*SMG4 Intro*
Smg4.exe has stopped working
*price is right theme song plays*
Puppet mario: Hey Luigi!
Paper Luigi: Eh?
Paper mario: Knock Knock
Puppet Luigi: What?
Puppet Mario: Jamaica!
Jamaica the who?
Ja making me cuckoo crazy!
Mario: *sarcastic laughter*
I GET IT!
YOU GUYS ARE SO CLEVER!
Smg4: GOD DAMMIT, MARIO!
Shut up...
Mario: How Bout NO?
Oh, sh!t!
Mario: Mama-f**er
(Cheers)
Here we go!
Oh yeah, oh, yeah. *grunts*
Mama mia
Okey-dokey, let's a go.
HOT, HOTHOTHOTHOT!
HOLY SHITO!! Yeah, HAHAHA!
SMG4: Are you freaking kidding me!? >:-I
Puppet Mario: Pizza da heck out of me!
Luigi,
please gimmie
your
PINGAS!
That's a so nice!
Dam!! Wha? Whoa! What? Yes, Oh My God!
♪What is love♪
♪baby don't hurt me♪
Um...No, mam...Uh hang on...
Uh...Dr. Weird?
Mario: MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT MY HAND!
IT HUNGERS FOR MORE!
♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪
♪ with my bitch ♪
♪ She's gonna make me a sandwich ♪
♪ dududadadududu ♪
Behemoth: *maniacal laughter*
All living things kneel before your MASTER!
I shall become the ultimate overlord
ruling as the world's-
Eggman: ♪Everybody shut up!♪
♪I have an erection!♪
HAHAHAHA
OHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIT
Oh, look honey!
A shooting star!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
* Laughing *
Pingas
YEAH TOAST!
Ooooooohhh!
YEAH TOAST!
Woohoo!
YEAHHHHH TOAAASTTT!
WHOA!
Tubby toast, tubby toast
Shy Guy: This is not happening! It's not happening...
I love you.
*sheggy screaming*
Waddup? BIAAATCH!!
That's a good boy..
That's a good Mario..
Luigi giggles at the brothers stri-
URGGGGGGGGG
WAT IS THIS!!
YEAH!
Hi, guys!
Rosalina: Oh my gud, Stacey
Did I tell you about my date with STEVE last week?!
Toadette: You met up with STEVE? He's so cute!
Rosalina: I know! He took out to this little restaurant-
DADADIDUHDADADIDUHDADADIDUH
He has such a way with words♥︎.
HEY! Can I sing a song for you?
OOOOHHHUHUH
♪ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Show me your genitals( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ♪
♪ your genitals! ♪
♪ WHAT? ♪
♪ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Show me your genitals( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ♪
♪ ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)GENITALIA( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)! ♪
♪( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Show me your genitals( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ♪
♪ your genitals! ♪
♪ WHAT? ♪
♪( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Show me your genitals( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ♪
♪凸( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) GENITALIA凸( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! ♪
Tadaaaaaaa
Will you be the father of my babies?!
(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)Like a BOSS(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
Ayy, Mario!
Did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well you see Luigi,
When a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle
in a Mama Mia's ravioli,
a little bambino covered in bergutto
comes out about 9 months later.
What does any of that have to do with babies?!
WAAH!
WAAH!!
WAAH!!!
Wa.
Г vs L
One day in Teletubby Land,
Po heard La-La coming.
*La-La la-laing*
Po decided to play a hiding game.
SHHHHHH!!
Lalilalala lalila eh oh
La-La wondered where Po was.
Oh. Where de Po?
"Boo", said Po.
HOLY SHITT'OH
OOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
What a surprise.
Po & Lala heard Dipsy coming.
♪F*ck the police coming straight from the underground♪
So, Po and La-La decided to play a hiding game.
Dipsy wondered where La-la & Po were.
'Boo.' said Po.
'Boo.' said La-La,
I'm Batman!
*X Files theme song plays*
BOOOM!!!
What a surprise!
Dipsy, La-La and Po heard Tinky-Winky coming.
So they decided to play a hiding game.
*Smurfs singing*
!@!%!#%!^@#^!%
Tinky-Winky: JEZUS!!
RAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Tekicnical Diffacalti
Tubby Toast. Tubby Toast.
Tubby Toast!
*Excitement over Tubby Toast*
(Everybody Including me)
♪ If you ever get so low ♪
♪ that you don't know which way to go ♪
♪ Come on and take a walk in my shoes.... ♪
♪ Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues... ♪
♪ Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues... ♪♪All of his bluuuues... ♪
♪ I take a look at my enormous PINGAS ♪
♪ and my troubles start melting away ♪
*Mario cries*
The pain! It's-a getting worse!
Luigi: Mario! What happened?
Mario: Luigi...I...
*still crying...*
Luigi: Mama Mia...
WAAH!
RIP Spaghetti #2
Mario: Luigi! NOOOOOOO!
SMG4: Where's my Burrito?
*Santa Mario gets triggered*
SECURITY!
SMG4: Oh my F*CKING-
Next.
Frankie: Hi Santa Claus!
Santa Mario: Oh! What does your little b*tch ass want for Christmas?
Frankie: A large order of fries, an orange soda with ice and
a Barbecued Bacon Burger, a piece of hot apple pie,
and a large order of fri-
Santa Mario: Okey Dokey!
Neeeeext...
Wario: Okey Dokey! Shut up and pay attention!
Super-Duper-Duper-Duper-
Super-Duper-Duper-
B0000bies!
Thinking about it makes me so excited,
I just want to smack somebody!
Come here! Maybe I smack you!
PAWNCH
Santa Mario: And what the hell do you want, you little heat seeking moisture missile mongler?
Bowser: ♪Anybody find me♪
♪somebody to love?♪
Peach Doll: I'm a f*cking pretty princess!
Bowser: I LOVE YOU!
*SMG4 crying*
♪Hello.♪
♪Is it me you're looking for?♪
Gourmet Guy: That's my burrito!
SMG4: Oh hell no!
What the f*ck is that!?
Gourmet Guy: Whaaaaaaaaaa?
SMG4: GOTCHA BITCH!
O Yea!
Oh, sh*t...
Diarrhea!
*Screams* (I can't belive he's flying)
Mario: I
Mario: I SEE
Mario: I SEE EVERYTHING!
SMG4: Oh come on!
(You done f*cked up now SMG4)
I just sh*t my pants! (Retardation 0-100 real quick)
Toad: Noooo!
Toad: And I. Like. SPAGHETTI!
Chain Chomp: WHAT THE F*CK IS A SONIC?
Eggman: I am Dr. Robot-
♪CANNON PINGAS♪
Furry werido: Notice me senpai!!
Old man: Hi there, young people...
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
(wtf) Everyone is retared.
Mario: Seduce me!
YEEEEEEEAAAA-
♪ If you ever get so low ♪that you don't know wich way to go