Top of the morning to you laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye!
and welcome back to slither.io
I'm going to do something good this time
im going to be the best
we ended the last one on a really big high
and then I messed it up and i was all a stupid
But...lets change skin
What kind of skin do I want to have this time ?
I have absolutly no Idea
SKINS
SKINS, What are good skins?
YOU?!
That actually is a cool skin because
you got a little, like magnet thing on his head
coolio
And my name is going to be poopy paaants.
Because I am unoriginal and can't think of anything else.
somebody just sped past here
and I saw twin brother just up there
I can do this, this time.
I highly doubt that I'm even going to get close
to what I had Last time
because that was just nuts.
That was insane
That was like, if you-
Oh yes! Oh yes! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That was like if you're making banana pancakes,
That was the nuts that go into them. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Banana nut pancakes, I should say.
Yes. Give me all the things
I want them all for myself
Yeah!
Ok, Off to a hilatious start already
I can feel it! I can feel this one
Its gonna go good, its gonna go great
Again, probably wont do as good as last time
Which went really really well
At one point. and then i just messed it all up
And I could have been
I didn't even know, I think I got on the leader board or anything
I dont think I did
You only need like nine or ten thousand
To get on the leaderboard this time
Aww that poor lil dude
I feel bad for him
'Cause I remember when I started playing the game
that I didn't even know what I was doing
I didn't even know how you'd, like- what the fuck?
I didn't know how you did anything
Now people are just running into me left and right
What the fuck?
Aww, twin brother, noooo!
*inhales* hehe no, no you don't, no you don't ya fuck
Tryin' to get around me like that; no you don't, ya fuck!
NO!!
NO!! Ha-haaaaa
It's Jackaboy town!!
What up?!
People trying to get up on top o' me
Not today, Señor Fuck-FFFuck-You!
Ohh, it feels good man
It feels so good, it feels so good to be dicking these guys over
Already at 3K!
That's what I like to see, baby!
That's what I like to see in this game
Wooh!~
I'm gettin' too cocky
I get too cocky, I'm gonna mess it up
I want to make the leaderboard
That's all I want to be able to do
If I can make the leaderboard, I'll be happy
I don't need to get first on the leaderboard - that would also be great -
but I don't have fucking time for that
'takes all day to play this game
To get any sort of progress at all, it takes FOREVER
Hah-ha!!
and... hah-HA!!
Yes!
So I'm starting to get my tactics down now
I'm starting to actually learn how you play the fucking game
and that's helpful!
It's helpful to learn how to play the game
I really should not look at the camera, oh god, oh god, oh no-
I was trying to fucking turn!!
I was trying to turn!
I was trying to turn, just like, minutely
Just so I could stay close to the dude, but get all the stuff after him
But it didn't fucking work, did it? No
Cause you have to go whoosh
Look at that lag! Look at that delay! A load of bulldicks!
Can you use arrows?
I can use arrows to play this game...?
I didn't know that. They-they do not help though, they are worse
Can-can I be sneaky? Can I be sneaky-snacky?
Oh, I was doing so well, too!
Ooh, AAAH! Yeaaaah-haha!
You ran into me! Oh wait
Wasn't there a thing that you could, like, scroll out playing this game?
People are telling me that I could use my mouse wheel to scroll out
I'm using my mouse wheel, it's not scrolling out
Oh wait, is it?
It's not workin'
I'm using my mouse wheel, it doesn't fucking scroll anything!
God damn it, that would've been helpful- oh, god, the LAG!
WHY? WHY? Laggy-laggy why laggy why?
Just make the game and make ...servers...in... the actual thing and not in a browser
That would work better; less lag, man!
Maybe not, I don't know. I've never fucking developed a game
Ha-ha-ha! But I WILL criticise the other people who have
Hehehehehe
Which is not a nice thing to do- oh
I could be sneaky and get in there and get some nice shots
but I feel like I'm gonna fuck this up. Oh, god, I might be trapped
Do not be trapped, I don't wanna be trapped.
I like this snake though
He looks cool, he has some nice colours going on
and it's not all about doing the best, either.
Well, do the best you can with what you have,
that's important, but you don't have to be the best
Just try your best
That's enough
Then so long as you have fun playing the games
Then that's also all that matters
Then anything else that falls into your bosom, can be yours
Cause I feel like, too many people out there watch Youtubers and they're like:
"YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT THIS GAME!!"
It's like
If I'm having fun playing it then that's all that matters
Isn't that why you subscribed to the channel in the first place?
To watch someone have fun
If people subscribe to this channel to watch me being good at games
Oh, you're in the wrong place
Oh, you didn't just miss the off-ramp
You just f- you crashed into a sign
and fell off the highway
and your car's on fire
and you're crawling out of that car right now
That's good analogy
That's good analogy for being on this channel *laughs*
Plus I-I'm getting too like
over-worried about things with myself as well
like
"Oh, I didn't do that well, people are gonna be mad at me."
Like FUCK that!
I'm just gonna have fun
Have fun, yell, scream
do whatever I like
Thass what iss all about, baby!
I should go back and watch my old videos-
OHHH Fffffff
Fuck you twin brother!
I tried to be sneaky
I thought I'd be faster; I was not faster
but I wanna go AGAIN!
YEAH!
Right from the fuckin' start!
That's nice- OH god
Thank you dude
Thank you for leaving these to me
You can have my entrails
Ha-ha, just joking, they're mine!
Didn't actually mean to do that
I'm gonna spell out my name-
Oh god- oh god oh god no
No-NO!
WHORE OF BABYLON!
..That's what I'm gonna call myself.
"The Whore of Babylon"
*cute giggle*
That other dude died as soon as I died as well!
No! Why are you coming after me?
Why did you even want to do that?
I was only a little tiny dude! Why did you wanna attack me!?
It was not worth it!
It's like when you play DayZ, and the veteran players
with all the best equipment sit by the beach and kill all the-the new spawns
..Fuck those guys!
Why isn't the scrolly-scroll workin'?
I don't GET IT.
I feel lied to, I feel CHEATED.
Then again people did say scrolling out feels like cheating as well, 'cause
you can see a huge amount of the map
I should really stop looking away from the screen cause
some snake is gonna come up, and bite me in the ASS!
Okay!
Now I need 11K to get on top of the leader board.
That's not fun D:
OH! Hello!
How do you do? How's your mother?
Is she fine, is she good?
I-I heard she was suffering from gout there for a while.
But she's good now?
That's great. Great to hear, glad to hear it.
*happy head dance :D*
I'ma leave you bro!
I-I meant to leave you but I crashed into you anyway.
I was trying to be cool and nice!
AWW sorry little dude!
AH shit!
Oh I killed him, I feel terrible-I don't really
'cause I wanna WIIIN.
I wanna WIIIN.
Even though if you get to the top of the leader board in this,
You don't feel like you've won,
you just feel like, "Oh I'm at the top now.
Guess I just wait until I DIE."
Oh God there's too many people here
"Cause I'm in the fucking center of the map now.
OOhh get it! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Those guys are tricky! Those little
fireflies, flying around.
Because, you're like, "OH I'm gonna get 'em!"
And then you end up, like rocketeering into somebody else!
It's not a- It's not a fun time
I'm not even at thousand yet :C
FFFuck, man!
Fuck these snakes. Slither.io bots!?
*observes to see of it's a bot*
Was that a bot, he's just traveling in a straight line?
Or is he being clever, and he's making
a trolly-troll video?
Here's another one just traveling in a straight line!
You're not traveling in a straight line now though.
YES!
Okay, those have to be like, actual bots.
Because, good God.
Oh come on, come on, come on-NO!
OH I wanted to get him!
No I'm headin' away! I'm going away!
♪ I WANT TO GET AWAAY♪
♪ I WANT TO FLYY♪
♪ AWAAAAYY♪
I sang that in th-OH NOO!!
I sang that in another episode as well,
didn't I?
It's the uh-FUCK-DAMMIT!
UGGHH!
I feel like I should be able to do this I need
to have a cool name
I need to have a cool name
What could my cool name be?
I'm gonna be Slithery Sloo! That's not a clever
name, but I got so sick of waiting for my
brain to be clever, that I just
decided to get into the game and play anyways.
Thanks brain! <3 Love you bro
*another cute giggle*
Man I wish I was funny ((you are))
I need to take more comedy classes.
Actually, I need to take comedy classes.
Not MORE, just SOME.
I need to be funny again! ((Jack seriously you're funny dammit))
And not-.. Not just LOUD funny.
'Cause so many *no clue* I just came
back from PAX
And so many people were like, "Oh my god you're so funny"
And I'm like, I'm reeaally not.
You guy's either have a very low bar for comedy,
or you're just laughing 'cause
I'm loud. Which is fine!
Loudness is funny, I'll agree.
That's my favorite humor is just being loud.
HaHA! Why do yo think I do it so much?
But, again,
I-I- I want to be clever!
I want to have clever jokes. I want
people to look at it and go: HAHA! That's so
clever! And laugh at the same time
That was not worth getting you.
The amount of stuff I lost trying to get to ya was
equal, or less than the stuff you gave me.
YES! Here we go. I need
to be more daring!
Like the Daring Game for Girls!
I need to be like that! I need to get out,
put on my dress, put on my shoes, kick up my feet,
and kill everybody
That's what that game was about right?
Oooh mother-load!
Oh somebody had an accident here!
Haha! I got them all! Fuck you bro!
WOOO! :D YEAH
I like when you find them accidentally
It's cool when you kill someone,
and then the stuff immediately appears
there and then you go in and swallow them all
But, that's very scary 'cause other people are
trying to do the same thing. But
if you find them just randomly
other people will try to do the same thing as well
but you got a free meal. It's like
Meals on Wheels except Meals on Snakes.
HUH-HO GOTCHA!
Who's tryin-Who's tryin' to eat all this?
Who tryin' to eat-NOOO!
*inhale* OHHH
OHHH
I HAD THAT!
*angry Jack noises*
I wanna shake somethin'!
I'm gonna shake my fist at 'em!
OOOhHOOhhh
AHH SSS-Sucker Fucker!
That's what I'm gonna be called.
Can I be banned for that? Hopefully not..
Again, I need to be more daring
'cause it just speeds up the playthrough!
Stead of sitting in here, waiting all fucking day!
I'm not mad, you're mad!
*sees hair*
Good God what the fuck is my hair right now?
See this is why I started wearin' a hat in
the first place. Not only to emphasize
the Irish thing, but also because
I never wanted to do my hair.
*smol giggle*
I got it dyed again recently though.
It's super green now!
I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna be so
fucking daring. I'm gonna
try to take down one of the big dudes
WHAT AH I CLICKED OUT OF THE FUCKING SCREEN!
AH SHIT!
YES! OH MOTHER BABY!
FU- OOOH YEAH!
OH MY GOD! L-LOOK AT ALL THESE MEALS ON WHEELS!
Oh god I'm gonna fuck it up! I'm gonna fuck it up
I'm gonna fuck it up! No! Don't fuck it up!
YES!
OH this is CRAZY!
I clicked out of the fucking game into my recording software.
Oh yes! OH YES!
Oh feels goood! So good!~♪
♪I got you!♪
♪BA PA PA! WOW!!!♪
Okay. Don't get too risky!
Don't get too shwifty!
This-awh I could have fucked it up so many times!
I was so close to fuckin' it up!
And I woulda done better-
Somebody's called "Boss" over there!
Don't you try and take me down
But I won't fall!!
I am TITANIUM!
This dude died (x2)
Ah fuck it
You guys are not worth my time!
Maybe you are, maybe you ar-OH
shit balls! OH SHIT NACKERS!
OAAAAHH!!
Okay, okay, okay. Yes, YES, YEESS OOH SOO GOOOD!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Is that other dude still trapped inside me?
Yep.
Dude just give up.
Just give up bro!
You're gonna fuck it up in a second anyway
I'm gonna fuck it up in a second.
*laughs*
Oh I feel so bad for him!
OH YEAH! OH YES!
OH THIS IS THE BEST!
Just hangin' out in the middle and waiting for everyone
to kill each other!
That's what I'm gonna do!
Am I on the leader board yet? Come on!
Give it for Jackaboy! Give it for Jackaboy!
I WANT IT SO BAD.
NO.
I don't wanna die!
This is SO TENSE
Oh God this is a murder fest.
I'm gonna die so fast in here, there's so many snakes!
Oohhh nooooo
Can I kill him? I wanna kill him.
Ohh I wanna kill him. Oh I wanna kill 'em all! ((ಠ_ಠ))
I was chasin' my own tail there for a second.
Oh God, oh God, okay here we go. Here we go.
I should bail! I should get Kris-I should Kristen bail outta here!
OOHHH
Ugh I'm scared! Somebody hold me!
Gimme hugs and tell me it's gonna be okay and feed me ice cream.
YES!
mORE. MORE!
Am I on the leaderboard yet?
No.
Oh God there's so many snakes everywhere I'm gonna fuck it up!
I'm gonna fuck it up!
I don't wanna fuck it up!
OOOOH I only need like-what? I only need a couple hundred more!
And-Ah fuck, fuck! YES.
Come on, come on, TURN AROUND!
CHRIST.
Am I on the leader board yet?
Put me on the leader board. Put me on leader board BRO.
I wanna be on that leader board.
I wanna be on that leader board before this video's over.
Come on. I'm so close!
I need eleven thousand! I have eleven thousand!
Sucker Flipper!
Oh they changed it!
'Cause you can't have Sucker Fucker.
Yay I'm number 8 :D
WE'RE DOING IT!
I need to get baldo! I need to get boystrous! I need to get crazy up in 'er!
I need to start killing some big dogs.
Some big duders.
Can you- Can you die? Can you die for me please?
Yes.
There we go. That's enough
That's enough for now
*demon voice* SUSTENANCE.
That'll do me.
Look at me I'm number 7!
YE-E-E-ES!
I've never felt so accomplished in my fucking life!
Ha ha ha ha HA!
Ha ha ha ha HA! ((jfc Jack))
This is the best I've ever done!
NUMBER 6 BABY!
This is the BEST I've ever done playing Slither.io!
This is fun!
I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME.
OH I'm number 5!
This is going so good!
This is going so good Eric!
I don't even-I don't even care if I get to number 1 or anything now.
If I could just keep this, I'd be so fucking happy
NUMBER 4!
I need 20k to OH SHIT I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION!
Fffuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, this is scary.
This is scary. Scary things are happening to me right now in my life.
Number 3
This-this video is a success already.
I'm so happy!
After the last episode I was like, "Oh God I'm never gonna be able to do that well ever again."
And here we are.
NUMBER 2!
OHHH!
Where the fuck?- I only need 14k now to be on top
Oh I can do this. I can actually do this.
There is a CHANCE of doings- doing things.
That I can do right now.
Yeess!
I think- yes, Yes, YES!
God he was stupid!
He just let me take him!
He let me devour him!
Come on!
Get to the top!
*deep breath*
I'm second!
Fuck!
I can- I can do this
I can do this!
I can win!
I can be the winner!
I can get on top!
So CLOSE!
NOOOOOO-HO-HO-HO-HO!!!
AHHHHHAH IT FEELS SO BAD
Ahhh!
I had it and I threw it all away!
*breathe*
I DON'T CARE :D I GOT TO NUMBER 2
That's so good!
I was so close to the number 1 spot!
OAAAHHHHH!
FUN, GOOD EPISODE!
Really happy about that now
'Cause I al-Whenever I play I'm always worried that I'm not gonna get the
PERFECT, like, footage or get stuff that's not fun or I'm gonna suck over and over again.
Ahh that was good.
OH Slither.io I have made you my bitch!
Next episode!
Next episode I'm gonna do the best!
I'm gonna be number 1 on the leader board
Wait, just you wait!
Anyway!
THANK YOU GUYS, so much for slithering with me!
If you liked it, PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON, in the face,
LIKE A BOSS!!!
AND!
Highfives all around~!
*WAPOOSH WAPOOSH*
AND THANK YOU GUYS AND I'LL SEE ALL YOU DUDES!
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOO!
*Outro :D*
((What a great episode!))
((Stick around for the the secret scene!))
((Or don't. Whatever))
OH!
FEELIN' GOOD!
FEELIN' FRESH!
FEELIN' FUNKY!
YEAH!
FEELIN' LIKE A SNAKE!
*giggle :D*