- [Stevie] Ally, what's this sexual fetish?
Please tell me!
- Shut the fuck up!
(happy electronic music)
- Look who's with me guys.
Look who's here.
- Oh hi!
- Hey guys!
Welcome to Drunk Advice.
So there are a few rules to Drunk Advice.
Rule number one: Be drunk,
or be in the spirit of drunk.
- Rule number two: Pronounce "advice."
I'm just trying to be a bitch, 'cause I think
it would be funny.
- You're doing such a good job.
you do a good job like, 24, seven.
- I know, that's my goal in life.
(girls laugh)
- Rule number two: Have a friend with you.
In this case, friends.
- Yay!
- This is Stevie.
- Why is that a rule?
Because you don't want people drinking alone?
- That's just a rule of the show.
It's a rule of the show.
Wait, what's rule number three?
Oh yea.
(Stevie laughs)
Rule number three, don't take our advice.
- Yea never.
Oh, so that means I can give bad advice.
- That's the whole point of the show!
- Holy shit, I'm excited!
- Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, guys,
rule number four.
- What?
- Wear cool pants!
(girls cheering and laughing)
- [Hannah] I've got tassels, this is exciting.
Oh, and rule number five:
If you're filming with your friends
who are super hot and always just look
seamlessly cool, wear bunches.
Or pigtails.
- Oh my God, they're called bunches?
That's so much cuter!
- Before we get started on the real advice
that we're about to give people,
I would like to introduce Mr. Connor Manning everyone!
- Yay Connor Manning!
- Connor Manning!
Oh, this is off?
Oh his face!
Connor is our moderator.
- I'm the guy.
(Hannah and Stevie laughing)
- Hannah, don't eat my girlfriend.
That's my job.
- Oh yea, we're girlfriends.
For all the new viewers, there are several
episodes of this show, and they're amazing.
You have to check them out.
Also, Hannah here introduced us to each other.
That's way Stally has happened.
- Literally a year ago--
- Subscribe and watch her videos because it's great advice.
Like she makes videos with really good advice.
This is about to be bad advice, but.
- [Connor] First question.
Where should I hide the body?
- I've answered this before.
- [Connor] You have?
- I'm pretty sure.
My answer is always to do with
cooking it and eating it.
- [Ally] Woah, oh here they go an a rampage.
Here we go!
- That's my 100% death fetish.
- I knew that.
- I want somebody to chop me up into little pieces
and eat me.
I like, it's not just like, "Oh, I want to die that way."
"That's cool," I'm like, "Oh, I want to think about
"how I'm going to die and then fuck myself."
- [Connor] What to do when someone says they
don't like you, but they're sexually attracted to you?
- Just have sex with them, fuck it.
- But what if they actually have real feelings for them.
And the sex isn't enough?
- Then move the fuck on.
- Correct.
- That's a good one.
- Don't be like, "If I fuck them good enough,
"they'll love me."
- That's messed up.
- [Connor] That doesn't work, don't do that!
(everyone laughs)
Connor, the pain in your voice!
- [Connor] Don't do that!
I like a straight girl, who happens to be
my best friend and don't know what to do.
- Oh.
- Here's the thing, stop it.
- Yea.
If she says she's straight, then she's straight.
- Like just don't!
I get this question all the time,
and I'm like, "The answer is stop it."
- It's the same thing as a straight guy
coming up to you in the bar and being like,
"Well you're a lesbian, well fuck you!"
- "But I love you!"
Like fucking suck another dick!
Like what do you want?
What the fuck do you want from me?
I can't be attracted to someone unless
I know they're gay.
- I can't be attracted to someone unless
I know they're Stevie.
(Ally and Stevie shout)
- Are you trying to butter me up?
- I was kidding, let's go.
Cut that one out.
What's the next question?
- [Connor] How to make a first move
without acting like an idiot?
- Sometimes you got to be--
- Ally's like, "I'm out!"
- Really, why?
What are you like?
- I'm never not an idiot, I'm just always an idiot!
- I feel like you are quite smooth.
- Oh yea, she's real smooth.
- I get that vibe from you.
What do you think I am?
- [Stevie] You're really smooth.
You're really smooth.
- Really?
You get that vibe from me?
Even in the bunches?
- [Stevie] Yea, oh yea of course, really?
Yea totally.
- [Connor] Explain the birds and the bees.
- Um, so birds--
- [Ally] One's an insect.
- Yea.
- Bees sting you and birds--
- [Ally] Are we going the same route?
We were going the same route.
- [Connor] How do I stop reading so many
Stally fan fics?
I'm reading 22.
- Help please if someone else has
the answer to that question!
I would love it, 'cause I can't stop either.
And it's about me, and I feel narcissistic.
But I can't stop, won't stop.
- That is not an encouragement to continue writing.
- Yes it is!
Yes, it is.
- No one's writing fan fic about me,
but like who would they write it about?
With me about?
- Somebody include Hannah in our fan fic.
I know you're watching.
- I'd read that just 'cause I'm curious,
but also I'm terrified.
Hashtag spawn, by me.
Drunk advice tote bags!
- Oh my God, they're so cute.
Can I have this one?
- No, it's mine.
But I can send you one if you want.
Look how much Stevie loves it!
- [Stevie] I want it!
- [Ally] I love how there's just like, some foods.
Well these make sense, these make sense.
These don't and I love it!
- [Connor] How do I make myself be hot?
- Confidence.
- This is, oh my God, this is such a loaded question.
- [Ally] Just think you're hot.
- Yes!
- [Connor] I got shit.
- [Stevie] Connor, go, Connor, go!
- Wait, context.
Connor decided about six months ago
to be more hot.
- I did, I really--
- [Ally] You're doing so well.
- Every time you see yourself in the mirror,
tell yourself you're hot, feel yourself.
Get in the habit of telling yourself
that you're attractive, even if you're faking it.
Do it, just tell yourself you're hot,
and eventually you will believe it,
and that will show outward, and people will
think you're hot.
- [Hannah] Yes, yes!
- [Connor] Best way to respond to cat calling?
- I scream at people and threaten to chop their dick off.
But that's me.
- Thank you for watching Drunk Advice.
- [Stevie] Thanks!
- [Ally] Thanks!
- We hope you enjoyed the video.
Please give it a thumbs up.
And subscribe to Stevie, and subscribe to Ally.
- We have separate channels.
- Subscribe to Hannah 'cause she's awesome,
if this is the first time you're seeing her.
- Subscribe to Connor.
Connor get in here.
- [Ally] Bye!
- [Stevie] See you later suckers.
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