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THERE IS SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS.
AS YOU KNOW, THE PRESSURE ON PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS REACHED AN
ALL-TIME HIGH FOLLOWING A WHISTLE-BLOWER COMPLAINT THAT
ACCUSED HIM OF USING HIS OFFICE FOR PERSONAL GAIN.
THIS MORNING THE ENTIRE WHISTLE-BLOWER COMPLAINT WAS
RELEASED TO CONGRESS.
IT ALLEGES THAT TRUMP PRESSURED A FOREIGN COUNTRY TO INTERFERE
IN THE UPCOMING ELECTION WHICH IF FOUND TO BE TRUE, I MEAN COME
ON, IT'S TRUE.
(LAUGHTER) THIS WHISTLE-BLOWER'S COMPLAINT
FEELS LIKE IT'S TRUE.
ALSO, IS COMPLAINT REALLY THE RIGHT WORD TO DESCRIBE THE
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES POTENTIALLY VIOLATING HIS OATH
OF OFFICE?
LIKE A COMPLAINT IS WHEN YOU GO EXCUSE ME, I THINK THIS SALMON
IS UNDERDN.
THAT SAY COMPLAINT.
NOW I KNOW THAT IT IS A HUGE POLITICAL STORY, IT IS.
BUT I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT THE WHISTLE-BLOWER'S
COMPLAINT SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE THE LATEST PICK FROM OPRAH'S
BOOK CLUB, DOESN'T IT?
(LAUGHTER) >> IT IS A GREAT READ.
>> James: I COULD BARELY PUT IT DOWN.
NOW PERHAPS THE BIGGEST BOMBSHELL TO COME T OF THE
WHISTLE-BLOWER'S COMPLAINT IS THE FACT THAT WHITE HOUSE
LAWYERS WERE SO CONCERNED ABOUT TRUMP'S PHONE CALL WITH THE
UKRAINE, THAT THEY HID THE TRANSCRYPT IN A TOP SECRET
COMPUTER SYSTEM.
THEY HID TRUMP'S EMBARRASSING COMMUNICATIONS, WHICH IS WEIRD
BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT WE COULD ALL SEE HIS TWEETS, RIGHT?
(LAUGHTER) NOT ONLY DID TRUMP POTENTIALLY
COMMIT AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE, HIS TEAM THEN TRIED TO COVER UP
IT.
AND THIS IS A BIG DEAL BUS THAT HAS ONLY HAPPENED ABOUT A
THOUSAND TIMES DURING THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY.
(LAUGHTER) ABOUT ALL THIS NEW INFORMATION
SEVERAL DEMOCRATS ARE PUSHING FOR AN IMPEACHMENT VOTE IN THE
HOUSE AS SOON ASCTOBER.
SO ANYTHING THE HOUSE DOES WILL ALMOST DEFINITELY BE VOTED DOWN
BY THE SENATE.
SO THIS IS ALL JUST A BIT OF FUN, REALLY.
(LAUGHTER) NOW AGAIN THIS ALL STARTED WITH
A SINGLE WHISTLE-BLOWER.
AND AT THAT POINT NOBODY KNOWS THIS PERSON'S IDENTITY.
ALTHOUGH THERE'S SPECULATION THAT HE OR SHE IS PART OF THE
INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY.
SO AT THE VERY LEAST SINCE IT INVOLVES INTELLIGENCE WE CAN
RULE OUT ALL OF TRUMP'S KIDS.
(LAUGHTER) >> NOW THE WHISTLE-BLOWER
REMAINS ANONYMOUS.
OR AS TRUMP WOULD SAY.
>> ANAMUS-- ANOMONUS.
>> James: THERE IS CURRENTLY A STRONG PUSH TO HAVE THE
WHISTLE-BLOWER TESTIFY IN FRONT OF CONGRESS.
NOW I UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS IMPORTANT TO PROTECT THEIR
IDENTITY, BUT THIS SEEMS A LITTLE EXCESSIVE, DOESN'T IT?
(LAUGHTER) MOVING ON, IN SCIENCE NEWS A
STUDY HAS JUST COME OUT SHOWING THAT FOR MOST PEOPLE A
GLUTENFREE DIET HAS ZERO HEALTH BENEFITS.
YEAH.
OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE WITH THE CITIZENS OF LOS ANGELES
IN THIS DIFFICULT TIME.
(LAUGHTER) I DON'T KNOW IF THIS STUDY IS
GOING TO CHANGE ANYTHING.
LOOK, BEING GLUTENFREE ISN'T ABOUT BEING HEALTHY, IT IS ABOUT
BEING BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE.
(LAUGHTER) ACCORDING TO THE STUDY, AND THIS
IS TRUE T COSTS THREE TIMES AS MUCH TO AVOID EATING GLUTEN.
YEAH, THAT IS ALOT OF BREAD FOR NOT A LOT OF BREAD.
(LAUGHTER) AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO TELL
BUT THIS.
A WOMAN IN LOUISIANA WAS AT A TRUCK STOP PETTING ZOO RECENTLY,
THAT'S NOT THE FUNNY PART.
A TRUCK STOP PETTING GLOOVMENT THE WOMAN THEN TRESPASSED INTO
THE ENCLOSURE OF A CAMEL.
THAT IS STILL NOT THE FUNNY PART.
BUT WAS CAUGHT BY SURPRISE WHEN THE CAMEL SAT ON HER, THAT'S
STILL NOT THE FUNNIEST PART.
(LAUGHTER) SO SHE WAS TRAPPED AND SHE
COULDN'T GET AWAY, SO SHE DID THE ONLY THING SHE COULD TO
ESCAPE, SHE PIT THE CAMEL'S TESTICLES.
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A JOKE HERE, I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW WHAT
WORKS IN CASE YOU GET STUCK IN THE SAME SITUATION.
SHE BIT THE DES TICKLES OF A TRUCK STOP CAMEL NSM HER
DEFENSE, THAT IS PROBABLY THE HEALTHIEST THING YOU CAN EAT AT
A TRUCK STOP.
AND ON THE PLUS SIDE, DEFINITELY GLUTENFREE.