(horse galloping)
- What up everyone it's your girl Lilly,
and it has occurred to me that I have never done
a nighttime routine video.
Why?
Because why the (dog barking) would people care?
But apparently they do.
So here's the deal.
I'm gonna do a nighttime routine video,
but I feel like when I watch other people's videos,
I can't relate.
It's like people be making videos about,
my nighttime routine in the fall versus winter.
Why do you have a different routine?
I have anxiety in the winter and the fall, okay?
It's all the same.
So I'm not gonna fabricate any part of this video.
I am going to tell you my nighttime routine,
while hooked up to a lie detector.
A.K.A. I can't lie, enjoy!
(calm music)
First things first,
let's test this thing out to see if it works.
Taylor I'm gonna say something,
you let me know if I'm telling the truth or if I'm lying.
- Okay.
- Okay, I love when people start a conversation
with what's your zodiac sign?
(buzzing)
- That's a lie.
- Yeah, obviously.
Up until I was ten years old,
I thought aquarius was a bougie seafood restaurant.
- And that's true.
- Miss me with that noise!
Let's do this thing.
Now my night begins when I come home after a long day,
these days that's like after 12, 13 hours of shooting,
I'm exhausted, I'm starving, I'm potentially stressed.
The first thing I do is I quickly cuddle my dog,
Scarbro, because he is the best (buzzing).
Okay, I have a full conversation with my dog Scarbro,
like he's a human baby.
Oh hello my sweet boy.
Mom, where have you been?
Momma thought you were never coming home.
I told all my friends that my momma moved away.
The first thing I do is adjust the temperature
because there is a 1000% chance
that I am feeling cold and here's the thing,
people think I'm insane and they claim I like it too hot,
but I can assure you I like my house
at a very normal 74 degrees (buzzing).
76 (buzzing).
Fine, 78 (buzzing).
Fine, 80!
I'm a camel, sue me!
Now at this point I'm usually starving
because I probably forgot to eat throughout the day,
so I open my fridge and discover I have no food,
because I'm trash,
so I close the fridge and I stand there upset
for way too long just thinking about the fact
that I'm so annoyed I have no food.
But the the thought occurs to me,
wait did I miss something?
So I open the fridge again and get annoyed all over again
when I realize I don't have food,
so I decide I'll just have mac and cheese.
I open my fridge to discover
I don't have any milk.
Close the fridge, pissed!
But you know what ultimately,
I usually figure out a pretty decent healthy meal (buzzing).
I have cereal for dinner almost every night.
After I eat I usually do a bit more work,
I know I'm insane.
I go through my inbox,
I reply to any urgent things I have deadlines
and I definitely remember 10 things that were due today,
that I did not do, freak!
But honestly I'm trying my best and I work really hard!
I'm also a really nice person.
I'm also not that emotional (buzzing).
Fine, screw you.
Before taking a shower
I usually try my very best to go poop.
I mean even if I don't have to poop
I will really force myself to try pooping,
because let's be real,
pooping before a shower is like best case scenario.
And so while I'm forcing myself,
I go through my phone and I take this opportunity to reply
to all those messages I ignored throughout the day.
Honestly there's like a 90% chance
that if you ever get a text back from me,
I did that while I was pooping.
- That was true.
- I'd say on most nights I take a shower before bed
because that's my opportunity to just like calm down
and zen out.
My showers are super peaceful (buzzing).
Okay fine, my showers go one of two ways.
If I'm in a good mood I pretend like I'm doing
a live soca performance in the shower,
complete with an audience.
♪ We don't party no more ♪
♪ We don't party no mo ♪
♪ When I say issa you say vibe ♪
♪ Issa, Issa, Yeah! ♪
And imaginary whining.
(water dripping)
And if I'm in a bad mood,
I cry in the shower.
Yeah, see?
And I always feel better after (buzzing).
Okay, fine, sometimes I can't actually get myself to cry,
but I will force myself to cry.
Just because I feel like that's what people
do in movies and it's very aesthetically pleasing.
So I'll just thing of irrelevant sad thoughts,
that have nothing to even do with me!
It's just the right thing to do
and I can't even do that right!
I'm useless (whining), sick.
I brush my teeth every night before I sleep (buzzing).
I brush my teeth, unless I forget (buzzing).
Fine, I brush my teeth solely
when I know I'm gonna be kissing someone.
I don't care about dental hygiene okay?
I care about bow chick wow wow.
And then I wash my face,
and then after I wash my face,
every night I put on Olay Retinol 24.
Yeah, it makes my skin feel super soft
and I legitimately believe I wake up with better skin
because I use it.
That's what's up.
Now before I jump into bed,
I do a really quick workout
with the dumbbells I placed right beside my bed (buzzing).
I step over the dumbbells on my way into bed
because I'm effing tired and I'll just buy bigger clothes!
Then I finally lay down,
and right before I fall asleep,
I think about every single problem,
hypothetical and real,
I have in my life to take my anxiety level
from a two all the way up to a 10.
Why?
Because why not.
Then I feel hot and then cold,
then hot again,
and then I feel like I literally have frostbite.
And then when I feel like I'm just the perfect temperature,
my alarm goes off.
And there you have it!
I hope you enjoyed my completely accurate
and honest nighttime routine,
because nighttime isn't for being fabulous.
It's for sleeping.
Hey everyone thank you so much
for watching this video.
Shoutout to Olay for partnering with me on this video.
I do use this product every day, I love it.
If you wanna pick up your Olay Retinol 24,
you can do so in stores or online.
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One love Lilly, that is a wrap and zoop.