- Oh my god! - And he's licking her.
He's licking her. - This shouldn't be legal!
You're so soft!
♪ (upbeat brass music) ♪ - I'm gonna cry.
He's really cute!
- (FBE) Welcome all to the fourth FBE
Try Not To Touch Challenge. - (both) Ohhh! Okay.
- It explains some of this over here. - (FBE) Each and every dog
in this competition is a paws player.
- I don't know what-- oh, wait! I know what that is.
Oh, wow! - (FBE) First to the stage
is the incomparable Wonder Woofman! - I'm just gonna pet it.
I'm gonna pet it. I'm sorry. - (Danny) Diana!
What are you doing here? (buzzer)
- (FBE) So, what do you think? Can you avoid petting?
Awww! - Yeah, 'cause she's gone.
- She flew! - What a cutie.
(buzzer) - (FBE) Next to the stage,
we have the frightening Freddy Kruegrrr.
- (FBE) Uh-oh. - Can you see that?
No. Oh. - He's like. No, I don't want
that hat on. - Hold on.
- Don't look at me. Don't look at me.
Stop looking at me. - (both gasp)
- (FBE) Meet Chewbarka. - Oh my god! It is! (laughs)
(gasps) Hi! - It's weird having fur on the fur.
That's really strange. - (FBE) The Little Furmaid.
- Oh my gosh! - Let me see your face.
- She just wants to be where the people are.
- She's like, "No, where's my person?"
(buzzer) - (FBE) Meet Fuzz Lightyear.
- (Jordan) Hi! Oh my gosh! You are so big. I have--
(squeals) (buzzer)
- (FBE) The Bark Knight, Dogtham city's finest.
- You're so cute! (laughs) Oh my god!
You're so cute! - She lost.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ (dog barks)
- (FBE) We're gonna be doing a Try Not To Touch Challenge today.
- Ooh. - Boop.
- (FBE) Oh, you lost. - Well, we're done. End of video.
- (FBE) If you choose to interact with them,
you have to take bite of whatever that animals eats.
- What? Ugh? - Dude, I'll eat anything!
This is a Try To Pet Animals video.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (Alyson) Sarah Jessica Porker here is a micro-mini pig, you guys.
They do not wanna be a supermodel. - You are massive. Hi!
- Oh, wow. - She's about 150 pounds.
- Oh my goodness! - Do you wanna feed her?
Yup, just like that. Perfect! Awesome!
She will slime your hand. So, if you don't wanna
be slimed by her-- - I wanna be slimed.
- Okay. - Is she gonna get jealous?
- I'll have to give her one too. - Really dry.
- This is Dobby.
- Dobby. - Dobby!
- He's our very own house elf here at Animal Tracks, yeah.
- Whoa, you are so soft! Hi, friend. - (Anahita) Oh, now I wanna pet him.
- Hello! - Aww, so soft. So precious.
Oh my gosh. - This punishment isn't bad at all.
- (FBE) I know. It's sweet. - Hell yeah.
- (FBE) Here you go. - These are 'cav-ees' or 'cay-vees'
or Patagonian maras. - Oh, this one's eager.
Oh, there you go. Ah, there you go!
- Right up here. Hi, friend. - They're so cute!
- Hey. Hi! Nice whiskers. I have some too.
- Greens? Okay. Thank you for eating good food.
- Mm. It's like a salad. - Yeah, these guys are red kangaroos.
Now, you can tell a big difference between the size between the females
and the males. And these guys can be
six feet tall and weight up to 180 pounds.
- Oh, so soft. - And it's like super heavy.
- Super heavy. Yeah. Very, very dense.
- So, it makes sense as to how they can balance on it.
- Yeah. - And do they know they have
terrible taste in food? - (Alyson laughs)
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - (dog barks)
- (FBE) In this episode, you'll be competing in our first
couples edition of YouTubers Try Not To Touch Challenge.
- We're like a good couple, so I don't know where we got this.
We finish each other's... - Mac and cheese!
- That's what I was gonna say. - (FBE) Okay, you can open your eyes.
- Oh! (laughs) - Ohhh!
- Hello! - (FBE) So, they can touch you,
but you can't touch them. - We already touched it.
I already touched him. (chuckles) - Ziggy and Sullivan!
I love your vest, and I love your pretty dress!
(buzzer)
- (FBE) You are now given the prize of getting to touch
Greta the Chinchilla. - Oh my god. Greta.
(whispers) Greta. - (FBE) You can give her a pet.
- (whispers) Oh my god. Hey, Greta. - (gasps)
Keith, it's the softest thing I've ever touched in my life.
- Do you wanna go to Olive Garden with me?
You gotta take in what you got. I got $15 to Olive Garden.
I got to touch some cute puppies. - It's like touching a little cloud.
- Look at it! - But I can't pet it.
- Nope. - Honestly, there's nothing
I'd rather touch ever again.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - (dog barks)
- (FBE) This is a Try Not To Touch Challenge.
- No! Noo! Wait! - (clapping) I bet I could do it.
- (FBE) Please welcome our special guest, Sharky,
a mini horse.
A miniature horse. - Oh my god! He's so cute!
- Oh my god. Hi! - I love you.
- Aw, stop. Aw, stop. Okay. Aw, you're so cute.
You're so cute! - Oh, he's licking her!
He's licking her! Lick me. What? (laughs)
- I almost got it, but when he put his head
in my lap... - Yeah, that was--
I saw it. I'm like, "Oh, pshht.
That's a wrap." - Are you kidding?
- She's fallen right into that one. - (in slow-mo) Oh my god! What?!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - (dog barks)
- (FBE) Today, we're gonna show you some real living animals,
and you'll have to guess what video game or game series
they're from and which character they inspired.
- Cool! That's awesome! I'm so excited.
- Are we leaving now? Okay, let's go.
- (FBE) Do you recognize this monkey from any video games?
- Oh, hello. Ah! Definitely Super Monkey Ball.
Maybe Diddy Kong. - (Mikaela) The only video game monkey
that comes to mind is Donkey Kong. (laughs)
- It totally reminds me of Diddy Kong. - Come on, May. Come on down.
Come on, my love. Good girl.
Why don't you sit right down on the table?
You get to feel her prehensile tail. So, they're tree dwellers, arboreal.
And so, that tail works like a fifth hand.
- She's gonna make sure you don't have any lice.
- That's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
- (FBE) Do you guys recognize these little guys?
- These are hedgehogs. - Sonic and the Black Knight.
- (Stacy) 5,000 quills. - (Brandon) Whoa!
- (Stacy) So, they're just modified hairs.
- Okay. - Does that look like Sonic?
- Yes. - A lot more. (laughs)
The little nose. - He's a ball.
He's just a little ball of happiness. - Ready? Watch this. Ready?
How about now? - Whoa!
- Oh! It's a ball. - Whoa! Okay, that's more like Sonic
when he rolls into a ball. - They're just fluffy armadillos.
- Gotta go fast! - (Alyson) So, this is Shy,
you guys, and she's a red fox. But she was bred this color
for the pet trade. In the wild, that wouldn't exist naturally.
I got your paws. I know. - (Shy yawns loudly)
- (Alyson) Yeah? Really? If you guys have ever seen
the videos of foxes playing in the snow and they jump straight up
and they land head first in the snow, they're actually hunting.
- This is a young man. His name is Raider.
- Hi, Raider. - And he's 70% wolf
and 30% German Shepherd. - Wow.
- He's so massive. - His eyes, he looks like
he's having so much fun.
- Whoa. - He is.
- I wish all of these animals could be pets.
They can't be. - I'm just glad to know
that they're being taken care of. That's the important part.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 'Cause we sure couldn't.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - (dog barks)
- (FBE) Y'all will be playing the Try Not To Touch Challenge.
- (gasps) - If you guys bring anything in alive,
I'm gonna-- - (laughs)
- That's where it's gonna get me.
- (gasps) - (FBE) Here is Cheesecake,
who is waiting for your pets and love. - Oh my god. (laughs)
- How did you capture a cloud?! (buzzer)
- I'm gonna get punished, but I'm petting a dog, so it's fine.
- Oh my god! This is no joke! - Hi!
Yeah, right? - This shouldn't be legal!
You're so soft! - Oh my god.
- (FBE) Next, we have the sweetest bunny
in the whole wide world. - This is also very tempting.
Hi, Bjorn. - I want to hug so bad.
- Do you know how well it would fit in your arms?
- Oh, it probably-- you've chosen me, haven't you?
- Ohhh, I can't take it! - He's like,
"Why aren't they touching me?" - (FBE) As a punishment,
here is a snake that you have to hold. - Oh my god. It has a head.
It has a head. - (handler) Keep him nice
and close to your body. He likes warmth.
- I'm overwhelmed by the amount of animals that I just touched.
- I regret this victory now. Come back! LET ME PET YOU!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - (dog barks)
- (FBE) You'll be playing the Try Not To Touch Challenge.
- I've never done that before. - What is that?
- I feel like you have much more impulse controls than I do, though,
so I'm gonna do it on accident. - Hands under the table. (chuckles)
- Nooo! - (FBE) This is my pet, Mia.
- He's so fluffy!
Hi, baby! (buzzer)
- (FBE) You cannot put a kitty and don't pet it.
- You literally can't. (buzzer)
- Mia's a big ball of love. - (FBE) Okay.
- (gasps) If they got-- - Ahhh!
- Oh my god. You actually brought a puppy.
You actually brought a puppy. - (softly) Hi.
Hi. Hi. Can I have a kiss? (buzzer)
- (FBE) So, the grand finale. We have Nelly, the baby goat.
- No! - (FBE) She's an actual
four-week old baby and is the cutest thing
I've ever seen. - She's slipping!
- You're a goat! Excuse me, are you a goat?
He licked you! - It's a-- you're-- ahh!
- Are you serious?! (buzzer)
- We've completely given up on the challenge.
We will pet any animal that comes through here.
- (FBE) So, you both lost. So, I will need you to prod each other
with an electric kinky shocker for each thing you touched.
- What?! - Ready?
- (Tom grunting repeatedly)
Ah! - (both laugh)
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - (dog barks)
- (FBE) We're going to bring out five courses of some deliciously
secret pup-friendly items from famous fast food restaurants.
- Mmm! - (FBE) And your pup has to try
not to each the dishes placed in front of them.
- Okay. - (FBE) However, if they do,
the human will be punished for each dish
their doggo eats. - No way! Sonny...
- He's gonna smell it.
- (FBE) Decadent. - Please don't.
- (FBE) Oh.
(buzzer) - Please, no.
- (FBE) Yeah.
- (laughs)
- Selena. (sighs)
- (laughs) He's trying.
- He licked it.
Oh! (laughs) (buzzer)
Oh my god! - There it is.
Chaz, you're gonna choke to death on television.
It's gonna be on YouTube. (laughs) Don't choke to death.
I know. Okay. - (FBE) So, for every food
that you ate, you'll have to eat a scoop of peanut butter
out of a Kong. - (laughs)
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - (dog barks)
- (FBE) In this episode, you are going to be competing
in our YouTubers Try Not To Touch Challenge.
- Oh, no! This is gonna be so bad. - It's a puppy!
- Oh my gosh. I can't do this! - June!
- June! - (both screech)
- Get away from me, June! - Oh my gosh! Hi!
Hi, sweetie! (buzzer)
- Oh!
- I have this thing with puppies. They just love me.
- (FBE) All right. Are you guys ready
for your prize? - (both) Yes!
- (FBE) What do you think it could be? - I don't know.
- I don't know! I'm really confused!
- I think I hear hooves? (chuckles) This sounds like a big thing.
- (FBE) All right. Ethan, you can open your eyes.
This is Isabella, the alpaca. - Oh my god. You're so soft.
- (FBE) She would like to say hello. - Oh!
- It's an alpaca. - (Isabella sneezes)
- (both) Ooh! - Hey!
Hi.
- (both) Awww. - Jesus! (laughs)
- Ahhh! This is chinchilla levels of worth it.
This is even better than chinchilla, 'cause how often do you get an alpaca?
- This is the best episode over. - This is the best episode.
- What if we all just close our eyes
and pretend that I didn't touch her,
but I get to hug her and-- - (FBE) Uh, no, we can't do
any of that. - You can't stop friendship.
You can't stop... me.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - (dog barks)
- (FBE) Today, you'll be competing in another Try Not To Touch Challenge.
- Oh, god! - (laughs)
- It's always cute [censored]. - Yeah.
- And it's cute [censored] that I can't touch.
- (FBE) All of these animals actually come from
the Best Friends Animal Society. - Let's go!
- This is Ruby. - Hi, baby!
- See, she's so cute! (laughs) - She's a lover.
- Ruby! - Hey, Ruby. Hi, Ruby!
- Yeah. - Oh my god. Can we both have her?
- Yeah. - Opal is a two-month old kitty.
- Oh my god. Dude.
- Oh, you are so soft! - Oh. Soft, I know.
- (whispers) She's so little. - So little
and so fluffy. (buzzer)
- Guys, there are so many animals out there in need.
Please, if you are able to at all to help out, they're amazing.
They deserve all the love in the world.
- Do it! They all need all of your love.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - (dog barks)
- (FBE) Well, thanks to the upcoming film Dolittle
starring Robert Downey Jr., we're challenging you
and your parent to try and not touch some of the same types
of animals that appear in the film. - So cool.
- That's gonna be hard. (chuckles) - I love animals.
- Hi! Are you a baby? - Sammy!
- (Sammy squawking) - (both laugh)
- I'm getting closer, and it's not looking good.
I'll tell you that. You're so beautiful!
They said I could-- you wanna do this, don't you?
- Oh my god. - Start with the softest part
right here. (buzzer)
- Isn't it so soft? (laughs)
- (FBE) All right, guys. You can go ahead and open your eyes!
- Oh my gosh. - (Hadley laughs)
- Look at him! - (gasps)
- Wow, you're big. - You wanna pet him?
- Yeah. - Okay!
(buzzer)
- Oh, it's amazing! - Is it soft?
(buzzer)
- (FBE) Are you guys ready to open your eyes?
- Yeah. - I think.
- (FBE) Three, two, one! - Oh my gosh!
- Hi! - Oh my gosh!
- Oh my god! - (gasps)
- Oh my gosh! - (gasps)
(buzzer)
- You can kind of pet his nose with your other hand.
- Oh, look at him! (buzzer)
- Please. I'm sorry. Ah!
- Oh, honey. It's okay. - Aww!
- Oh my god! Okay! I didn't even do this!
But I'm here now. - (FBE) Since you touched
two animals, Hadley, you're gonna get to pick
two ingredients for your mom to eat. - Oh, you better not.
- I'll choose something-- I'll choose some good things.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - (dog barks)
- Guys, thank you so much for checking out
that throwback episode. And we actually are bringing back
throwback episodes for a little bit for a good reason.
- That's right. Health and safety is by far our biggest concern here
at FBE, so right now, with the COVID-19 stuff happening,
we have everybody working from home, which means, unfortunately,
we have to shut down production for a few weeks at least.
So, I'm sure you guys are wondering, why don't we just skip a few days
and not put out as many videos? Well, we are a business,
and videos are our main source of revenue.
And for everybody to keep their jobs here,
we need to keep on putting out videos.
So, let us know which ones you wanna see,
and we'll get them out for you guys.
But in the meantime, thank you guys so much
for your support? - If there's anyone confused
in the comments about what's going on or what's happening, please feel free
to explain to them what it is we're doing here.
We really appreciate your support. And you know, we need community
more than ever. - Mm-hmm.
And we'll be in the comments too a ton,
probably even more now than ever, 'cause I'm just gonna be
in bed at home just, like, what else do we do?
I'm just gonna talk to you. - Of course, you can also
catch us on social media. We'll be on there all the time.
And we'll see you guys soon.