- Hey, be sure and subscribe to our channel,
and you too can be a Ninja Warrior.
- [Kim] Just like that.
(twangy music)
(laughter)
- Good morning, it is a weekend, but our whole family
is up a 7 am because we are going to train to become --
- Ninjas!
(Kim makes whooshing noises)
- Ninjas.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you
about learning to be a ninja?
- 14.
- [Penn] A 14?
- 1000!
Fidget spinner!
- [Penn] Do ninjas have fidget spinners?
- Yes.
- [Penn] I don't think they do.
- No, those things they like throw
look exactly like fidget spinners.
- [Penn] Okay, I don't think we're
going to be throwing anything.
(Penn yelping)
- [Penn] Ninja.
(laughing)
- [Kim] Penn Charles is nose picking,
a ninja activity.
(Kim laughs)
- [Penn] So how is this place ninja?
- [Lola] It feels like a ninja.
- [Penn] It does, it feels like a ninja?
- You'll get a chance to meet some ninjas
at Mike Cook's Ultimate Backyard Warrior.
Dev Krutney, Daniel Gil, Jessie Graff there.
And then we start, as we open up our space,
we start doing our own contests.
- It has always been my dream to be on that show,
although I am so ill physically prepared.
Like I could not do, like I can't do a pull-up.
- Well, you know what?
We've got a place for you to learn that stuff.
- Guys, off of it, off of it.
We have not signed waivers.
- [Penn] You're not a ninja
until you sign a liability waiver.
- Now it's time for ninja papers.
- [Penn] Ninja what?
- Papers!
- [Penn] Because ninjas do what?
(laughing)
- Let's go ahead and start with some jumping jacks, go.
- Is this easy?
- Yes!
- And four, and flat.
And roll the other way.
- [Penn] Oh, that looks --
- Yeah, you run up and reach,
climb yourself up.
- [Kim] That looks really easy.
- High fives all around.
- [Penn] You ready?
- Yup.
- Go!
- [Kim] Go, oh.
- [Penn] Yeah, oh, good, Lola.
- [Kim] Nice.
- You know, I'm just gonna --
- [Penn] Yeah, just climb right up, there you go.
- [Kim] Yeah.
- [Penn] Ninjas are safe and they're sensible.
- You okay, do you need help?
- [Penn] Ninjas are not helicopter mommies.
- [Kim] Okay, you got it Lola, monkey.
You got this.
- [Instructor] Reach up high, reach up high.
(onlookers yelling)
- [Kim] Nice!
- [Instructor] Pull up, until you find a reach.
- [Kim] Keep climbing, keep climbing, keep climbing.
You got it, you got it!
- [Man] Oh, you almost got it!
Use your feet, use your feet.
- [Instructor] There you go.
- [Kim] You got it, oh my gosh!
You got it!
(man yelling)
(Kim cheering)
So what was that like, Lola?
- It was fun.
- I'm feeling a little nervous, why am I nervous?
- I don't know, that's --
- I feel like this is my audition for the show
that I've been dreaming of being on.
(intense orchestral music)
- [Penn] Okay.
- [Penn Charles] The cheese collided.
- [Penn] This is the part I'm least excited about.
- [Penn Charles] Swings the banana with another hand.
- [Penn] Yup, good.
- [Penn Charles] Banana!
- [Penn] Grab those, put those --
- [Penn Charles] Use one hand --
- [Penn] Put those bananas in your hand.
Oh.
- [Instructor] Nice, keep using your feet,
keep using your --
- [Penn] Oh!
- [Instructor] Your feet on the side, keep using them.
Don't stop using, don't stop.
- [Penn] Come one, come on, oh.
What, yay, mommy!
(Kim cheers)
- [Kim] Nice, buddy.
- There you go, up.
- Let's get the banana.
- [Kim] Get the bananas, bananas!
- Nice, okay.
(Penn Charles whines)
- [Kim] Okay, it's okay, go!
Big steps, big steps, big, big, big, yay!
- Okay, okay, I'm lettin' go, lettin' go.
- [Penn Charles] No, don't let go!
(Kim laughing)
- [Kim] If we ever were in some sort of situation
where lives needed to be saved from dangling
off a mountain, call daddy.
- I feel like I'm almost a ninja.
I'm very small and compact, and no one knows where I am.
- [Kim] You could not be the more opposite of a ninja.
Go!
Nice, making it look easy, honey.
(Penn grunting)
(Kim laughing)
- There's a lot of sound effects, honey,
a lot of sound effects.
- What do you mean?
(Kim grunting)
(Penn grunting)
- [Kim] Okay, buddy, no pressure.
Whoa, ugh!
You got it, whoo!
Nice, nice!
Now come, one more, one more, you got it!
What?
Now you guys have to go back up there and get it yourself.
(Kim laughs)
- Oh, god.
- [Kim] Don't screw it up.
- [Penn Charles] That's a little high.
- [Instructor] There you go.
(Kim cheers)
(Penn cheering)
- [Penn Charles] Three minutes and 24 seconds.
- [Kim] Nice!
(Penn cheers)
- [Kim] Okay, honey, how did that feel?
- Hang on, my crotch is on fire right now.
(laughter)
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- [Kim] And yeah.