- Whoa! That's a little TMI for me.
- Another brilliant thing somebody invented that has no purpose.
- Just bizarre. It's something new.
I kind of like that a lot.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) So we're going to be showing you
some seriously bizarre fashion trends. - Oh, okay.
Great, that'll be fun.
- Oh no!
- Will I have to hold my eyes like this?
- Oh, great.
I know I'm going to love this.
Because I'm never sarcastic, so this'll probably be
right up my alley.
- (FBE) Here is the first one.
- What in the Sam Hill is that?
- (laughing)
Salvador Dali/Picasso boots.
- It's a boot with a back boot on the back of it,
so it looks like you could go both ways,
front and back.
- This guy could be a spy.
You just don't know if he's coming or going.
- That's a weird shoe. (laughing)
I wonder if the pants go the same way, front and back.
Unless you have really weird feet, I don't think that's gonna go over.
- (FBE) So this one's called "double sided boots."
- I don't see the purpose of this other than being out there.
- I would say that's bizarre and... yeah.
Not something I would buy.
- Why would you need a double sided boot
if you only have one side that your foot fits?
- Of all the shoes I've worn in my life,
I should never say never.
I had some weird shoes.
If I saw those and I felt in a silly mood,
I'd try them on just for fun.
- (FBE) All right, here's the next one.
- I don't like that look.
It just looks like messed up lipstick.
I don't think it's particularly appealing.
- It's over the regular lip line and it's very botox-y looking.
- Some of these girls don't know how to put it on well, though.
but that's okay 'cause I like to smear lipstick,
if you know what I mean.
- This is young girls pretending they're 90-year-old seniors
and can't put the lipstick just on their lips.
I think this takes away from what lipstick was designed to do.
- This is the thing.
Women, older women especially, will do anything
to not have the lipstick smear or go into the cracks
and they're doing it on purpose.
- (FBE) This is called "lollipop lips."
- "Lollipop lips."
When you're sucking on a lollipop, it's smearing it.
Interesting.
- If you got kissed with one of those, you'd have a big lip mark.
(laughing)
- It looks like a three-year-old child's look,
rather than a young woman's look.
- Well, I don't like that.
I mean, knowing how hard it is to keep the lipstick
on the lips and not up here, or down here,
I think that's just dumb.
It's disrespectful, girls!
- Another brilliant thing somebody invented that has no purpose.
(laughing)
- Oh... okay, that looks like body paint to me.
- First of all, that would be very uncomfortable.
Very artistic, the one on the right.
It's like rainbow.
- Wow. (laughing)
I can't stare too long at that 'cause that's like a perfect 10.
- Oh my... um, not bad.
I'm into this. I'm good with this, yes.
- It's not that bad. I've seen worse.
- This is the sparkle butt trend or...? (laughing)
- (FBE) This one is called "glitter booty."
- No way!
I won't wear it, but-- I don't have the bod for it,
but that's, yeah, very interesting.
- "Glitter booty."
Well, that'd be the politically correct term...
- (FBE) Right. - ...for the sparkle butt trend.
If your bum looks as good as that one on the left,
you don't need enhancements of any kind!
- What a great place to put glitter, huh?
(laughing)
- Oh, I like that.
- The eyes are very fashionable, trendy-- outlandish, but nice.
- She's got beautiful eyes and it accentuates
the eyes tremendously.
- It's done well.
They're spectacular and you're going, "Wow, look at that."
- (FBE) This is called "neon eyeliner."
- It's colorful. It's shiny. It looks really beautiful.
- I like it.
Not for everyday wear, but I would do that.
- I like that it jumps out at you.
It stands out, the neon.
- Don't let her cry in that.
It's gonna come down in different colors.
- Yeah, that's a good one. That's a winner.
- Oh, I like that!
We did that in the '60s, too.
- When I was a teenager, we wore platform shoes,
so I love them and I love that they have--
do they have a fish actually in them?
- What do they call those? Platform shoes.
Platform shoes, that's what they're called.
Nothing living in there because it probably would die
and then it wouldn't look good floating upside down.
- I think it's very pretty, especially if you're a short girl
and you want some height.
- Now we're talking flashback because first time I saw Elton John,
he was wearing heels that were twice that size
with live fish in them, so this is not a new trend.
They don't even got the guts to put the real fish in there.
- (FBE) These ones are called "platform shoes."
- Yeah, yup.
Seen them bigger, seen them smaller.
I haven't seen them, you know, with an artistic theme,
which is kind of cool.
- I wouldn't be able to wear those, but I like looking at them.
They are really attractive.
- Just enough of a heel to make the legs
look like they're in better shape than they are.
- Oh, those are hideous!
Oh, those are awful.
They look like Dracula's talons.
- I just saw my hairdresser with fingernails like that
and she had different just like that.
- It looks very evil, even though it's ice cream colors
or pastel-- that looks like a soft serve ice cream thing.
- Very intricate work on the nails.
Look a little too much like claws to me to be comfortable.
I mean, gosh, if you asked her to scratch your back,
you know, you might be doomed. (laughing)
- (FBE) So these ones are called "long unicorn nails."
- That's a funny name for them, but they're pretty hideous.
I don't mind the colors or the glittery thing.
I don't like that shape of the point.
- I think they're cute, but, you know,
everybody can't wear that. - (FBE) Right.
- It's not for everybody.
- That's pretty. No problem with that.
That's a cute one.
- I'm good with these, yeah.
Just don't poke me in the eye, though.
- Oh, I love that.
Is this like unicorn hair or something?
It's fabulous!
- That took a lot of doing to get those braids
and everything just the way they're supposed to be.
It has its place at a party, I'm sure.
- Kind of throws me for a loop at first,
but I guess I'm getting used to it.
- I like it.
It's very difficult to get that stuff out of your hair, though.
- (FBE) This one's called "glitter roots."
- That's interesting, but I don't think it's an everyday thing
unless you're young.
- For people in different types of industries,
I think it just depends on where you work
and if it's allowed.
You know, it's very pretty.
- It's one of those things that it's a good idea at the time
and then it's like, "Uh-oh."
It's getting it out and washing it out
and not having it clog-- see, I'm too practical!
Not have it clog the sink.
- I tell you, it beats gray roots, though.
More power to you, young ladies.
- Whoa! That's a little TMI for me.
The chains towards the pelvic area kinda remind me of sadomasochism.
- Oh yeah, now we're talking.
Is this a Madonna wannabe or a Lady Gaga wannabe?
- That reminds me of Lady Gaga. Is that who that is?
- (FBE) That is Lady Gaga. - A-ha!
That's my girl.
- You know, I'm not gonna lie, the exposure part
is, you know, sexy, but this looks like a costume.
It doesn't look like a trend.
- She can do no wrong, fashion-wise, with me anyway,
but that's especially nice.
As long you keep the arms down, I guess it's okay.
- (FBE) The trend here is actually called "underboob."
- As long as it's a nice, firm underboob,
I have no problem with that.
I wonder how they stop it moving so that the upper boob doesn't show?
I guess it's glued on.
- To me, it's like upside down boob, is what it looks like.
- (FBE laughing) - (laughing)
- If you got it, flaunt it, I say.
- I don't think I could take that girl home
and show her to my mom.
- (exclaiming)
Oh my gosh! It's furry fingernails.
Just bizarre. It's something new.
I kind of like that a lot.
- Whoa! That is awesome.
Oh, wow. Now that interests me.
- They're animal-y and that green one is hideous.
- I don't like that.
That looks kind of too spidery.
It's like a tarantula with all its hairy little feelers and legs.
- There is a creative aspect to this that fascinates me.
I will say, this is a little more clever
than some of the other things.
- (FBE) Furry nails. - Furry nails.
That's kinda creepy.
If I see that coming, I think I'll go another direction.
- Yeah, I would try that. I would like panda.
- I mean, this looks like pajamas.
I can't tell if they're two-piece or onesies.
Let's just say it's not my style.
- Oh, those are those men onesies.
"Mansies"? Onesies? (laughing)
- These guys look very masculine, very confident.
It's a very, very good look.
It's certainly different.
Not everybody could wear those clothes and get away with it.
- You guys in pink, no. Men don't wear pink.
The polka dots, dude, no, you gotta lose the polka dots.
It looks like a one-piece that you're wearing or something
a woman might be seen in.
- It's not too hideous for loungewear around the house.
I mean, the spotty one's a little meh, but are they rompers?
I mean, that's not offensive as long as you stay home.
- Oh, those are the-- what are they-- the "RompHims"?
- (FBE) These are called "RompHim" because they're wearing rompers.
- (laughing) That is so cute.
It's fun.
If you have a nice body, I think you can wear it.
- Girls still wear rompers, so why not?
Men, I have no problem with this if they've got good legs.
- Rompers, do they wear these outsides?
- They'd be difficult to get off to pee.
I mean, you'd have to take the whole thing off
to go the toilets, unless they have a little flap
in the bottom.
- All the guys have that "I'm the coolest model in the world"
look, but you're not 'cause you're wearing a onesie.
Okay? (laughing)
- (FBE) What did you think of all these fashion trends today?
- I like.
Very interested in some of them, obviously.
I would try. Others, no. (laughing)
- Some of it, I'd try.
Some of it, I wouldn't, like the boot.
The boot's just plain silly.
But fashion's supposed to have an area that's completely silly,
so I just love it.
- I was quite surprised that these fashion trends,
for the most part, didn't rub me the wrong way
like I expected them to.
- People are creative and, if given the avenue,
they come up with stuff and you say to yourself, "WHY?!"
Why, you know?
- It's fun to see where fashion can go 'cause you got some
pretty nutty stuff here. (laughing)
I enjoyed it a lot.
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