Maps I find stupid.
"San Francisco, but each dot is a location
where faeces was reported over the past eight years."
Why San Francisco? Why?
Why is there so much faeces? In eight years as well! No...
"Australia versus Pluto." That's not actually that stupid.
It's quite interesting, isn't it, to see the scale?
It's at a scale where you could potentially walk
around it if you had enough time,
and also, it wasn't millions of miles away.
Oh, it's my response that was stupid that time,
rather than the map, cool.
" Public Saunas in Finland" That is a lot of Public Saunas.
"It is estimated that we have more than 3 million saunas
here in Finland, both public and private homes,
which is more than the number of cars in the country."
That's actually mad y'know, and if this random lady
on Twitter said it, it must be true.
"A map of Europe with the naughty bits censored."
Awh... as if I live in the naughty bits.
That's so sad for me.
"More people live inside the red circle than outside of the red circle."
They're not wrong at all. Oh, my God.
"A braille map covered with perspex so you can't touch it."
You are kidding.
So, it's a braille map, obviously, you need to be able to feel the bumps
to understand it if you're blind.
But they've put a sheet of plastic over the top of it to protect the map.
Oh, my God, no!
All right, are we going to find a map stupider than that?
Let's see.
"A new map of England and France, created by Jim James Gillray in 1793."
James, why is the UK excreting?
What is that, like bugs or bees or something?
It was meant to depict a French invasion.
I don't like it. I really don't like it.
The worst part is the county I'm from is his stupid, ugly face.
Although I suppose it's barely beating his butt cheeks
down in Suffolk, though, to be fair.
"Half of New Zealand lives here." Then it's just a map of Australia.
I don't get that one. I don't understand.
What do they mean?
It's a joke about lots of New Zealanders moving to Australia.
Apparently the accurate number is 13% of New Zealanders now live in Australia.
I mean, it makes sense.
It's not too far away and there's more job opportunities.
"The UK's oddest place names." Yeah, there's a lot of weird names.
We've got Wetwang. We got Giggleswick.
We got Blubberhouses, Dull, Lost, Brokenwind, Fattiehead, Fattiehead?
Stranagalwilly, We've also got Pity Me, which fun fact,
They've got a nice reasonably, priced garden centre there.
and me and me parents often have been many at that time.
"Map of Chad."
They've turned the country of Chad into a head of a funny little man.
That's a lot of fun. Thank you for that.
"Railway map of Antarctica."
Okay. The blue lines are the railway lines and the red triangles
are the train stations, and there's nothing
cause Antarctica has neither.
"Heatmap of Brazil versus South Korea." Oh, no...
Egypt is smaller than the United States, Russia and China combined.
Yes, it is, that is true. "Iowa has 99 counties.
It could have been an even 100 if not for this monstrosity."
Whoa, look at those borderlines. So Kossuth, takes up two spaces.
Kossuth! What ya doing, man?
Why would you do that? These borderlines are mental, though.
If some big white man just stood with a ruler going like this. What on earth?
"The United States and Canada are at the same latitudes as Europe."
Whoa, hold on, hold on.
We've accidentally let an amazing map slip into this video.
Get out of there.
"The most lewd sounding names in each state."
Oh, my God. These are some incredible names.
I mean, I can't read most of them out.
I might be to say Weiner, though and Dickshooter,
and Dry Prong.
"The most popular word in each state."
And i-it's the word, 'the' in every single state.
"You can sail in a straight line from England to France."
But of course, we don't just skip over the Channel.
We go to French Guiana.
"How many Switzerlands fit in Brazil?"
Loads.
"All Romes leads to Roads" What's going on?
Woah. Is that where the Bahamas is?
I did not realise it was so close to Florida.
How have I only just learned that?
"Map of Tesla charging stations in 1437." So stupid.
"Have you ever noticed that Ireland is just one sea away from Iceland?"
But no, that's not right, actually, because you have to get rid
of the R as well, you know?
Oh, my God, it's a world map made out
of what I assume are chicken nuggets.
I mean, it's quite impressive.
There's a few flaws here and there, but I'm happy to accept it.
Right, I've looked at this one before, "how to find Kentucky on a map,"
but I'm not gonna lie, because of this fella,
I always know how to locate Kentucky on a map.
It really helps us out.
Argentina Turner.
Right.
Y-Yep, okay.
"Can you walk to Australia from your country?"
No. Yes.
I mean, to be fair, is it walking to Australia
if you're already in Australia?
I'm not sure I allow that one.
"More people live in the green area than the blue area"
Yep.
"The most hated thanksgiving food in each US state."
Whoa, everyone, please, stop being mean to cranberry sauce!
I only discovered cranberry sauce on Sunday dinner
within the last five years or something.
But it is a fantastic addition. I don't eat turkey, so that's fair enough.
Green bean casserole. Yeah, I'm happy with that.
Pumpkin pie? Yeah, that can be on here.
Sweet potatoes. I like sweet potatoes.
And stuffing is delicious, but the cranberry sauce
is the real outrage.
Hey, is that Kentucky?
"Ice cream, ass cream."
"World map in Nando's sauces. Inaccuracies due to condimental shift."
Condimental! You did good.
You kind of screwed up on the Americas. I'm not going to lie.
Like, make a bit of an effort, you know what I mean?
"Chile rolls up for convenience." Just makes me think of pizza.
And now I want pizza. Anyone else?
"Average pizza size in Italy."
Hey, I don't think that's a terrible map at all.
I think that's rather interesting. On average, they're much larger
in the North of the country and that's interesting.
That's not terrible at all.
"A road trip through all the Springfields in the US."
Why are there so many Springfields?
How common is it for places to have the same name?
I don't think it's that much of a thing in the UK,
but maybe I'm totally wrong on that.
Whereas in the US, look at how many Springfields there are
"Chart to help determine the risk of a bear attack."
On Earth, there's a pretty high risk of being attacked by a bear,
but in these areas of the solar system, there isn't really much of a risk.
O-Okay...
"What happens when you replace every French-speaking country
with a picture of Kim Kardashian crying?"
How am I meant to respond to these maps, by the way?
"United States average jean colour per state."
Do y'know what? I would love to know if this is accurate
because surely someone's just made this data up.
If not, that's a lot of data to collect.
"South American but South America is Brazil and Brazil is South America."
Brazil has been replaced with the continent South America.
Okay, very good. Very, very good, that's nice that.
"Map showing origin of Miss Universe winners 1952-2016."
I always think that's outrageous that they have a Miss Universe
that is only Earth based.
That is definitely unfair and it needs shutting down immediately.
"World Map warped by those who speak Indonesian."
Indonesia has just been made massive and everyone else has shrivelled down.
Australia is home to cat dogs. So, this side looks like a dog's head.
Yeah, fair, and this side looks like a cat's head, does it?
I can see the dog head. I'm not sure about the cat head.
This is Bigfoot sightings in the US and this is fur suit owners in the US,
and they correlate.
"South Africa is farther North, South, East and West than Lesotho."
Yep because Lesotho is in the middle.
Yep, okay,
Tingham. Oh, okay.
So that's Nottingham and the rest is Tingham.
Not Tingham, Tingham.
Is that where Nottingham is?
God I didn't realise how far down in the country I am.
"Does their state flag have toes?"
Okay, yes is green.
So, Florida, where's the toes in the Florida flag?
Oh, they're right there. Look at their little toes!
Then yellow is yes, but their animal's toes.
For example, California, they've got the bear,
and he's got his little bear paw toes.
Then a bunch of red.
There's a surprising number of toes visible in US flags.
Who thought to put this up together?
I think the toes map might be my favourite of the video,
so let's end off there.
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