-B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bored! [laughs]
-Ooh!
-Hey! Hey, Space Taco!
Is it time for blastoff? [laughs]
-It's B-b-b-b-b-burrito.
-"Brr" is right. What's the matter?
You need to defrost? [laughs]
-Whoa, ese, hands off!
-Yeah, I was only joking.
-Uhh... why is Burrito in the microwave?
-Well duh, he's too big for the toaster. [laughs]
-Uhh... is anyone else worried about that warning label?
-Aw, that's just a birthmark. I've had it forever.
[beeping]
-Yay! Everything's hunky-dory!
-Yep, nothing to worry about at all.
[zapping noise]
Whoa.
[rapid beeping and zapping]
-Whah! -Ahh!
[crackling]
Hey! Hey, Apple!
Hey, hey Apple, hey!
-What? What? What is it?
-Orange you glad I didn't say "apple" again? [laughs]
-Yeah, yeah, that joke was funny the first 400 times you--
[zapping noise]
-Whoa! -What the heck?
[poof!, Marshmallow cheers] -(all) Whoa!
-Oh, great. There's two of you?
-Whoa! That guy looks just like me!
-Nuh-uh, you look just like me.
-Nuh-uh, YOU look just like me.
-Nuh-uh, you look just like--
-Knock it off.
-Oh, boy! Twice as much Orange
means twice as much fun! Yay!
-Again, am I the only one that read that warning label?
-Huh? What are you talking about?
-[groans] Microwave plus burrito equals time machine!
It brought us here from the future.
-Okay... so if you're from the future,
then why didn't the future me come back with you?
-Oh, that's easy. It's because you're--
-On vacation! Yep, yep,
someplace really nice and, uh, and fun.
-Huh? What are you talking--
-Orange, you can't tell him what happens.
It could change the past and, as a result, the future.
-Right. So don't mention the K-N-I-F-E, okay?
-The kuh-niff-ie? What's a kuh-niff-ie?
-That's "knife," you idiot. He's not supposed to mention the--
Wait a second. I'm gonna get knifed?
-Okay... uh, it's been fun, but we, uh,
we should get goin', huh, guys?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a minute, homes.
I'm a little new to this.
-What's the matter? You need a "time" out?
[both laugh]
-That's what I was gonna say!
[rapid beeping and zapping]
-Wait! Take me with you.
You can't just leave me here.
[poof!]
-Whoa! Hey, hey Apple!
-Uhh...
-Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey!
-Uh... no!!!
-Whoa! That guy really knows how to roll. [laughs]
Hey, Pear! -Oh, God.
[zapping noise]
[poof!, Marshmallow cheers] -(all) Whoa!
-The future really is bright. [laughs]
-Whew, we're back.
I just hope everything's the same way we left it--
Uh-oh. This is--
-So awesome!
-Yay!
-(Midget Apple) There's apples everywhere!
-Hey! Hey, apples! Hey, apples, hey!
[all screaming]
Yep, they're apples, all right.
-Hey, it's okay, guys. Everyone just calm down.
-It's a midget apple!
-Hey! Knock it off!
Only we get to call Midget Apple a midget apple.
-Gee, thanks, Orange.
-What is wrong with them? Why are they freaking out?
-(Grandpa Lemon) I can tell you why.
Because a long time ago, they took our kitchen.
-Whoa! Grandpa Lemon!
-What? W-- where?
-Yeah, and those of us that weren't destroyed
by the Robo-Apple were enslaved.
-Wait. Did you say Robo-Apple?
-[robotic voice]: Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
Unauthorized produce, put your hands in the air.
-But, we don't have any hands.
-Good work, Robo-Apple.
Now fire at will!
-Yes, Your Eminence. [lazers zapping]
[fruits scream] Ha ha, ha ha.
-Burrito, you gotta get us back to the past!
We have to fix this!
-Don't worry, Pear.
This little doggy is ready to ride.
Br-r-r-r-ah-ha-hai! [rapid beeping]
[poof!]
-Wait! Take me with you.
You can't just leave me here.
[zapping noise]
[poof!, Marshmallow cheers] -(all) Whoa!
-[sighs in relief] Yes, you came back.
-Hey! Hey, it's Apple!
-Yeah--yeah, we covered that. Now get me outta here.
-Hey! Hey, Apple!
-Shut up!
-No, not him. Me! Over here!
-Apple, listen to me.
-Stop!
-Me! Hey! Apple, Apple, Apple...
-(both) Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple...
-Oh, for the love of Pete, what is it?!
-(both) Knife!
-Ahh...
-Ugh... that really looks like it hurts.
-See? I told you that apple was rotten to the core. [laughs]
-All right, Neato Burrito, beam us back... to the future!
[rapid beeping and zapping]
-Aww... but I wanted to-- [poof!]
-Whoa, that was crazy.
Phew, looks like everything is normal in the kitchen again.
Hmm.
Hey, hey pears!
-(pears) Oh, God.
-(Orange) Hey, you're an apple!
What's wrong, Banana?
You don't look like you're "peeling" very well. [laughs]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian