Welcome Paul my goodness thank you so much, please have a seat.
>> Wow. >> I cannot tell you how much joy it
brings me to have you here tonight, and I just wanna say before we even get started,
may I just commend you, on standing in solidarity with the oppressed.
Just you being here says so
much about your character that you would stand against moral injustice.
By virtue of you being here, it will show the entire world it'll show all of your
followers, that this is not a conspiracy theory that this in fact is a conspiracy.
And now they will have to accept that, as truth.
>> Totally man, yeah thanks for inviting me, super cool to be here
in the Thunderdome excited to be in a WWE ring for the first time.
And based on everything he told me, this could be one of the biggest conspiracies
of the century man, I'm just excited to see the evidence.
>> I love your open mind, I love it.
I can't tell you I am surrounded by brain dead drone corporate hacks 24/7,
narrow minded.
>> Sure.
>> They don't wanna see the truth.
So I can't tell you we've been getting along great, haven't we?
We are fast becoming friends ladies and gentlemen and that is why I'd like to
take this opportunity, I don't wanna put you on the spot.
But I would like to formally invite you to once again be my guest,
>> [NOISE]
>> At the grandest stage of them all,
will you be my guest, at WrestleMania?
>> It'd be a pleasure Sami yeah.
>> [LAUGH] >> Don't hurt yourself man.
>> My God, this night it can't get better than this can it?
And this is great cuz now you're gonna get to see a firsthand,
you're gonna get see firsthand what I'm going to do to that backstabbing
willfully ignorant Kevin Owens.
But you know what that's WrestleMania, tonight I will leave
anybody else waiting, this is what we are here for drumroll please.
[MUSIC]
Ladies and gentlemen, [SOUND] I give you,
[SOUND] the trailer of my documentary.
[SOUND]
>> If what he's saying is true, this is huge.
[MUSIC]
I saw that paper, she's lying, she's lying.
Who told you to ring the bell?
I'm sure these guys didn't get it, hell with your trick camera angles.
>> The referees they're literally haunting my dream,
I've developed a strange dislike for zebras.
>> Don't believe conspiracy theories, are you a flat earther?
>> A flat earther?
That's the second time flat earth has come up, we shouldn't look at the flat earth,
right it has nothing to do, does it?
[SOUND] >> This is all part
of a massive conspiracy targeting Sami Zayn.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Coincidence after coincidence that have
negatively impacted me.
[MUSIC]
>> What's going on why you keep looking through all this it's starting to have
some really weird effects on my psyche.
You see what they did to you, they don't like.
>> Who's they, who's they?
>> Who are you?
I want answers, I want answers, a mole a dirtyu dirty rat, in my crew.
How did I let that happen?
>> My God.
>> Open your eyes, you're blind.
>> Concrete evidence that the rest are conspiring against me.
>> What are you doing?
>> You are seeing something I'm not seeing.
>> You know who's seeing it?
>> Who's seeing it? These cameras.
I'm not the crazy one.
>> Come on let go of the trunks.
>> What are you doing?
>> You're trying to twist the narritive and make me the bad guy?
No no no it claims me,
countless injustices have been perpetrated against me.
I always look like the crazy guy who looks crazy now?
[MUSIC]
>> I don't care what Kevin Owens thinks what I care about, is what,
does Logan Paul, think?
>> [NOISE] >> Well, I can tell you put a lot of
effort into it and the way.
>> Kevin Owens, Stunner.
>> [NOISE] >> Whoa,
>> As long as you keep up with
this crazy stuff this is gonna keep happening to you.
>> Woah! >> Do you understand me?
I don't care how many times I have to send you back to reality,
I'm not gonna stop and if I can't talk sense into you,
I'm gonna beat sense into you at WrestleMania Sami.
You keep coming up with this crap, that's what happens,
I'll see you at WrestleMania.
>> [NOISE]