- I mainly feel like
this is going to be the most embarrassing thing
I will potentially ever do in my life.
This video wasn't my idea at all.
If you asked me about this video,
is this a good video to do?
I would say no, no one wants to watch that,
and I'm gonna look back at this moment and be like,
I shouldn'ta done that.
(boing and chime) (cheesy music plays)
- [Breathy Voiced Woman] I love you.
(pop followed by cheering)
- Hey I'm Tom, over the last little period
there's been quite a few comments about me
on our YouTube channel.
So I'm going to be reacting
to some of your best comments today.
(romantic jazzy-classical music starts)
Okay, so this comment is from Poo Poo.
I would like to give a shout-out to Poo Poo as well,
cause I've seen them comment once or twice before
and I love that someone with the name Poo Poo is like,
one of my biggest fans.
So yeah, that's awesome.
And it says, (whoosh)
"I would literally give my liver to marry this man."
Um. (whoosh)
Thank you Poo Poo for the comment,
that's really nice to say,
that is a pretty nice thing to say.
I don't know who you're gonna give the liver to,
if you're giving it to me that'd be cool
cause I'd get extra liver, just as a backup.
That's a pretty extreme thing to do I suppose, so.
(loud whoosh)
This one says, "Tom has beautiful hands."
(angelic chorus singing)
Yeah, I think they're decent hands,
so thank you, I appreciate that.
(sucks air through his teeth) You don't wanna see my feet,
(quietly) nah, I was just kidding.
(laughs)
(whoosh)
"I bet Tom tastes good with sweet and sour sauce."
Ah (trails off)
The implication of this comment is quite sexual.
The other thing about sweet and sour sauce
is that it's actually just delicious
and makes anything taste better,
so they're probably not wrong about that, actually.
Anyone would taste better with sweet and sour sauce.
(whoosh)
Okay this is a short one, it says four words,
(dramatic scary music)
(boom) "I'm obsessed with Tom."
Ah, yeah, I mean we're gonna assume
that's like a good obsession, like a good healthy obsession.
Like, you're obsessed with me in a healthy way,
but not too obsessed.
But you just think, yeah he's a cool guy,
not in a stalkerey way or anything.
That's what I'm gonna assume and,
ah, thank you.
This is all caps, (popping)
"Why is he so freakin cute?"
(wolf whistle) Ah, um,
Why? I don't--
I dunno?
(light music) (awe)
So it's actually quite nice that they think that.
Maybe it would be better to be handsome or,
like hot or whatever,
but you know what I'm happy with cute, that's fine.
So, yeah, I like that, good on you,
thank you for the comment. (whoosh)
(whip cracking) "Tom shirtless, OMG."
(whip cracking three times)
Yeah, I dunno, for me personally I wouldn't think,
oh, Tom shirtless that's a something
that's going to get the people rilled up,
(cheering)
but apparently it does, or at least for this person.
So, there you go, that's a surprise to me to be honest.
(whip cracks) Thanks for the comment.
That helps a little bit with my self-esteem.
So, ah, yeah.
(whoosh) (Tom laughing)
This is funny actually.
"I simp for Tom and his hair. Unproblematic."
Since I cut my hair in to a mullet,
(ding ding ding ding)
I've seen a lot of love for the mullet.
It's very iconic, people love it.
I'm glad, cause I like it as well.
I've never had that appreciation for the hair.
Which is kind of really interesting,
cause I didn't really have that so much beforehand.
So, mullet's really doing a lot of work there.
This comment says, "Tom is definitely a ray of sunshine,
(ding) always so positive."
Thank you, I do always try
and see the positive side of things.
If something's not going well,
I don't really take that onboard too much
because it's probably not as bad as you think it is.
I just love to try new things
and I don't really hate any foods or anything.
Whatever you give me, I'm gonna like it.
So yeah, that's just kinda how I am about things.
"Absolutely love Tom. He is such a sweet potato."
Well, sweet potato's kinda like,
it's like one of those words you use to describe people
that doesn't really make sense.
Like honey, you call your partner honey,
or muffin or something.
Or what is it (indistinct), I dunno.
It's like with sweet potato, it's one of those things,
one of those weird food words
you call somebody you're affectionate with.
That wasn't so bad,
it was actually pretty enjoyable to read those comments.
Who doesn't love a compliment?
For the most part they're not like, super horny.
And we do have some horny fans, I've seen some comments.
So my hopes for this video is that it flops,
that maybe it gets reported on YouTube
and then we have to take it down so no one will see it.
If this video gets like a trillion views,
then I'm gonna be pretty,
I'll be thinking,
wow, okay people actually wanna see this.
I think at that point
I'll be considering doing this video again.
If there's lots of comments that need to be,
reacted to.
And yeah, just gonna wait for people to roast me now,
for the rest of my life.
(happy musical outro)