I believe that I happen to cross
the dumbest tweet, at least in
recent history, on Twitter.
And it was when I was regrettably
reading the feed of
one Representative Lauren Bowburn,
who retweeted what we're about to
show you.
And understand she is
a congresswoman who chose to
retweet this from Mike Yoder,
who has thousands of followers.
And, in fact,
this got thousands of retweets.
Be sure to wear your sunglasses
today so
others are protected from the sun.
You get what he's doing there?
That's clever because he's like,
that's what the mask thing is.
They want me to wear the mask to
protect other people from a thing.
So I have an analogy.
I looked up analogy and
this is what it is.
Be sure to wear your
sunglasses today so
others are protected from the sun.
Now, look,
is in a certain definition,
this a rando on Twitter?
Yes, however,
like I said, this had thousands of
retweets and tons of comments of
people who couldn't love it more.
And then there were people who add
it on because they were so inspired
by the comedic wit and genius.
Free The Smiles said,
wear sunscreen so
others don't get sunburned.
Pres Jim Eagle-
>> Love Free The Smiles.
>> Says,
be sure to wear your seatbelt so
others feel safe driving.
>> That's exactly what you
should do.
>> [LAUGH] Well, yeah,
because somebody says if you die in
the car, okay, go on.
>> Just stop there, though,
just stop there.
That's the whole point of wearing,
that's why it's illegal to not wear
the seatbelt, so you and others,
someone hits you, the point,
this is the point.
>> Well, look, a case can be made.
People say that one of the reasons
people in motorcycles are required
to wear helmets that cover their
eyes or at least eye protection
is they don't lose their vision and
then hit something.
So again, his analogy isn't even
a particularly good one.
But it gets even worse,
because IMHO Alan says,
don't forget the condom.
But no, first of all,
that's not even the format of
the dumb joke that they're doing.
[LAUGH] >> But no, the condom's not
just about protecting you,
it is about the other person.
>> Yes.
>> What part of condoms or sex
didn't you get? >> Be sure to wear
your condom so others are protected
from your little, little, little,
your just weensy as little Mr.
Potato Head junk.
>> Condom actually is like the mask
because it fell apart in five
minutes.
Your stupid joke,
which never made any sense, yes,
the condom is intended to protect
another person like the mask gets.
You potentially have the virus.
You potentially breathe it out,
the mask protects other people.
I almost said it's not complicated.
Maybe it is, maybe it is.
Maybe 15 months into this pandemic,
people still don't get that they
might endanger other people.
Free The Smiles went on to say,
where bug spray to prevent
illnesses from mosquitoes
and others.
Well, look, you very
carefully chose a reference there,
mosquitoes.
I assume you're talking about
malaria, which isn't communicable
via respiration.
But the thing is other viruses and
diseases are.
And they loved it, they loved it,
thousands of retweets.
There also a congresswoman
retweeted that.
I don't know what she believes
about masks or about COVID.
But she does think that that guy is
more reputable than a Dr.
Fauci or Dr. Burks or any of them.
Any other thoughts?
>> Just give the vaccine to other
countries.
I know we're starting that.
Give more of it.
We don't deserve it.
How much science was wasted on
this worm brained population of
Americans?
I'm sorry, if you're watching from
another country and your country's
having a trouble getting
the vaccine, I apologize, man.
You deserve that ten times more.
>> Ten times.
>> because I'm assuming a lot
of these people are in
the United States.
>> I don't think so.
>> But just we are so
not deserving.
You should have to show your
Twitter timeline and what
you've retweeted to get a vaccine.
>> Yeah.
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