- We should just make this empty box her present, right?
Just, I mean, she loves boxes.
You know what we could do?
We can put some of these old remote controls.
Just package 'em up.
That's it, Christmas is done.
She's not gonna know.
So wait, you developed an entire presentation
as a Christmas list with links and prices?
Wow, where did you learn how to do this?
I'm so proud of you, those are very expensive, though.
- Favorite part of Christmas, assembling toddler toys.
Oh good, it's in multiple parts.
Is it possible we're missing some parts?
(Toy car horn honks)
We're gonna be hearing this all day.
Maybe the batteries got lost.
He'll never know that this thing
can make amazingly annoying noises.
It'll be our little secret, right, please?
Gift cards, it's like hundreds of dollars
worth of presents, and it looks so pathetic.
Like, it's so small.
What's it gonna look like under the tree?
Like Merry Christmas honey.
Behold the wonderment of the holiday.
Do we have any like huge boxes we can put 'em in?
Like make it a game, like, ha ha, just kidding.
It's tiny, but it's really expensive.
- We should make Christmas cookies.
Oh cool, interesting choice
to make them all different sizes.
Is that just raw flour?
Please don't touch the melted chocolate.
That's hot, it's lava.
Do not put flour in the mixer while it's running.
Mommy needs a minute, walk away.
Do not touch my phone with those hands.
Magic of Christmas.
Christmas is so magical.
Mommy'll fix it.
You made these with things that you found in our kitchen?
They're beautiful.
You learn this on TikTok?
That's amazing.
Could you teach me?
And you cleaned up as you went?
You cleaned as you went?
That is new for me.
Okay, you should start a business.
I'm gonna go research LLCs.
- Buddy, you made me a macaroni bracelet?
This is my favorite gift ever.
I'm gonna put it on.
And I'm never, ever, ever gonna take it off.
'Cause it goes great with everything.
Okay sweetie, you know no matter what it is,
I'm gonna love it 'cause it's from you.
Holy cow, she got me Air Force Ones!
These are sweet.
Honey, how many babysitting jobs
did you have to have for this?
This is a weird sensation, I actually love this gift.
- Okay, preschool party,
neighborhood party, breakfast with Santa.
All in three different cities overlapping.
Kids are gonna have a magical Christmas day.
Gonna be in magical moods.
Just so much magic, magic.
Have fun at your Christmas party, honey.
Just text me when you want me to come get you.
Better yet, can you get a ride home? (laughs)
Merry Christmas.
I was up all night.
But I got tickets for the Santa Polar Express experience.
This is the best news ever.
So magical.
Worst news ever.
I was up all night and I couldn't get the Taylor tickets.
But we're on the wait list so if like a ton of people
don't wanna go to the concert of the century,
we're in, Merry Christmas.
This is gonna take me all night.
Can you run to this store please?
I just need need more wrapping paper and more tape.
And I mean, I keep losing the scissors.
I mean, I know I'm holding 'em here,
but I've lost 'em like 12 times.
Just I need more scissors.
I need more tissue paper, this is not enough.
No, and I know she can't read,
but I need some of those to-from tags.
I know, I know.
Just whatever they have, just get it all.
Wait, you want to wrap all the presents
for the entire family?
You wanna practice the technique you saw on TikTok,
where you wrap the whole present
with just one piece of tape?
That TikTok is really something, huh?
I thought TikTok was all dancing and that guy
with the ax that has the wood, and he splits it in...
Anyway, I'm just gonna go watch some TikTok.
- Wake up! - What time is it?
- It's Christmas. - Hey,
it's really dark out buddy.
- Santa came! - Okay.
Give mommy and daddy a second.
- Hurry up. - Okay, just.
- [Kid] Hurry up!
- Well, that was magical.
Did you guys like all your presents?
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- What time is it?
- It's not even six a.m.
- Well, good Christmas everyone.
- It's 10 a.m.
- Kids are running through the street with their new toys.
- Guess it's time to drag ours outta bed, huh?
- Yep.
- I Feel so rested, Merry Christmas to me.
- [Penn] Hey kids, it's Christmas.
Honey, they're both sleeping.
- [Camera Operator] Go one more time, three, two, one.
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