Hi, I'm Sofia.
Hi, I'm Sophia.
And this is Sophia.
And she will be
- interviewing us, today. - Yes.
We're so strong.
Sophia asked, "The Storian in The School for Good and Evil
narrates everything that your characters do
as they're doing it.
If you had to have someone else's voice as your Storian,
whose voice would you choose?"
What do you think, Sophia?
I think if I had to have somebody narrating my story,
whose voice I would choose?
Hmm, somebody French.
- That actually adds up. - Somebody French.
Like Brigitte Bardot
- or like somebody hot. - Yes.
Timothée Chalamet, he's kind of French.
He's very French.
Yeah, I think I'd want like RuPaul.
- That would so sick, right? - That's great, yeah.
That would just make my life so interesting.
"In the movie, Kerry Washington explains
that magic follows emotion.
Summon enough passion, and you can accomplish anything.
What's something that makes you irrationally emotional?"
When people cough or sneeze.
What?
I think I have a few, like the paws of animals.
- Aw. - The paws of a dog.
Sometimes I'll just flip my dog's
- paw over and look at it. - That makes you angry?
Not angry, it just
- makes me emotional. - Oh emotional.
Or like little kids that are sad.
Like sad little boys who are pouting, it just makes me sad.
Oh.
Okay, time for your head to come off, man.
Go ahead.
Thank you.
Oh, Sophia wanted me to ask you a question, Sophia
that says, "Sophia, on your Instagram
when you said there should be more pianos
in public places," – she's stalking you–.
“What else should there be more of in public places?"
Happiness.
Oh, that's such a good answer.
And better lighting.
Yeah.
"Sofia, your TikTok game is pretty strong, major props.
Two part question.
Who isn't on TikTok that you wish was and why?
Also, who do you wish would follow you back?"
Whoa, a lot of questions.
What was the first one?
Who's not on TikTok that you wish was?
Oh you, I mean, you're on it but she's not on it enough.
- So definitely you. - I'll try harder.
I'm waiting.
I don't know if Beyoncé has a TikTok,
but if she did I think I would faint
if she followed me back.
So, Beyoncé.
"Sophia, in the movie you got to wear prosthetic makeup
to look a lot older.
Did you ever go out in public wearing prosthetic makeup?
If not, where would you love to go
and what would would you do
fully disguised as an old woman?"
Oh, I didn't go out in public with it.
I would love to go out in public with it.
I think I would just do really normal things.
I think I would go to a coffee shop.
I think I would play pranks
or I could put on like a really hot dress.
Yes.
With all that makeup and then go out and like flirt.
This is for you, miss ma'am.
"Sophia, when you were 14 years old
and starring in the David Bowie musical Lazarus
you told Playbill that American Horror Story
and Grey's Anatomy were two of your favorite shows.
If you were told you had to perform an exorcism
or a surgery
which would you feel more confident in performing?"
I think maybe an exorcism.
Well, okay, here's the thing.
If it was a surgery, I have grip problems.
- Girl, you have to be– - I drop stuff all the time.
What am I gonna do, how am I gonna?
So your issue is grip problems,
- but an exorcism... - What am I gonna do?
Stick stuff in people like in their bodies
and kill them?
- Or am I gonna - I mean, do what
- do an exorcism. - you gotta do.
At least that would be exciting.
- Yeah, save a soul. - I'd say exorcism.
"Sofia, you claim to be obsessed with Bridgerton.
If you got to," – oh, I didn't know that.﻿
- “If you got to play in–" - Wait, wait, wait.
The “claim to be” is very suspicious.
I am.
Sorry, continue.
Okay, "Sofia, you claim to be obsessed with Bridgerton.
If you got to play a new character in Bridgerton
who would you want to play?
Who would you want to get married to?"
Ooh, I would love to be the new diamond of the season
and I would love to be in love
with the boy from the bookstore.
I don't know if it was a bookstore.
- Not the main guy? - But, it was,
No, no, in Season 2, there's a like romance,
Romeo/Juliet romance between one of the rich girls
and then like a dude who works in a shop.
"Sofia," me, "you are a Capricorn, born in January.
Sophia, you are Cancer born in July.
Both of your Zodiac signs start with the letter CA.
What are the most Capricorn and Cancer things
about each of you?"
- Oh. - Ooh.
I'm actually more into like the Enneagram stuff
rather than the astrology stuff.
So I don't really know much about astrology.
Well, typical cancer traits.
I kind of fit into all of them.
Sensitive, super sensitive,
needy,
emotional,
obsessive.
Whoa.
Big lover.
- Aw, you are. - Like I love hard.
- Yeah. - I'm like a big lover.
Sophia, me, "Sophia, you're a Broadway star.
I could totally see The School for Good and Evil
being a musical, couldn't you?
Will you please sing the title,
The School for Good and Evil
as an 11 o'clock number in a Broadway show?”
This is so good.
Hear it, Sophia.
Let's do it together.
You're a singer.
- I'm no Broadway star though. - All right, gimme a beat.
I really, I can't.
I can't be singing on the spot.
♪ School of good ♪
♪ And evil ♪ ♪ And evil ♪
Sophia, that was a lot.
Sophia stop looking like that.
How do you spell your name?
S -O-F P-H-I-I-A-H.