- This is not getting released in anywhere, is it?
This is just like a funny little thing we're just doing,
right here, right? (both laugh)
Welcome back to Homemade Versus the Internet.
- Season Six Finale!
Do you remember when we used to watch trending recipe videos
and recreate what we saw?
- I do remember that.
- Well, we're doing it today.
- Are we?
- Pizza chicken parm.
- [Robin] Pizza flavored Pringles.
- [Ivy] Yeah.
- [Robin] Is that what's going on here?
- [Ivy] Yeah.
- [Robin] So we've got some breaded chicken.
(fast forwarded music)
- Okay, that looks easy enough,
but I'm being told that there's something under here
that is for the crux of the challenge.
- They never let us just take anything easily.
- No.
Oh no.
- Handcuffs?
Together?
(musical jingle)
(Ivy gasps)
- [Robin] All right, are you serious?
- God.
- You are 50 shades of red right now.
- 50 shades of somethin'.
(laughs) Oh God.
- I can't even believe how red you are right now.
(both laugh)
- Let's just get to cooking, please.
- Mhm.
Okay, so...
(Ivy laughs)
What the hell is going on here?
- We need some boiling water.
Okay, well while that is happening,
I'll open this.
- I guess those go in the Ziploc bag and we crush 'em up.
When's the last time you were handcuffed to somebody?
(laughs)
- Well, I gotta say never.
- Never?
- Who has the key to this?
- [Robin] These are like from the--
- We can definitely get out of this.
- Claw machine at Chuck E. Cheese.
Grab the flour.
Let's bake in this one.
It'll bake faster.
- [Ivy] Anything to get me out of these handcuffs
with you, Robin.
- I would say the number of 50 shades jokes per minute
that I'm having to suppress is probably the hardest
and most difficult thing about it.
There you go, that's a beautiful shade of red.
(both laughing)
- Where's the salt and pepper go?
- Hmm.
Once the pink handcuffs were revealed,
I kinda forgot everything that came before that.
This is gonna be one of those seminal moments in our life.
Before I was handcuffed
(Ivy laughs)
on the internet,
and after I was handcuffed on the internet. (laughs)
- [Ivy] This is the wet hand dry hand.
(accordion music)
- So this actually is kind of a rhythm process,
when you bread things you have your right hand going
and your left hand goes.
- Are you left brained or right brained?
- Which one is smarter?
(accordion music)
- I think this goes on the rack.
- Uh huh.
Do I need to move it closer?
- Yeah, sure.
Unless you wanna drag me along.
- Like I do always, Robin.
- I know, God.
I got a divorce for a reason.
(laughter from around the room)
What?
This one's getting us canceled, Ivy.
(both laugh)
Where did you guys get these?
Okay, first off tell me
this isn't like Grady's personal (beep) pair that like--
(laughter off camera)
He's like "Oh yeah, I found--"
- "I just got these out of my draw!" (laughs)
- "I found these somewhere, in my nightstand."
Where did they come from?
- [Man Off-Camera] Amazon.
- Okay. - I was about to say,
Adult World.
- The biggest challenge would be
if we actually had to wash these dishes.
(both laugh)
Actually, that would be the biggest challenge
of any of the episodes.
Now what the (beep) is happening?
(both laugh)
You guys shoulda gotten that on camera.
- All right.
We gotta hand wash.
- Hand wash?
- Like, wash hands.
- Oh yes, we do.
Oh. (dishes banging together)
Wow.
Oh my God.
This is ridiculous.
(Ivy laughs)
When we get let out of these,
Ivy's gonna sprint away from me.
(both laugh)
- Now what are we doing?
- I mean, honestly, all we have to do
is brown the chicken.
- [Man Off-Camera] So, people who are trying this at home,
what do you--
- Handcuffed to their significant other?
I mean, not that we're significant others but,
handcuffed to somebody.
Like if you wanted to do this at home with your kids.
Or your neighbors' kids.
Like whatever.
If you have a kid that lives within a five mile radius
of you that you've always wanted to hang out with
and do this, what would your recommendations be, Ivy?
- Maybe just don't.
(laughs)
- We're (stutters) okay so,
back to the recipe, Ivy.
- God.
- So, we've got our oil heating up, here.
- [Man Off Camera] Is that water boiling?
- Hey, can we cover it?
Let's get a pan.
Right there.
- Yep.
(groans) You could take a step this way.
(pans scraping together)
I think we're ready to go.
Don't you?
- Yeah.
Maybe not so much.
- Oh no, it's good.
I gotta say this, in all seriousness,
these smell really good
- They really do! - while they're sautéing,
don't they?
- Did everyone on the production crew know
that this was happening today?
Chickadee's like "Nah."
Lex?
Shelby, you knew.
- Shelby knew.
Shelby?
Beautiful.
- Left handed flip, too.
- Left handed flip.
- It's the least I can do, you cut the chicken.
- Yep.
- Oh, buddy.
Parm first?
Does it matter?
- Let's do a little melange. - Layered action?
Ooh.
- What?
Melange just means a mixture.
I can imagine that your parents are not gonna be proud
of you for this one.
- Yeah, nah.
- What was the oven supposed to be on, anyway?
- [Ivy] Let's jack it up.
- Yeah let's (laughs) let's go.
All the way up.
Oh my God, I almost dropped that.
- [Ivy] Well, we're goin' in.
- [Robin] It said 15 minutes,
we're gonna check it after five.
What about the-- - Let's check the water
- Check the water.
I guess we gotta cut some basil.
- We're boiling.
- Oh.
Let's get in here.
We salt the water?
- I don't think we have enough salt for that.
- Oh, there's salt right here. (laughs)
Salt Bae off the cuffs, son.
Here, no, let's do a double Salt Bae.
(both laugh)
Ow! (beep)
Ow, whoah.
(both laugh)
Yeah, moving in any sort of fluid way--
- Moving is hard.
- Actually is kinda hard, I'm not gonna lie to you.
- Okay, can we get rid of this?
- Yeah.
(tense music)
- Hey, remember that time when we were standing here,
and our hands awkwardly touched?
- Oh God, that was awful. - For like a nanosecond.
And as awful as we thought that was,
it turns out that wasn't so awful. (laughs)
- (laughs) It wasn't so awful.
- Wonder how long that pasta's supposed to cook for?
(tense music)
- 10 minutes.
Haha. "This royal herb can basil-cally
"be added to anything". (laughs)
- That is not a good pun, right there.
Well, let's look at the...
This.
- You haven't even put the pasta in!
Oh God!
I'm fine with eating an al dente noodle.
- Yeah, very al dente.
All right.
- Well.
- So, what are you gonna do when you get paroled?
- Hey, timer.
- Timer.
So probably five minutes more here.
- Only five more minutes we have to be cuffed.
- Five more minutes.
Well, it's probably gonna be
more time than that. - It's probably more like 10.
In video land.
- Yeah.
- It's like football minutes and video minutes.
I bet they really want us to do it together,
but we're not gonna give them that satisfaction.
- I know, but we're smarter than them.
We're smarter than they are.
I do have an itch in my ear, could you?
- I'm not scratching any of your itches.
Oh my gosh.
- I'm gonna go over here.
- And do what?
- No, I'm saying you stay there.
- Okay.
- This is,
we're gonna,
hey.
- All right, you go up onto the stove.
- Let's leave this here.
- [Ivy] Is this the safest way to do this?
- (whispers) Oh, wow.
Just wanna come over here.
- We gotta have room to put our chicken.
- Grab a spatula and some tongs.
- Tongs are over there.
Oh, perfect!
- Look there.
- Look at this!
I did get the short end of the stick here, (laughs)
with the left hand.
- And having to be handcuffed to me.
I would say, if we were to go around the fifth floor,
and you were like "Hey, choose one of the people that works
"in the food studio you'd like to be handcuffed to
"for an hour",
you would get a lot more votes than I would.
- I dunno.
- I'm pretty sure.
- Let's name the people we think
would get less votes than both of us, though.
(epic musical jingle)
All right, we did it.
Chicken parmesan on a plate,
- Handcuffed.
- While being handcuffed together.
- My thoughts on this episode, Robin:
I'm glad that this is the last one of Season Six.
- My thoughts are,
it turns out it's surprisingly less difficult
to cook while handcuffed to somebody
than you think that it might be.
- Chicken parm.
- Chicken parm, it's good.
- If you want to see more of this nonsense--
- It's like a cliffhanger.
What if we don't get out of these things?
- Oh, we might not!
- They might need to stay tuned.
- Be sure to (in unison) like, comment, subscribe and share!
We hope to see you again on Season Seven
of Homemade Versus the Internet.
- Thanks for watching, everybody.
Bye.
- [Man Off-Camera] Y'all ready to get out?
- Yes.
- Thank God.
Get us out.