- Hello Joyce.
- Hello Maya.
- Look at what you have on your head.
- A veil, look at what you have on your head.
- You have something on your hand too?
- Oh, yeah you didn't-
- I have something-
- What?!
- Are you getting married?
- I'm getting married!
- Are you getting married?
- I'm getting married.
We're getting married to some special people.
- Oh my god.
- You are the love of my life and my very best friend.
The moment I met you at that party jiggling your booty,
I knew that was the booty for me.
You're a hottie. A baddie with a lot of body.
Marry me, girl.
- Yes.
- Maya, mi viva, mi corazón, mi alma.
- Stop right now.
- Mi concha.
- Stop, for real. Stop right now.
- It's always been you. And it's always going to be you.
- You're So, stupid.
You're so dumb.
- [Maya] Will you marry me? I got this off of Amazon.
- Yes. Yes. A million times, yes.
- Yay, I'm getting married.
(Wedding March plays)
- [Maya] Guys we're not really getting married.
- No.
- Not that um, we're single.
- Yeah.
(laughs)
- Super Single.
- Us single girls are going to be trying on
Amazon wedding dresses that were purchased
for under $300.
- Yes.
- So each individual dress is under $300.
I know that weddings are super, super expensive,
especially when it comes to the dress.
I don't get the concept of buying like
a thousand dollar dress and up.
So like, I feel like if these Amazon wedding dresses
are good enough, and they were like
$100 or $200,
- Yeah.
- Just do it.
I mean we're both curvy girls,
okay, and shopping online for me, is like, gives me anxiety.
- Yeah.
- And you like, you always get that,
'Is it gonna fit me? Is it not going to fit me?'
Uh, this is just an excuse to have a fashion show!
- Yes!!!
- Fashion show! Fashion show!
- Wedding fashion fashion show!
Let's get married!
(hums the Wedding March)
- It shift down my dress.
We didn't have a real bouquet, so.
- This is it.
- This is dress number 1.
- [Maya] So yours is $80.
- Mmmmm.
- [Maya] Your dress is $80.
- [Joyce] Whoa.
And you gave me your Amazon sizes,
- [Joyce] Yes.
- [Maya] And...
- It does not fit.
I mean, this thing was Amazon.
They usually don't fit.
- It's like a hit or miss.
- Yeah.
- With Amazon, like especially if you're plus size.
So what do you think about this dress?
- [Joyce] I think it's nice. I think it's a cute fit.
I think it's very classic dress.
I would want to go for more of a simple vibe.
But I think this would actually be great wedding dress
for someone who could fully wear it.
This is really great for $80.
- So this dress is $99.
- [Maya] And I think it's like pretty good quality.
It has some like lace detail here.
I like the shape. It's a modest-ish dress.
- [Joyce] Yeah.
- [Maya] I think I would definitely like wear
this type of dress because it has like the sleeves
and you can see little bit of the cleave, cleave.
- Yeah.
- And it's also like you can your shape.
I mean, I like it.
- I think these dresses were great choices.
- What do you look for in a dress?
When you're find- a typical dress.
- Fit, comfortableness, and...not too heavy.
- I would like them to be like lighter up here,
so it can be like (sucks in),
and heavier down here so I can, you know.
I really like-
- Yeah
- This poofy,
- Yeah
- This poofy element.
I really like being like,
"Move out of my way! It's my wedding."
So uh, what do you give this one out of 10?
- Nine for design, like six for fit.
- I give this one like an eight for design.
Okay, so now we're going to try on the last round of dresses
and I think these ones are gonna be like
- Yeah.
(clicks tongue)
- They're gonna be snatched.
- (singing) There's only you in my life.
That was my parent's wedding song.
- Awwww.
- My parent's was Lady in Red.
- [Both] (singing) Lady in red.
- So your dress is $125.
And this one was $89.
- Oh wow.
- I know!
- [Joyce] Honestly, I just love this silhouette on you.
I love how this is like a dress where it's just so you.
It's like simple. Very feminine. Very soft.
Very like, Maya.
- This one is very you.
- [Joyce] Mhmmm.
- [Maya] There's so many different types of Joyce.
- [Joyce] Yeah.
- [Maya] I wanted to go for like the elegant Joyce
that always comes out.
And this one I was like, I just wanted to play dress-
Okay, I wanted to play dress up with both of us.
- You look beautiful!
I love this dress on you.
- I love this dress on you.
- I love this dress.
- I love how it gives you like,
a little like tulle here.
- Yeah, and it's like really comfy.
And I love the way, of course I love the silhouette on you.
- I'm just so happy to be here for your wedding day.
- I'm so happy to be here for your wedding day.
- Stop, stop right now.
- You're so beautiful.
- Stop it, you're so beautiful.
The thing is also, they don't give your instructions
on how to put these extra loops in.
- Yeah.
- But, I have been working out, so my back looks,
(tongue clicks)
- Amazing. Muscly. Hot.
Fat girl shit.
- My boobs are too small for this dress.
- Same.
- And they're like, there's a lot of gappage here.
And right here, but like, you can get these dresses altered.
- Yeah, very quickly too.
- I love the cut of this dress.
I love um that it gives you a little cinch in the waist.
I love that it has a little like peek-a-boo,
see through, thing here.
I would legit wear this.
- Get married in this?
- I think I would.
- Wow!!
- I mean, well maybe I would probably change this,
but I love the top.
- [Joyce] Yeah. Wow. Wow.
Introducing Mrs. Maya.
- What would you give this dress?
- I would give this one,
I'd give this a solid nine out of ten.
For both style and design.
- This one I would say nine out of ten also.
These veils were also very affordable.
And the rings were like
$10.
So I feel like you can just freaking
purchase all of your wedding on Amazon.
Joyce.
- Maya.
- From the moment I saw you on that shuttle,
- Wow.
- The first day of work, I said 'Hi' to you.
- You did.
- I don't remember what exactly I said.
- You talked things that we can't talk about here.
- Thank you guys so much for watching.
- Yes.
- Either way, I think you look hot, so.
- And I'm keeping the fake ring.
- We're keeping the ring.
- Thank you so much Joyce for coming
onto my show titled...
Am, We're Wed,
We're Married.
Until next time, stay tuned.
- And stay married.
(upbeat orchestra music)
- [Narrator] Pero Like.