Hey young folks, we're in Anaheim for VidCon, and look I'm gonna go around
I'm gonna give you a bit of a tour in case you couldn't make it this year,
or you're not gonna make next year, or you don't give a fuck in general
So let's go see what's happening
Over here you see there's a Ferris wheel
Look after the runnings, look after, yeah, nah,
You gotta be careful in there, there's stampedes of young kids at any time
*kids and teens screaming and chanting "Logan"*
It's tough when you're over 30 at these events, 'cuz you got not a fucking clue who everyone is screaming over
*screams*
No, not a fucking clue
As an over 30s person attending VidCon, I'm a bit worried about occupational health and safety at times
Over here is the ball pit
Yesterday, there was someone that was stuck
"People getting stuck in the ballpit, unfortunately"
As you can see, there's about three lifeguards on duty at the moment
Now I reckon she's gonna make it, I reckon she'll get out, she'll be okay
Yep, there you go, doesn't need a lifeguard, that's pretty good
Ozzy: What do you wanna say to VidCon?
Brunette (1): It's so fun! Blondie (2): It's so bad!
OZ: Yeah?
2: I mean, it's so fun! Everyone is getting kicked out
1: It's really fun OZ: Who got kicked out?
Both: Corinna, Bobby, [Bryce], [Bryce] (???)
OZ: Woah, Bryce and Bryce!
*mouthing* I don't know who they are, I got no idea
1: Blake [Rey], Mario 2: *inaudible*
OZ: Yeah right? 2: So everyone is getting kicked out and *inaudible*
OZ: Well they haven't, they haven't kicked out OzzyMan, have they?
1: Don't know who that is
OZ: Don't know who OzzyMan is? Well they haven't kicked him out so, he'll stay around. That's exciting
Alright, let's keep moving
Got it
Aw thanks, cheers, cheers
In you go, in you go little fella, there you go
Now we're inside the bloody Anaheim Convention Center, and this is really like big
This is a big fuck-off American conference
I mean, this is, this is America Fuck Yeah, I mean this is huge
I'm gonna try getting some free shit
*Music and screams*
WOOOHOOO
Fucking bullshit
Ahh! At least it's fine, you get a bit of a slide on the way down, so yeah, if you fuck it up, you get a bit of a ride
Fuck yeah, that's pretty good
Yep, that was a warm-up, that was a warm-up
Just a warm-up, it's two warm-ups
She's warming up enough to go walk around
Really psyching himself out. Here he go- OHH
Get outta here! That's bullshit!
That's a highlight. That's a VidCon highlight
Secret parents' lounge, so like, get away, escape, like get pissed
It's good
OZ: What's your name? J: Joey
OZ: Joey, how's it going, OzzyMan, nice to meet you J: Ozzy, pleasure
OZ: Is this your first VidCon? J: It's my third
OZ: Your third? He's a veteran! This man's a veteran
OZ: What are you drinking? J: Uh, just *inaudible*
OZ: Alright, alright, and how long have you been in here today? J: We got here since opening
OZ: Yep, and you've been in the bar since opening? J: Oh no *laughing* no no no, we just, I just came right now
*loud screams*
Fuck me dead
*loud screams again* FUCK me dead
Yelling everywhere
*loud screams* Fuck me dead!
Now it's time to just take it down a notch, take a breath, and learn
Uh, "Crash Course in Set Design" "Video Topics and Techniques: From Research to Upload"
Very important, to do your fucking research, or else, you could end up looking like a dickhead
"Making of a SciShow Video"
I don't know what that one means
"Content Strategy for Brands"
What's you content strategy? Have you thought about it? You probably haven't thought about it
So if you're watching this and you're part of a big brand, you should have gone to that one
It's finished, let's move on
"No Budget? No Problem"
So if you're poor as fuck, you got no money but you know, you wanna entertain people, it's not a problem
"Drawing the line: How Much is Much?"
How far do you go, is what I'd imagine that's about
You know, do you talk about politics? Do you talk about Violence? Do you *inaudible due to people talking*
Fuck shit piss cunt motherfucker, do you say that stuff?
You probably don't, but I do!
"5 PM to 6 PM: Let's Talk About, um, About Sex"
Let's go check it out
I'm here with bloody Rudy Rock, and he's getting into fidget spinners as well. He's been converted
Alright, our work is done here, so um yeah, we're gonna call it a fucking day
And um you know, it's been turbulent. There's been highs, there's been lows
Fucking bullshit
We've had some close calls running into famous people, don't know who the fuck they are
And um yeah you know, the parents' bar, that was a fun time
I wonder how Joey's going, I don't know, he's probably still having a drink
He's like "Yeah I just come here 4:30 pm", he was there at 8 am I reckon
Look it's been good, I've had a good time, and uh, gonna fuck off back to the hotel,
have a Panadol and a mid-strength beer, and a bit of a nap