- Rodrigo, hi! - Julie!
- Oh, maybe we should just, why don't we take a seat?
- Okay. - Well, thank you
for meeting me. - What's going on?
Why are you being so weird right now?
- I just wanna start by saying how important you are to me
and how much I love what we have.
- (laughs) Okay. - And I don't want this
to change us.
Really, it's the government.
The government has been putting restrictions on people
for how many people can be in one space,
socially distanced. - Yeah, but that's fine.
I mean, we're cool, 'cause we're in the same bubble,
so- - Yeah, great.
So look, my roommate has this new friend.
He works at a brewery and he has
a really nice condo downtown. - And?
- I think we're gonna bubble with him.
- Okay, that's great.
I can't wait to meet him.
Okay, another person added to the bubble.
- This is fine, why- - No, see,
with my parents and my niece and nephew,
it adds up. - I don't understand.
- We can't be bubbled together anymore.
- What? - We can't bubble-
- I heard what you said.
I was just hoping you would say something else.
- I know, it's a lot to take in.
Just take your time.
- Who's this brewery guy? - Well,
(exhales) he's really cool.
(laughs) He's so funny.
He told this one joke, I died.
Steve, his name is Steve.
- Steve?
Fuck Steve. - Rodrigo.
- What does Steve have that I don't have?
- He's got a really nice board game collection.
- Jackbox isn't good enough for you?
- No, we can still play Jackbox over Zoom.
- Over Zoom, there's sound delays.
(sighs) I have a 500 square foot balcony.
500 square feet, that's perfect for friend hangs.
- I know, and I love that balcony.
You know I love that balcony, but it's getting colder.
- So what, a gas heater?
Is that what this is about, a gas heater?
I'll go get a gas heater.
I will drive to the nearest Canadian Tire right now
and buy the most
reasonably priced gas heater. - It's not about
the balcony, okay? (sighs)
Steve's building has a pool and hot tub,
and people are allowed to use it during COVID, okay?
- Wow, cool, unbelievable. - I'll still see you.
We'll see each other, just two meters apart.
We can do park hangs. - That's a lie.
You think I'm stupid?
It's gonna get much colder.
This is it, this is the end.
- We will hang out socially distanced, is all.
It just has to be six feet apart.
That's- - If I can't have you
under two meters, then I don't want you at all.
- I get it and I'm so sorry.
I didn't want it to be like this.
- Did you talk to Erica?
Did she say something?
'Cause she's the one who should be out of the bubble.
The amount of stuff she says about you?
Look, I have tons of stuff.
She talked so much shit about you.
- No, this isn't Erica, this is me,
and it's not you, it's me.
Can I at least hug you?
- I don't think we should.
- Okay, well, then I should go
because I don't think I can watch
you walk away, (sighs) okay.
Hey, Julie?
- Yeah?
- I'll go get a gas heater right now.
- It's over.
- Fuck Steve!
Fuck him!