all: Hello!
- Oh, boy.
- Come in! Come in!
- Huh. Your place looks pretty similar to ours.
- Although I see you don't have a TV.
- Why would we need a TV?
We're too entertained by our friends.
all: Ugh.
- Thanks for bringing these over.
Funny enough, we just got some of your mail today, too.
- A citation for running a red light.
- That's for me.
- This month's edition of
"Scammin' the Elderly Magazine."
- That's for me.
- And this college diploma from the Fake Diploma Company.
- [chuckles] That's, uh, probably also for Scissors.
- Hardvard?
- Yeah, it's a hard school.
That's why they call it Hardvard.
- Oh, gosh. We haven't offered you anything.
We'll be right back.
- OK, so they get better mail than us.
Let's not jump to conclusions--
oh, thank you.
about how great these guys-- ooh, that is nice--
might possibly be--
Mmm, this carrot is better than some steaks I've had!
Where did you buy this?
- We grew it ourselves!
- In fact, everything in our kitchen
was grown in our indoor garden!
- So, what, you grow your own vegetables?
- And tables and chairs and everything.
- Ah, the toasters are in season.
- OK, so they grow things that are impossible to grow.
I haven't seen anything yet that actually makes them
better people than us.
[heavy footsteps pounding]
- Oh! We forgot to introduce our pet gorilla
we taught sign language.
Babbo, say hi to our new friends!
- No, Babbo, you're an angel!
- Lemme guess, you rescued this gorilla?
- Well, some would say he rescued us.
- I never get tired of hearing that line.
- They're making me feel bad again.
- Yeah, they're even more perfect
than they seemed online.
- Oh, now the gorilla's making sushi.
♪ ♪
- Look, maybe we just leave and live with the thought
that we are the worst Rock, Paper, Scissors.
[sad chord]
Or, we stay here and dig until we find out
what's wrong with them.
- I will say, that feels like the worst
Rock, Paper, Scissors thing to do.
[sneaky music]
- So, got any secrets?
- Well, there is one.
I have a new invention I'm working on.
[whirring]
[explosion booms]
- Mm, sorry it broke.
Oh, that must make you massively insecure and angry
beyond belief.
- Not at all!
I love being wrong, because it allows me to learn!
Now I can apply that new knowledge--
[pushing buttons]
And, behold!
[whirring]
A dodo bird!
- [squawks] - Aren't those extinct?
- Not anymore!
- [grumbles]
- Yep, I guess you could say I'm a bottle flipping prodigy.
So, do you have a thing?
- Huh, I guess I don't.
- Oh, no?
- No, I do a lot of different things.
I play professional football,
I play drums in three different bands,
I'm a chef, I tame lions,
I do archery on a unicycle,
and I'm an astronaut skateboarder.
And I guess I'm pretty good at flipping bottles, too.
- [grumbles]
- You know, I got a little insecure earlier,
comparing myself to you,
but I just have to remember I'm a very sweet
and giving individual.
- Oh, I love helping, too.
Could I hear about the altruistic things you do?
- Sure!
Just yesterday, I bought my friend a shirt!
- Cool! I bought my friend a house!
- Oh.
Well, I also taught my friends how to dance.
- That's awesome!
I taught my friends how to love.
- Uh, I drove my friend to the airport?
- Wow!
I wonder if you drove to my airport.
I built it for my friend!
See? It's right over there.
[shimmering]
- Oh, come on!