[screaming]
Hey, that's no Dutchman, that's SpongeBob!
SpongeBob!
[laughing]
Help!
I am not SpongeBob, those are my street clothes!
[laughing]
Flying Dutchman?
Flying Dumb man!
[lightning striking]
Enough!
[laughing maniacally]
[screaming]
It's the real Flying Dutchman!
[splashing]
Out of all the Dutchman costumes I've seen...
Yours is the most insulting!
Do you mean I'm not scary?
You?
Scary?
[laughing maniacally]
First I've gotta get rid of this stupid costume!
[screaming]
Hey, what do you know?
I scared him!
[laughing]
[ominous music playing]
- Trick or treat! - Trick or treat!
[roaring]
[laughing]
Look, it's the haunted mattress!
OK, OK, here's your candy!
No, please, that was enough of a treat, thank you!
[laughing]
I don't get it, Patrick.
Hey, SpongeBob, look at my new paper ghost!
[moaning]
Scary!
- That is it, Patrick! - What's it?
What's the difference between that ghost and me?
Er...
No, I don't know, wait, don't tell me!
[groaning]
Don-- don-- don't tell me!
Don't tell me, don't tell me, I can do this!
I can do this, don't tell me, don't tell me!
Don't tell me!
- OK, tell me. - I've got a square head...
And a real ghost has a round one.
All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I'm scary!
OK, are you ready?
Remember, like this!
[shaving]
You sure you wanna do this?
Shave me down, make me round!
Alright, let's get to it!
[shaving]
What do you think?
Perfect!
Now that's scary!
Let's go scare somebody.
[groaning]
I'm the Flying Dutchman!
[groaning]
I don't know who I am!
[bell ringing]
[roaring]
I'm the Flying Dutchman!
[groaning]
I'm the Flying Dutchman's best friend!
[laughing]
Hey, don't you kids want your candy?
[laughing]
Oh, boy, that was something!
Your costume really packs a punch!
- Do you think? - Oh, no question!
You scared the barnacles off that guy!
Who should we scare next?
There's a whole party just full of people down at the Krusty Krab!
And the Flying Dutchman is gonna show up uninvited!
[giggling]
Oh, here comes someone now!
[roaring]
Oh... I'm the Flying Dutchman!
[laughing]
Wasn't that the haunted mattress?
I guess he's been demoted to a haunted sleeping bag!
[laughing]