.
Oh! I could see that. Really, bro?
Yeah. Yeah. What you sell me one for?
We sell that one for $14,500 here in Fizz.
$14,000, bruh?
-Yes, sir. -And then -- then -- then Dom.
Dom you can find for about, meh, $400, maybe $500 a bottle.
Yeah, Dom. They have Dom in some Walmarts sometimes.
We're gonna start off
with just a little bit of egg white, about 1/2 an ounce.
Egg white? It's a texture thing,
so it adds silkiness and body to your cocktail.
Uh, we're gonna add
about three or four dashes of lemon bitters.
1/2 ounce of lemon juice,
about 1/2 ounce of Monin Rose Syrup,
and then we're gonna get to the good stuff.
Grand Marnier Quintessence. Grand -- Yep.
Yep. We're gonna do about 3/4 ounce of this.
Then we're going to do 1 ounce of the Hennessy Richard.
A little bit of ice.
Man, who thought to put together a drink?
This drink -- $2,000 or $3,000.
This -- $4,000, 5,000.
Three different expensive-ass drinks
to make one expensive-ass drink.
For garnish, we're going to take a rose petal.
Oh, man. You shouldn't have, bro.
[ Laughter ]
And to add insult to injury,
we're going to sprinkle this with 24-karat gold flakes.
[ Fireworks exploding ]
That's cool. For you. Enjoy.
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And this luxurious drink that you've made for me.
How much would something like this cost?
We sell that here for $2,500.
[ Laughter ]
That's a $2,500 cocktail.
So, this is $2,500. Yes, sir.
And if you would have made one for both of y'all,
we'd be at 7,500. [ Cash register dings ]
That's why y'all ass ain't drinking none.
[ Laughter ]
That gold on it.
Man, y'all make sure y'all get a good look at this, man.
I kind of want to take a picture of that myself.
Now, that's bomb. Mm.
Oh, no. That ain't come out right.
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
Mnh, mnh, mnh.
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
Okay. So, one...
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
So, one thing that I've noticed since doing this show
is that a lot people add gold to drive up the cost
or the price of whatever they're selling.
Seriously. Like, I've had gold on sundaes, a hamburger.
I have eaten so much gold,
I'm on a -- I'm on a -- a solid gold diet, bro.
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I hate to do this toast to the air, but toast.
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What do you say? It's all right, man.
-Phew. -[ Chuckles ]
Strong, too.
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Bro, who the hell drinks that much? Like...
You just did. [ Laughter ]
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You didn't call, so I get to win your chip,
-and I'm gonna put up one chip. -Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
You just took a million dollars from me, though.
Robin: Welcome to the green felt,
where entire fortunes
are won and lost on a turn on the cards.
In the early 19th century,
it was called brag or the lying game,
but today, the 70 million Americans who play it --
they call it "poker."
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All right. What up? What up? It's your player partner
checking in, I'm here with my man.
You want to introduce yourself? -I'm Jack Effel.
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I have come here on the "Most Expensivest" show...
That's right. ...to show you what
the most expensivest poker game is like.
And I'm gonna be real wit' you.
I have never, and I mean, never, people,
seen a chip that has $1 million on it.
You got a few of those.
So that's ballin', and like he said, I have a few of them.
You got 30 million of those.
You have 30 million chips in front of you right now.
[ Laughter ]
All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.
No. That's good. I'm gonna be real
with you guys.
I never really got involved with poker.
I'm more blackjack, roulette, or craps.
Really, craps. I've been interested
in trying to learn this for a very long time.
The difference between all the games
you've been playing and poker is that,
in all of those games,
you're playing against the house.
When you're playing poker,
you're either playing mano-a-mano
or with other players
or at a big tournament with a whole lot of players.
[ Dogs panting, barking ]
The World Series of Poker Main Event
that was won this year by Scott Blumstein,
he won $8.15 million on a $10,000 buy-in,
but they had to outlast 7,200 players to do it.
So, start over. Like, I'm -- I'm a -- I'm a poker virgin.
That's good. We gon' break you in right.
Go -- Go -- Go slow. We have Whitney...
Hello...2 Chainz. And, now, Whitney is
a professional poker dealer.
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She's dealt the World Series of Poker Main Event final table.
Really? You've been on TV, you're saying, before?
-She's been live on ESPN. -I have.
All right. You guys ready?
She's going to give us each two cards.
So, what am I supposed to be looking for?
The best hand in hold 'em is two aces.
Maybe you want to represent you have two aces,
but you really don't have two aces.
Okay.
You bet so -- That's where
the poker face came from.
That's where the poker face came...
You'll have the first action to either call an extra million.
You could raise, put in more chips, or you can fold,
and we'll deal another hand.
[ Clicking ]
I'mma fold. I'mma fold. All right.
I'mma fold. I'mma fold. What yours was?
So, see. I had a jack, too, but see, I only had a deuce,
so you had a better high card than me, see?
But you didn't call, so I get to win your chips,
and I'm gonna put up one chip. -Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
You just took a million dollars from me, though.
But I thought I was quitting.
I thought I was saying I'm throwing...
You did.
I thought I wanted a rematch.
Well, you are, so now you're gonna put up two chips,
and she's gonna deal us another hand.
Whoa. Wait. Wait. Wait. So now,
I'm going to call a million.
[ Clicking ]
Yeah. I'm with that, 2 more million.
That's 4 million. So I'm going to call 2 million more...
All right. ...because
you might be bluffin'.
Have you got anything?
I don't think so.
I think you got me.
I think I'm gonna give you this one.
-I bluffed him. -You bluffed me.
Poker face. Poker face. Chip face.
Poker face all in my nose -- look at my nostrils.
[ Dramatic music plays] [ Laughter ]
See, this game is easy.
All right. Look at these...
I just saw a crib down here I wanted to get.
They want 5 million for it. That's that.
Yeah, well, I think you just beat me out of 4 of it there.
I'm trying to get a Bugatti. That's another 2 -- 4...
Jack, you're the big blind. You're the small blind.
That's a house and a Bugatti in Vegas.
-That leaves me with 3 million. -You've got all you want.
All right. Right now,
I'm kicking your ass.
Right. Baby, look. Take my hand.
Take my hand right there. Thank you, baby.
I'm a fool with this shit, with this gamblin' shit, man.
I'm from Old National Riverdale Road.
God, man. You got to look that up, man.
-I'm just watching you talk. -Here we go.
I'm gonna push all mine in in the dark.
He didn't look. In the dark.
Okay. Since y'all done
some swindley stuff.
-[ Laughs ] -All right.
We're gonna turn them up, and we're gonna see what we have.
Look at there. Whup his ass, Tity Boi.
-Wow. -Aah!
Whup his ass, Tity Boi.
God. Whup his ass, Juicy!
Look at that. Look at that.
Whup his ass.
Oh. Wait. Whoa. Whoa. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Now we got a tie. She did something.
I just won this whole pot.
No, you didn't. Man, replay.
[ Whistle blows ] Rewind the shit.
Rewind the footage.
-Whup his ass, Juicy! -Look at --
[ Distorted speech ]
So, what do you mean we got to split it?
So -- So, watch -- best five cards --
aces and 9s with a 7.
That's the best hand you can make.
That the best hand I can make.
We gonna split. You shoulda won, basically.
Oh. You shoulda won. You shoulda won.
You shoulda won.
Yeah. That's all we need.
Make sure you -- Baby, talk to this camera.
He shoulda won.
[ Slow jazz music plays ] [ Distorted speech ]
He is like the Chairman of World Series of Poker or something,
and I just been sweeping his ass.
I've been just mopping him right up.
I'm a sore winner, "Most Expensivest: Viva Las Vegas."
All right, all right. Viva Las Vegas.
♪ Viva Las Vegas, viva, viva Las Vegas ♪
Thank you, man. Thank you, man.
Let me get a little handshake here like this.
This is what we do in the winner shot.
[ Cards thump lightly, shuffling ]
It's that "I'mma change my phone number" look.
[ Laughter ]
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