-You -- you worked here.
Is there anything you learned from working here
that now that you're in charge, you're bringing to that project?
-Well, I learned a lot from you.
Like, every morning I walk into the writers' room,
and I reference a foreign film that no one has possibly seen.
-Uh-huh. Yeah. [ Laughter ]
Like, "Did you see 'The Dark Trombone'"?
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-"Everyone in Slovenia is talking about it."
-No, I think that's a thing people like.
-Mm. Yeah, no one ever -- no one ever watches them.
-I always assumed that after I left the room
you all talked about how exciting it was
that I told you about a film you didn't want to see.
-Yeah, that's what we said. [ Laughter ]
That's definitely what we said.
-Do you think you're a good boss so far?
-I mean, I'm really lucky because I have --
I don't have any Michelles on my staff.
[ Laughter ]
So all my writers are really nice.
-Yeah.
You would even write things on purpose
just because you wanted to hear me say them.
You didn't think they would work.
-Yes.
-You just thought they would delight you
because I would fail, and you enjoyed my failure.
-It's fun. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Is there anything -- is there anything that you're not good at
that they figured out that they want to make you do?
-Yeah, no, they figured out almost immediately
that I can't do accents.
-Yeah.
-And so they write into a lot of the jokes, me doing an accent,
and I can't do -- like, I can't do any accent.
I can barely do my voice. [ Laughter ]
-Well, your voice seems like it takes a lot of energy.
-It is! [ Laughter ]
It's so hard!
-The fact that -- I mean, the fact that you --
I mean, with the calories you burned in that 50-mile race,
how did you have anything left to speak for, like, days?
-Oh, it was easy, I'm telling you.
You wouldn't have been able to do it.
[ Laughter ]
-All right, let's try -- can we try some accents?
Just don't think of it. Clear your head.
Scottish.
-[ Foreign accent ] The little doggie...
[ Laughter ]
...went golfing.
-What? Little doggie what?
-The little doggie went golfing.
[ Laughter ]
-Australian.
-[ Australian accent ] Down under we have sharks.
[ Laughter ]
-Way better.
-[ Normal voice ] That wasn't too bad.
-No, that was better.
It's certainly better than "little doggie went golfing."
-I don't know why I feel like
I have to say something they would say.
-Yeah, right.
Well, every time you meet anyone,
they give you two details about their country.
Germany.
-[ German accent ] Das, no, ya, okay!
[ Laughter ]
-That was your best one.
That was by far your best one.
[ Laughter ]
You mentioned -- I heard you say that the nice thing
about you having your own show
is you can now tell jokes that you wouldn't --
either your bosses on your old shows, "The Daily Show" or here,
wouldn't be able to say or wouldn't let you say.
What are some of the subjects you're tackling that you can --
you have the freedom to do now?
-[ Normal voice ] Yeah, I got a lot of fun stuff
that you wouldn't let me do.
-What kind of stuff?
[ Laughter ]
-Wait until they laugh at this one.
You know what's great about a joke -- when you set it up.
[ Laughter ]
I'll tell jokes like, well, like, when Hillary --
it's like, I really wanted to have the first female president.
It'd be great to have Hillary be the president,
because then you could show that women can do anything
as long as their husband did it first.
[ Laughter ]
And I would have loved to have Bill Clinton
as the First Gentleman
because the spouse of the President
is the one who sometimes give tours of the White House,
and I would have loved to see Bill be like,
"These are our drapes.
They're covered in my semen."
[ Laughter ]
"Everything in this office is covered in my semen."
[ Laughter ]
"Don't turn on a black light."
-I think that's an excellent advertisement
for "The Break with Michelle Wolf" on Netflix.
I'm so happy for you.
I can't wait to see your new show,
and it's just always so wonderful to have you here.
-Hey, thanks. You said "here" wrong.
[ Laughter ]
It's so wonderful to have you "herr."
Did you turn into 50 Cent at the end of that?
[ Laughter ]
-It's so -- it's so great to have you "her."
-I'm sorry, that's Nelly!
-What? -Nelly. Sorry.
-Let's look --
-Don't end the segment, Seth!
-Yeah, that's right.
When I end the segment, you have to go back to work.
Give it up for Michelle Wolf, everybody.