- Such a shit quiz!
- What two-year-old made that?
(laughing)
- Hey guys, I'm here with Steph today,
and if you didn't know, I'm Jewish,
and Steph is also Jewish.
- Jew-ish.
- So we though we'd have a Jew-off.
So who is the biggest Jew?
- L'chaim.
- So, we each have the test, and we're gonna go through it
and see who's the most Jewish at the end.
- I think it's me.
- Probably, I can think it is too.
- I went to Jew school for like, too long.
- I didn't have a bat mitzvah.
- So you're not even a woman.
(gasps)
Okay do you wanna--
- I'm gonna have like an identity crisis at the end.
- We might.
- What is Hanukkah?
- The festival of lights lasting eight days,
commemorating the Maccabean revolt.
A Jewish Christmas.
Hanukkuh means "Christmas" in Hebrew.
Another word for "pesa."
The candle that lights the other candles
on the menorah.
The plural for "hallah."
Don't look.
- I'm not looking, don't worry.
- Okay.
- I'm not cheating.
If I win, I wanna win properly.
- Who are our forefathers?
(intense music)
Josef, Isaac and Moshe;
Abraham, Isaac and Jacob;
Abraham, Moshe and Jacob;
Jesus, Moshe and Jacob;
Adam, Eve and Abraham;
Adonai, Moshe and Abraham;
Moshe, Abraham and Isaac.
- What is a schmuck?
- A schmuck?
- Schmuck.
How do you pronounce it?
- Schmuck.
- Schmuck, what is a schmuck?
- Like fuck, but schmuck.
- Like fuck.
- I don't know if you can say bad words on here.
- Yeah you can.
- What does bat mitvah mean?
An event which Hannah has not taken part in.
- That is the actual definition.
I don't actually think I'm gonna do too badly in this quiz.
- Okay.
- Like, you're still gonna win, but...
But I'm not gonna lose horrifically, I think.
- All right.
- Yeah, confidence.
- I believe in you.
- Thank you.
- You're gonna do great.
- Why do we give presents on Hanukkah?
This person who made the quizzes
spelled Hanukkah like two different ways.
(laughing)
Like in different parts of the quiz.
- What is Shabbat?
The day you can eat all non-kosher foods.
- The Jews stock up that day.
- It's like their cheat day.
- What does kosher mean?
Proper, pure, fit to be eaten according to
Jewish dietary laws, all of the above, tasty,
pork, shellfish and milk and meat.
- That one.
- What does the acronym J-A-P,
also known as jap, stand for?
Jewish American Party, Jew of Awesome Parties,
Jews Are People.
- Jews are people, too.
- Jewish American Princess/Prince,
Jews Are Pretty, Jewish Aramaric Phrases.
Submitting!
- Oh, I scored 10 out of 13.
What, why?
- I got 14 out of 17!
How does this make sense?
- What quiz did we just do?
- What just happened?
I got an 83.33% of the possible points
on this test.
- I got 61.11%.
- And it doesn't give us the answers?
- Oh, this is stupid.
This is so annoying!
- Whatever 12-year-old made this,
you are wrong.
I totally got 100.
- It said Steph was a super-Jew,
and it says that I know a good amount
about being a Jew.
I'm just confused on some aspects.
Schmuck is the male reproductive organ.
Jeremy had this discussion the other day,
that's how I knew it.
- Nice.
I put, I think I put, see I put a goofy, dumb person.
'Cause that's what I call it like,
oh that's a schmuck.
- That's what I thought it was,
but then I learned the real word.
- Oh, okay.
- What does "bat mitzvah" mean?
- Daughter of the commandments!
And bar mitzvah--
- Bar mitzvah is son of the commandments.
- Mm-hm.
- Look at you!
You're super-Jew!
- Yes, super-jew.
What does JAP stand for?
- Jewish American Princess.
- Yes!
I feel like we're both pretty good Jews.
- You did great, you're fantastic.
- Jews!
Thanks, guys, for watching, please give this video
a thumbs up if you enjoyed it,
and go check out Steph's channel,
because we did a video over there.
Lastly on the comments, if you're Jewish
or whatever religion, and you strongly identify,
and you're super knowledgeable about it,
or if you're just Jew-ish.
- Ish.
(saxophone music)