- Don't forget to party and drink Bacardi.
(blocks clicking)
- Like that.
- Yeah.
(funky electronic music)
Today, we will be building (beep) drunk versus
- High!
- Pretty much seeing if we still have
the same abilities as we did when we were kids.
When's the last time you actually
played with (beep)?
(sighs)
- Years.
The five minute timer.
- And we're just going to do,
we're just going to build stuff.
- [DJ] Let's do it.
- We're intoxicated.
That's done.
But we have to build this beautiful shark.
- It's a three-in-one,
but we're going to build one
'cause we're kinda too messed up for that.
- I was 'bout to say.
I'm gonna need help opening this box.
- Whoever builds the most of it wins.
- That's it.
- All right, let's do it. - Let's go.
I have nails, I have fake nails.
- I got you.
I got-- - And these hurt.
I'm not gonna-- - Coming with a homey assist.
- I already broke a nail, guys.
Perfect!
Thank you so much.
Okay.
- [Woman] Three.
Two.
One.
Go.
- Oh, well, that's all out the window.
- Okay, already confused, but rolling with it.
Okay, I have nails.
I feel like I should get a pass.
So I have the little circular,
and then it wants a flat-top,
but bitch, I don't see her!
Where is she?
- Where you at?
- Where are you?
(plastic crunching)
- You just gotta find this one.
It's in the second big bag.
- I've put the second
big bag out. - It's in here.
See this is the one with the little.
- Oh!
Get you a friend like DJ
who always got your back.
(plastic crunching)
- I don't know if I'm doing
this right. - Who care,
At this point in the game,
are we alive, DJ?
- Uh, I think,
I'm doing all right.
- First of all, I thought we were doing the big (beep),
not no little skinny (beep)
where you gotta like
make the collection
and then sell it in thirty years.
I didn't know we were doing all that.
- That's like every,
(beep) oh, I did it the wrong way!
No, I didn't, we're good.
- You're so good.
- No, I did do it the wrong way (beep).
- How do I put this in the thing?
- Putting it together.
- Putting it to-actual-gether.
I've found the piece after
immense sweating. - Look at this little boat.
- 'Cause it's very hot under these lights.
- Looks like a little boat thing,
little glider.
- Oh, (beep) yeah!
(beep) yeah! - Two and a half minutes!
Ah!
- Two and a half minutes?
- Oh man I really
wanted to build this. - Oh, I'm not gonna get far.
I'm not going to get far. - I am
not getting far.
- I literally just got the two things together.
Anxiety! - OK, I need one of these.
- Anxiety,
Anxiety Joyce.
Okay.
Screaming at the top of my lungs
'cause I'm so confused.
Okay, it took five, three minutes to get to step two,
and I am okay with myself.
- It's like a little fin.
Whee!
- Oh, he's 'bout to (beep) win.
That's it, there's nothing left.
- I don't even, this is like googly eyes.
- Where the hell do I find those?
- Where are these weird wings?
- Oh, they're in here.
- Okay, whatever.
I'm just going to make one.
- I don't really have a strategy.
I'm just kind of following the directions
as best as I can.
- Okay, I'm finally on step three.
Right now I'm looking for a square.
- Uh, I'm looking for a square too.
Whoo! - Nah, it says I need
a little circle actually.
Where's my circle?
- There's a lot of circle action in this.
Can I afford it, who knows? - Found you!
Oh, yeah, look!
Let's go.
It's a little fish. - I need oh, (beep)
(beep)
- Oh, wow, so this just,
first part is like a little fish,
and then you have to build the big one
to chase after it.
- I hate you. - That's kinda messed up.
- I hate you 'cause you're so ahead,
and I'm literally on step four.
- I'm on step two of the new one,
so I don't even know
what step that is. - Wow!
So you went to the next page you mudda snuck.
- Yeah, I went through eight steps, I guess.
- Wow!
Okay, well, I've already accepted defeat,
but I'm a still keep going because a bad (beep),
never gives up.
- Never gives up!
- Even if there's nothing left.
- There's always something left.
- There's always,
Get you friends that really promote you.
- No!
(alarm ringing)
Ah, man!
Whoo!
- Bonus?
- I gotta go fast!
- Yeah, you do.
- Okay, I'm on step four of this other one.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
- I'm usually just more syrupy
from my past break up.
We never really give a chance.
She just creates stuff on her own, you know?
- I miss this,
that's for sure. - I miss this.
Maybe the art (beep) side just needs,
a little bit of direction.
- Just needs some expression.
It is hot in here. - It is so hot like,
I feel like people don't know.
- Really, one minute already?
- One minute, whatever.
I failed, honey!
- Oh, I messed up.
I missed this whole step.
I just glazed right by that one.
- See that's what happens when we talk.
We always do this.
- Took way too long.
- Our conversations go from two minutes
to forty-five minutes under nothing.
- I'm not mad.
- Okay, me neither.
DJ, you know what?
No matter what happens,
I'm just so happy you're my friend.
- Same here.
We're all kinda just on autopilot.
- We're all on autopilot,
and maybe in life,
you just gotta be on.
You don't gotta be anything
but what you need to be.
And he's way ahead of me right now.
So I'm just going to stay here
in this 30 seconds and,
understand the true meaning of life
is happiness that we can find for ourselves
and the people we love.
- That's a very real moment.
(alarm ringing)
- No!
- I got to step six of almost to eight but,
at that point that boy was moving.
- I did the first little fishy,
which was like a little bonus build,
and then
I got to
step eight,
out of like sixty something,
so I guess I wasn't really that fast but...
- DJ won!
- I had to win one!
Yeah. - Um, definitely,
but, if I was drunk,
I wouldn't give myself five minutes.
I'd probably give myself
like an hour and a half.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. - I'd do it at whatever time
to see how fast I could do it.
- Yeah, just to do it. - For sure.
- This is definitely fun though.
- It was definitely fun.
I'd do it again for sure.
- I'd do it again for sure.
We gotta do it next time
we have a party at your place.
- For sure.
- Lit.
(relaxing symphony music)