Ohh, stop begging Iran.
Still can't believe they didn't
do VAR for the brothers goal.
I tell you we don't get a break
anywhere even during the World Cup.
Welcome to open Mike.
We like to start the show with a few
stories or a hot take on a story you're
not likely to see anywhere else.
As you know I'm from gorgeous Prince
Georges and now spill the TDC.
So you know these jokes come from
a place of love. If in fact that
was something I was capable of.
Let's start off in Frederick,
MD where a tweet.
Says Kanye West was spotted dining at
Matsu Taki Sushi and Steak restaurant.
Look at that photo.
Yeah, looks so excited.
I wonder if his meal was kosher.
I don't know. Probably not now.
When I first saw this I thought.
Is Kanye lost?
Like what?
What?
What is he doing in Frederick's
of all places?
Then I saw that he was in
Maryland to be a guest on the
Tim Poole Show and appearance.
He promptly stormed out of in the
middle of the interview as the clip
that you are seeing right here.
And yes,
that is an L that we have to
take as a state that that's where
they shoot the Tim Pool show.
But you are bound to work up an
appetite arguing with podcasters.
The only way to make things right, Hibachi.
Yes, that's right.
Yay looks upset even though
Hibachi grills are the happiest.
Of restaurants he goes hibachi
grills and then medieval times right
underneath it you get dinner and a show.
He must not have caught any
of the pieces of food with his
mouth when the chef tossed them.
That that will upset you.
Shout out to Kyle Walsh for
tweeting this picture.
Kanye has been in the news for
a lot of wild things lately,
but it is good to see that he's
supporting local businesses
while he's in town.
Let's head to Silver Spring
for this next story.
We're group of suspects broke into the
Universal Auto Group car dealership.
And stole four luxury vehicles and
an unspecified number of car keys.
Right now at 6 new video just
into our newsroom tonight from
Montgomery County Police.
You can see here a group of
thieves break into a dealership
in Silver Spring and they make
off with four luxury cars.
Yeah, they look like professionals.
You can't be that casual
during a car theft.
I'm just imagining myself in a car theft.
Like those are professionals.
Those cars are on a barge on
their way to Nigeria by now.
Now, I can understand stealing
the four vehicles since there's
four of them and they can only
drive one car at a time, but.
But stealing all those keys?
Like, are they planning to come back?
And if so, how are you gonna
remember which key goes to which car?
They gonna be wandering aimlessly
through the lot like somebody who
forgot where they parked at the mall.
It would be very fitting for
them to pull off a crime looking
like experts from a heist movie,
then get caught being greedy and sloppy.
Now, I'm no car thief expert,
but I play one on TV,
so there's if there's any other
reason they stole a bunch of keys,
you guys let me know. I promise.
Another question how you know the
answer to why they stole all those keys.
Let's take a trip to Hawaii
for this next story.
We're Dwayne the Rock Johnson
returned to a 711 he used to steal
from as a teenager and bought all
of the Snickers bars in stock to
give them away in order to clear his
conscience and make things right.
I have been waiting decades to do
what I'm getting ready to do now.
Hey, where's your Snickers?
When I was 14 years old,
every day I used to stop here at the
711 and steal a king size snicker bar
because I couldn't afford to buy ones.
That was my pre-workout food.
I did that for almost a year.
Every day.
Ohh man I would love to do.
I would love to follow suit,
but there's no more highs or super fresh so
I just they just gonna have to take that.
L those store employees by the way must
have known he was stealing those Snickers.
They just saw the rock
and didn't say anything.
I mean would you try and confront somebody
the size of the rock over a candy bar?
711 employees don't get paid enough of that.
They turned a blind eye
daily and I can't blame them.
The rock bought every Snickers bar
in the store and paid for the other.
Customers purchases also, by the way,
which came to just under 300 bucks,
or roughly the price of five bottles
of the rocks. Taramani tequila.
Now, I personally would rather
have that in some candy bars,
but free is free.
This looks like a cheesy PR flex for me,
for social media,
but the rock says the stolen snicker bars
have been weighing on his soul for years.
So you know what?
I'll take his word for it.
Because once again,
he's way bigger and stronger than me,
and I'm not trying to get
checked into the smackdown.
Hotel good for you, Dwayne Johnson.
I smell what you're cooking,
and it smells like redemption
and in very old hot dogs.
And taquitos and whatever else
is in that little case in 711.
Now I chose this last story cause it
sounds almost too crazy to be true.
Every single monk in a Buddhist temple
in Thailand was defrocked after all
of them tested positive for meth.
Who knew that monks even got drug tested?
Clearly they wanted to achieve
Nirvana by any means necessary.
Now Thailand happens to be
a major transit country.
For methamphetamine with meth
pills selling for around $0.50,
which I guess makes it about the only
drug you can afford as a monk, but still.
All of the monks, like all of them.
I mean, did one,
try the meth and then go to the others?
Like, bro, we had it wrong this whole time.
This is the way to enlightenment
and you can stay there for days.
The monks are now undergoing drug
rehabilitation at a health clinic,
which is very good news.
They had to deal with this before
Hollywood hears about it and makes a movie.
Because yesterday I told you
all about cocaine bear,
so you just know somebody's already
writing a meth monk screenplay.
My favorite story today.
How about the rock?
The rock and his heart of gold?
Or in this case, chocolate,
peanuts, and nougat.
That's a nice positive
story I'm just playing.
My favorite story is definitely
the math monks.
It doesn't get better than meth monks.