Merry Christmas.
Oh my God!
I would feel comfortable if I had a real house made of this.
This is f**king strong!
Hot Toddy
My nickname in high school.
Off the bat, it is hot.
Yeah.
This is Theraflu.
This is delicious.
How do you make this?
Amateurs.
I poisoned myself.
I'm ready to move on.
The next thing is a fruitcake.
Stop it.
Fruitcake gets, like, a really bad rep.
But I love fruitcake.
Stop it.
Oh God, it's like a glorified muffin.
I shouldn't be touching it, and like handling it like a football.
But, this isn't the Cordon Bleu.
Okay... dip...
I don't understand why people don't like this.
This is so good.
The butt of the fruitcake is much softer.
I hate myself.
This is disgusting.
This is the first holiday treat that I find offense in.
Why is this shaped exactly like the can?
I'm gonna eat it, though.
It's not bad, though!
Like mushy applesauce organic gummy bears.
It's also not good at all.
Get this cranberry sauce out of my f**king face!
I'm ready to move on.
Eggnog.
You can spike anything, if you believe.
I've never had eggnog before.
One of the things that scared me away from eggnog is I don't like the word "nog."
I'm also still on the fence of how I feel about the word "egg."
When you say it—
Say it like over and over.
Egg.
egg.
It sounds awful.
But I do love Reddiwip, so.
Oh my God!
I just did the cinnamon challenge up my nose!
What is this?
It's just awful!
Old milk with eggs.
I think I have asthma now.
I just don't know if the whipped cream is a barrier between me and a positive experience
or not.
I hate this!
This is really disgusting.
I can't even.
Not even for theatrics.
Okay.
The classic gingerbread house.
I love gingerbread.
I'm always confused at how to start it.
I feel like you kind of have to crack it open.
But to be the first, like
blunt trauma is like always kinda scary, because somebody worked hard on this.
I do have an idea of how to break it.
Merry Christmas.
Oh my God!
I would feel comfortable if I had a real house made of this.
This is f**king strong!
I thought this was going to smash everywhere.
I'm gonna go hard.
Oh my God.
Wait.
There's like no middle ground.
It's like just a crumb
or everything.
Oh my God this used to be a basement.
I like gingerbread.
It's one of those things where it like makes you feel like it's that time of year.
Time of year to drink.
There's nothing more holiday-themed than the candy cane.
Let's f**king do it.
So, I feel like people have different methods to open these.
I wanna show you mine.
Pull up
and break, and snap like that.
And then the condom comes right off.
Alright.
Candy cane—peppermint is like one of those great things.
You can't go wrong with this.
I love this.
How do you make peppermint better?
Put it in chocolate.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't like so much chocolate.
This is my favorite thing about Christmas.
Hold please.
I'm going to tell you about
a very classic Christmas tale.
Going to your aunt's house,
you're running ten minutes late to her Christmas party, so you have to stop at CVS.
And this is what you buy.
Merry Christmas, Aunt Gail!
We got you popcorn again.
I actually love getting these
because they're my three
favorite flavors of popcorn.
Caramel.
Butter.
And sh*t.
No, I don't know.
I don't know what flavor that one is.
Christmas is stressful.
Alright everyone,
I hope you enjoyed this holiday feast as much as I did.
Make sure that you subscribe to Cosmo's YouTube channel,
and write in the comments which holiday food you like the most.
I also got distracted.
I almost cut myself on this knife.
I eat raisins for pleasure.