N: Um, excuse me, who the hell are you?
E: I'm Carmilla.
I'm your new roommate, sweetie pie, creampuff... other edible things.
N: Oh God, she's so sexy.
N: Danny told me that Carmilla wants to eat me,
and I was like yeah, she's a vampire,
Obviously, she wants to eat me,
but Danny was like no... she wants to EAT you,
and I'm like yeah, Danny, I know she's a vampire.
I just don't understand it.
E: Well, don't you look like a virgin sacrifice?
N: Excuse me?
E: I thought I'd bring the party here.
N: Oh, that's nice
Is that soda? I love soda.
E: God, what's wrong with me tonight?
Naïve, provincial girl,
entirely too tightly wound.
N: That's true
E: I could just
eat
you
alive.
N: I've heard.
N: Okay, let's see...
Super delicious tofurky recipes!
E: Well, don't you look like a virgin sacrifice?
N: I'm not the one in that super lacy top which...
Wow.
E: I thought I'd bring the party here.
Greetings gentle viewers, you will not believe what I had for dinner last night!
It was like a sweet potato mash with a little bit of hummus on the side -
*laughter* Sorry
*more laughter* Sorry
I'm sorry
Okay,
This is getting out of hand *cute giggles*
BOOM
Greeting viewers. I have something super cool to share with you.
I found this really great website all about bike safety the other day
and Danny was like 'Oh my God, you are such a genius', and I was like
yeah, Danny we are totally geniuses
Well, don't you look like a virgin sacrifice?
I'm not the one in a super lacy top which... wow.
I thought I'd bring the party here
but, it's after 8 o'clock...
God, what's wrong with me?
Naive, provincial girl.
That's true
Entirely too tightly wound...
That's also true.
I could just
Eat
You
~Alive~
There's just...
Something about you
Maybe it's my pescetarianism?
Or my super keen fashion sense?
No...
My tupperware collection?
It's definitely not that.
Okay!
Um
What are you doing?
Nothing..
I just thought that maybe Danny would like to join us...
Maybe I just... don't feel like sharing you tonight
That's awfully greedy of you, Carm
It's okay if I-
It's Carmilla
CREAMPUFFS!
Oh, Carmilla
What are you doing?
Looking at the stars...
Feeling so small in comparison to the big universe...
Being a pretty GAY Carmilla
Well...
Hey...
I was thinking maybe in all this newfound closeness
That you would, um, like, you know come to
the dance with me?
I'll bring Soda
I think I'd like that very much
Okay, awesome, bye!