- What I also appreciate about "Black Panther"
is I got to bring black women
into my Marvel universe, you know?
Representation matters.
That's why they loved it, and I loved them being there.
That was so fire.
'Cause, like, it's not...
it's not normal, like, for them to get into it
because it's not that good,
doesn't have that good of a storyline, like--like it's...
like, I love Ninja Turtles, right?
- AUDIENCE: [cheers and applause]
- Ninja Turtles...
TMNT 'til I die, fam, you know what I mean?
But I try to get my girl to watch it, right?
And the storyline's not that good.
Like, she'll watch it and be like,
"So...they gonna fight these niggers again?"
- AUDIENCE: [laughing]
- I'm like, "Well, you know, the turtles came together.
Turtle power, baby! They had to defeat Shredder!"
"That happened last episode."
- AUDIENCE: [laughing]
- "Is this the same thing that happens every episode?"
"Ha, ha, ha!
"Yeah...yeah...yeah...
I feel so stupid."
- AUDIENCE: [laughing]
- "We're watching the same storyline."
That's why I really wish, man, I can write a episode
for Ninja Turtles, man, that'll have more women engage.
Like, if I can write a episode that has, like, more drama,
more shade, more tea...
Like, right before the turtles gonna fight
the Foot Clan and Shredder, right?
Donatello's just like, "We about to go fight, right?
"But I just want to let you know...
I heard April's pregnant."
- AUDIENCE: [laughter and applause]
- And Michelangelo, "That's cool.
"Her and Casey Jones, right?
That's so awesome to them!"
And Leonardo's over there sharpening his sword like,
"Mm-mm."
- AUDIENCE: [laughing]
- "Mm-mm, I heard that's Shredder's baby."
- AUDIENCE: [groaning and laughter]
- "Ooh!"
It's like, "Next on 'Love and TMNT.'"
- AUDIENCE: [laughter and applause]
- "So much drama!
So much suspense!"
So you know at the end of this season
there's gonna be a reunion show.
- AUDIENCE: [laughing]
- It's gonna be hosted by Splinter wearing a black tux,
like, "Look, I got my sons here
"wearing Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, Gucci!
"I got a surprise for you.
April and Shredder!"
Shredder comes out, "Y'all are trash.
"Y'all can never beat me.
"Keep trying.
Krang forever."
- AUDIENCE: [laughing]
- And sits in the yellow--a yellow couch,
and his spikes gets stuck in the leater.
Pss! Pss!
And April comes out.
April comes out with her yellow jumpsuit, her heels, hair done,
red [unintelligible].
She's like, "Okay, hi, Splinter. How you doing?"
- AUDIENCE: [laughing]
- "Hi, turtles."
And she sits next to her man, Shredder.
Boop!
Donatello can't take it.
Tension is building.
He stands up like, "So why are you with him?!
"Why you with the enemy? I made those gadgets for you!
I had a crush on you this whole season!"
April can't take the shade,
so she stands up and starts reading him, like,
"Well, first of all, you're a turtle.
What are we-- what are we doing?"
- AUDIENCE: [laughter and applause]
- "You live in a sewer, my nigger!
"Like, stop!
"And all y'all do is eat pizza.
"Try a taco!
"Don't come for me!
Look, I know Shredder's evil, but he's ambitious."
- AUDIENCE: [laughter and applause]
- "And he's helping me with my album."
- AUDIENCE: [laughing]
- "Everybody look out for that. I'm coming with my album,
"'I'm Coming out of My Shell.'
"Thank you. Thank you.
I can't wait."
- AUDIENCE: [cheers and applause]
- "Next on 'Love and TMNT...'"