[Applause] actual letters from actual viewers here we go letter number one hey Dave what do
you think of that George W bush Harold Moss Newton Massachusetts we were just talking
about uh the uh Senator I'm sorry Governor from New York and everybody seems one president guy
but you know there's a all these rumors uh and it seems like when you talk to him about this
drug use thing he's being very very evasive about these rumors in his past uh but apparently uh the
strategy has changed a little bit with a campaign they're no longer evasive about his drug use you
see the actor take a look at this they've done a complete about face on the drug use thing watch
in the 1970s and 80s George W bush used cocaine a lot of cocaine in fact he used enough cocaine
to take down an African rhinoceros George W bush he loves cocaine okay George W bush
is that all right in a different direction can you do that I don't think so but yet I
mean he's the you know these guys aren't dumb they know what they're up to you
should know what they're doing yeah they're going to get votes with that I don't know
I'll tell you one thing it sure was a surprise to Daddy
you're starting a babysitting business can you give me any advice thanks Jamie French
Allentown Pennsylvania no this is funny this is kind of a coincidence because
last weekend I had to go out of uh town on a business trip and uh Beth Henderson
our own Biff Henderson was nice enough to babysit for my son Jimmy thank you
very much Biff I really appreciate that no problem dad did everything go Daddy
everything go all right well it went okay I seem
to recall Daddy [Music] okay Jimmy do you want me to read you a bedtime story
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you see what you dead people people ever tell you you're just as creepy as your dad
good kid
right there on the Joe DiMaggio Highway right there on the Joe DiMaggio Highway got a blue card
oh my somebody called 1010 WINS they're going to be traffic for years get yourself a t-shirt
uh letter number three Dear Dave how are babies made Chris Wilson Hudson Florida
it's a uh uh I'm glad because you know now the history channel is
running the history of sex you know what I'm saying so yeah so we should
I you know I could answer this question but I'm afraid there'd be a lot of snickering
so why don't we why don't we just watch a few minutes of the History Channels a
new miniseries the history of sex take it away sex the only method of human reproduction was
invented by Thomas Edison in 1913. building on the research of French physicists Marie
and Pierre Curie Edison secured a patent for sex in 1917. and by the end of world war one it was
the number one Leisure Time activity in America especially among Executives at the History Channel
they're very very good at it are you listening ladies foreign
[Music] what do you want it's the History Channel it's not supposed to be funny it's supposed to
be historic For Heaven's Sake yeah exactly sure letter number four we had four huh yes thank you
uh Dear Dave have you ever gotten into trouble for
something you said on the air uh Martin McDonough Donna McDonald
uh Brandon Vermont well uh you know not I wouldn't say no but people do get in trouble
for stuff they say in there have you seen that show the Regis Philbin how to be a billionaire
show have you seen this show it's a it's a very popular it's a huge hit for Regis and uh the
other night I'm watching it and and uh I don't know something I thought Regis got himself in
a little bit of trouble yeah here watch Regis Philbin getting himself in trouble take a look
here's the question who is the creepiest person on television today is it Andy Rooney Sally Jesse
Raphael Jerry Springer or late show announcer Alan Colton Colin Coulter is that your final answer yes
you're absolutely right it's Alan Colton You've Won 16 000. we're gone
it's our it's our announcer Alan Calder that's the Regis Philbin show yeah so you
wonder you know if you say stuff like that are you going to get yourself in
trouble I don't know but that's what it was the other night right there yeah on the year
excuse me dad
what what's the problem uh Ellen did Regis actually put that on National
Television did you what did you just get in did you see that it was right there
that's from the show and it was on on the ABC the network last night yeah yeah
I'll be right back oh no oh I hate this I just hate this
hey Alan laughs
[Music] oh hi Alan
excuse me can I help you I'll just be a minute
okay very good all right thanks a lot Michelle
hey the guy from The Lettermen show that's right [Music]
every week every week
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thank you