(driving rock music)
- [Ollie] (sighing) I hate camping.
- [Dad] I think camp's gonna toughen you up.
If it doesn't toughen you up,
and you get eaten by a bear,
you're gonna save me and your mother a lot of money.
- [Ollie] Dad!
- [Dad] You're gonna have a good time!
- No I won't. - You will!
It's camp, everyone has fun at camp!
- [Ollie] Except for me.
- [Dad] You got your one friend here.
What's her nuts?
- [Ollie] Sandy.
- Yeah Sandy, come on.
Hey a little character.
Hey!
- [Ollie] Whatever.
- Hey what, no kiss goodbye?
- Dad!
Don't embarrass me!
- Hey, I always miss you!
(truck idling)
(door closing)
- [Announcer] Good morning, campers!
(gentle thumping) Welcome!
Now that your parents are gone, you're all mine! (laughing)
- [Ollie] Watch it!
(children laughing) (footsteps receding)
- [Announcer] Anyway, we're gonna have lots of fun!
Or at least I'm gonna have fun.
Watching you clean the cabins (music drowns out sound)
(sighing)
(ominous music)
(loud impact) - Ollie Ollie oxen free!
- (squeaking) Oh my gosh!
What's that even mean?
- I don't know.
Ollie dolly, it's you! (giggling)
Olivia.
- Well this queen has to go pee.
Hold my stuff?
- Sure.
Don't fall in the biffy!
- Ew!
- Beware of Bad Billy,
the biffy ghost.
- [Ollie] (laughing) I'm so sure.
(footsteps receding)
- Stupid Sandy.
I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
(birds chirping)
(footsteps approaching)
(muffled impact)
(footsteps approaching)
- [Ghostly Whisper] Ollie Ollie oxen free.
- Stop clowning Sandy.
So not funny.
(crow cawing)
(door creaking)
Creepy.
(door closing)
(whispering voice)
Stop it!
(leaves rustling)
(screaming)
Holy hollering shit-balls, you scared me.
Pardon my French.
Are you okay?
(whispering voices)
You have a name?
(loud impact)
No!
(creature chirping)
(crow cawing) (wings flapping)
(sighing)
(leaves crunching)
(liquid gurgling)
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
No!
(mumbling) help!
Someone please help!
(flesh tearing)
(body thudding on ground)
(growling)
(liquids oozing)
(earth exploding)
What the hell.
Hello?
(dramatic impact)
- Ollie!
Are you okay?
(children talking faintly)
(melancholy piano music)
It's gonna be okay.
(melancholy piano music)
- Ollie Ollie oxen free.
(whispering)
- [Announcer] Welcome to camp.
(ambient sound effects)