- Orange! Orange! Orange! Orange!
- I can't believe he's actually gonna skateboard
down a staircase just because you dared him to.
- Oh, no no no, I didn't just dare him, Pear.
I triple dog dared him.
- Yeah, when you get triple dog dared,
there's only one thing to do: Just do it!
I'm trademarking that phrase, by the way.
- Um, I think someone might've beaten you to it.
- Ah! Just my luck.
- Alright, everyone, clear the area.
Don't try this at home.
- You are at home, dude.
- I can't hear you over all this radical, Pear.
Yeah! Geronimo! Ha ha ha!
- Whoa, he's looking good.
(crashing)
- Ahhhh!
- Ah! Weird place for a lamp.
- And look out for that Pu pu platter!
(crashing)
- Ahhhh!
- And look out for that Renaissance-era statue!
(crashing)
- Ahhhh!
- Orange, are you okay?
- Uh, don't worry guys, this arm lodged into
my eyeball broke my fall. (laughter)
- My statue! It's ruined!
- I apologize for my friend, don't worry,
we'll pay for the damage.
- How much was that statue worth?
- Five million dollars.
- Okay. Would you take 35 cents and a Souperkuts coupon?
- Aw man, I'm gonna smell like Pu pu
for the rest of the day. (laughter)
No offense.
- Uh, that really hurts my feelings, you know.
- Orange, you have a little something on your face.
- Here? Over here? (laughter)
- Orange, can you focus up?
This weird artists dude is really angry about his statue.
- I'm not some weird artists dude.
I'm world famous artist Michaelangel-Dough.
And I'm not just angry.
I've never seen something so beautiful and incredible
in all of my life.
- Huh?
- The angles, the colors, the statement it makes on
the current geopolitical climate in Papua New Guinea.
- What?
- Don't move an inch.
You, my friend, are a work of art.
(Orange laughing)
- Hear that, you guys? I'm a work of art.
(belches)
- I must sculpt you. Brilliant. Yes, more tongue.
Touch it all the way to your eyeball if you can.
(tongue squishes)
Brilliant!
- I heard the shouts of brilliance,
and I came as fast as I could.
- Wait a minute.
You're world famous artist Pablo Espresso.
- Indeed.
And all my famous artist friends are here with me.
Leonardo da Minced Meat, Candy Warhol, and Piggy Banksy.
- We were brooding over brunch together when
we heard the commotion.
- Hey! Hey! Look what I can do!
(fun sound)
- Oh my god!
- I've never seen anything so incredible in all my life.
- That's what I said.
- Okay, okay, are we looking at the same orange as them?
- We must paint him!
- I give you the statue of Orange.
- I call mine the Mona-nnoyance.
- Wow!
- Mine's called the same thing just a bunch of times
copied over and over again in different colors.
It's really original, mhm, yeah.
- Ooooh.
- This is it, gentlemen, we have painted our masterpieces!
- So, about that five million dollars...
- That is forgiven.
What your annoying friend has given me
is worth so much more.
(rock music)
- Woo hoo! This calls for a celebratory ollie!
(laughing)
- Noooooo.
(crashing)
- It's all ruined.
- I'm gonna have to move back in with me mum.
- It's all that orange's fault. Get him!
- Uh oh. I guess I really painted myself
into a corner this time.
(laughter)
- Wait. Are you gentlemen seeing what I'm seeing?
- The angles!
- The colors!
- The statement it makes on the current geopolitical
climate in Uganda!
- Seriously?
- Grab your easels, gentlemen,
the orange has outdone himself.
- Can you cross your eyes and touch your tongue to your
eye at the same time?
- I can try!
(tongue squishes)
- Man, I do not understand modern art.
(playful music)